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Free Call From Any Network In Zero Balance.
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Free Call From Any Network In Zero Balance.
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Call Customer Care & Enjoy..!!
168 chars (2 sms)
The Most Unfulfilled Desire Of All Science Students Is...
A Bomb Should Have
Fallen Instead Of
An Apple On NEWTON .. ;-) ;-)
164 chars (2 sms)
Ghareeb Ghurba,
Becharey,
Miskeen,
Lachaar,
Dukhi,
Pareshaan,
Khasta Haal,
Afsurda
Be-Sharam,
Dukho''n k Maarey
Pareshanio''n Main
Ghirey
Zindagi Se Tung
Udaas
Halaat k Maarey
Dunya k Sataye Huey
Hotey Hyn Wo Log
Jo Mobile Hote huey
Bhi Sms Nahi Kerte ;->
313 chars (2 sms)
Biwi Shohar Se
"Tum Shaadi k Baad
Badal Gaye Ho !"
Shohar:
"Mene Tumhei''n Pehly
Hi Bata Dia Tha k
Mujhy Shaadi Shuda
Larkio''n Main Koi
Dil-chaspi Nahi .." ;->
178 chars (2 sms)
NEWS ALERT !!
Koi Bhi
Kuch Bhi
Khaane Ko De
Mat Khana Plz
Idhr Udhr
Nigah Rakhna
Q
K
City Govrnmnt Ne
"Kutta Maar"
Muhim Shruu Kr Di Hy ;->
192 chars (2 sms)
Package Wale So
Gaye Ker k Baat Apni
Girl-Friend k Saath
Aur Bhatakte Rahe
Sachi Mohabbat Kerne
Wale Saari Raat ... ;->
134 chars (1 sms)
1 Billi 1 Sheikh K Ghar Se Roti Hoi Nikli.
Kisi Ne Billi Se Ronay Ki Wajah Poochi,
Billi Ne Jawab Diya
"Ik Tey Menu Marya Utton Mera Choowa V Kho Laya..." ;->
167 chars (2 sms)
Asif Zardari, America K Sadar Obama
K Rishtedar Hain
Qarebi Zraye Sy Pata Chala He K
Asif Zardari, America K Sadar Obama
Ki Phupho K
Kuttay Ka Puttar Hay... ;->
181 chars (2 sms)
Shaitan: Sam Tmhari Duty Aj Se America
JULI Tum UK
PETER Tm India
Sam: Pakstan Ksko Bhijwya Ha?
Shetan:Ksi Ki Zrorat Nai I''m Satisfd Vid Zardri''s
Prformence ;->
175 chars (2 sms)
Qayamat Ki 5 Nishaniyan
1-Zardari Imandari
Krega
2-Altaf Karachi Ayega
3-Musharaf Pr Muqadma
Chalega
4-Sheri Rehman Parda
Kregi
5-Adliya Bahal Hogi ;)
171 chars (2 sms)
*Golden Words*
''''Jo Paisa De Us E Le
Lo
Aur Jo Na De Us Se
Cheen Lo ...''''
Molana
Asif Ali Zardari
;->
130 chars (1 sms)
High Level Insult....
Little Johnny Was Sitting On A Bench Eating Sweets One After Another.
Man Nearby:
People Who Eat So Many Sweets Dont Live Long.
Johnny:
My Grandpa Died When He Was 106 Years Old.
Man:
Did He Eat Many Sweets?
Johnny:
No, He Always Minded His Own Business!!;-)
314 chars (2 sms)
Main Nain R0 Kar Uss Se Puucha
Kya Tum Nain New Pyar Dhuund Lia Hai ?
Kamini Sharma Kar B0li~
"Bus Activate Karna Baqi Hai"...! =P ;->
151 chars (1 sms)
"MERI JAN KATREENA"
Ungli Mai Angothi, Angothi mai Nagina,
Soni Lagti Hy Teri Bahen KATREENA,
Raat Nahi Kat''ti Maslay Hain Dereena,
Mai Ne Kaha Bus Kar Kehti Hy Abi Na,
Rat Ko Mila Karo Baara Maheena,
Kehti Hy Bhai Ko Batana Kabhi Na,
Itna Zaleel Ho Kar Ke Bhi,
Bhai sms Parh Raha Hy Kameena =P ;->
331 chars (3 sms)