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"HAPPY BIRTHDAY"
To You
Shocked ?
Actully Aaj Ke Din
James Hawk
Ne DHAKKAN Banaya Tha..
To Maine Socha Har DHAKKAN Ko Wish Kar Doon... =P ;->
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Career is like a light
and Girls are like shadows!
If you''ll follow
the shadows you''ll
miss the light.
And if you''ll follow the light shadows will follow you!
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What R U Searching
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No Msgs Today
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Bcoz
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Kashmir Day Is Holiday :->
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Wo khush ikhlaqi.... Wo payari ankhein.... Wo MASOOM sa chehra.... Wo UMDA ZEHAN.... Wo Nice Personality.... Aap ko YAAD Hai??? GOOD.! GOOD.! "Main ab bhi waisi hi hoon"
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I May Walk Slowly..
But...I Never Walk Backwards...
-Abraham Lincoln
I Don''t Need To Walk..Bcoz...
I Have Bike..
HumAyuN
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Koi Insan Agr Ankhe Band Karke Muje 3 Baar Pukare
To Me Uske Samne Aa Jata Hu.
Try Karo
1
2
3
Nahi Aaya?
Are Yaar Insano Ki Baat Ki Thi.
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Akbar: Kal Maine Sapna Dekha
K Tum Gobar Me Gir Gaye Aur Mai
Shehad (Honey) Me!
Birbal: Ji Maharaj! Fir Mai Apko
Chatne Laga Aur Aap Mujhe.
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Twinkle Twinkle
Little Star
Aishwrya Is A
Film Star
Saniya Mirza
Is A
Tenis Star
Wasim Is A
Criket Star
And
"HumAyuN" Is A
SMS STAR.!!
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1 memon mutthi me ropiya lie jaraha tha
Thori der bad mutthi kholi hatheli
pe pasina dekh kr memon bola
Na ro mere rupay me
tujhe hergiz kharch nhi kroga.. ;->
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=Quotable Quotes=
To be is to do.
(by Socretes)
To do is to be.
(by Plato)
To be or not to be.
(by Shakespeare)
Do be do be do..
(by Scooby Doo)... ;->
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HAWAON
k hath 1
Arman
bheja hy
NETWORK
k zarye 1
Pegaam
bheja hy
FURSAT
mily to
Kabool
kr lena
Shehar-e-Multan k Shehzaday ''''HumAyuN'''' Ne Salam Bheja
Hy.. ;->
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Bhikari:
Kuch Khana Dedo
Admi:
Tamatar Khao
Bhikari:
Roti dedo
Admi:
Tamatar Khao
Bhikari:
Tamatar Hi Kyun
Wife:
Ye Totla Hy
Keh raha Hy
Kamakar Khao.. ;->
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Ab PARHAI soch samaj k chorna Pappu,
kyou k....?
GADHA 60,000 ka or
reri 40,000 ki hy.:-D
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A Bf Brought Present 4 His GF
GF(After Opening)
What D Hell Wud I Do Wid Dis Diwali Rocket ?
BF : U Wanted Stars Na?
Now Sit On It N Get Lost!!
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Sms B Bade Kamal Ki Chiz H
20 Gadho Ko Sms Karo
10 Padte Hein
5 Ko Samjh Me Aata Hai
4 To Kanjus Hote Hein
1 Murga Kismat Se Fasta Hai
Jo Reply Karta Hai
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