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Mother''s Quote
Thomas Edison''s Mother:
"Of course Im
Proud Tht U Inventd
Electric Bulb. Nw Turn
It Off & Get 2 Bed"
Albert Einstein''s"
"Its Ur Senior Picture,
Can''t U Do Someting
Abt Ur Hair?
Styling Gel, Mousse
Something?"
Abraham Lincoln''s:
"Agn Wid d Stovepipe Hat?
Can''t U Just Wear A Baseball
Cap Like The Othr Kids ?"
Michelangelo''s:
"Cant U Paint On Walls
Like Other Kids? Do
U''ve Any Idea How Hard
It Is 2 Get Tht Stuff
Off d Ceiling "
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Doctor To A Kid:
Have You Ever Had
Trouble With
"Appendicitis" ?
Kid: Yes ... !
Doctor: When ... ?
Kid: When I Tried To
Spell It ... ;->
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1 Pakistani Dosray Se: "Yaar Kehtay Hain Is Baar Jang Computer Se Lari Jay Gi?"
2nd: "Han Misile Computer Se Contorl Hotay Hain Na"
1st: "Phir To Ham Jang Haar Jainge"
2nd: :Wo Kaise"
1st: "Yaar Ager Misile Chalanay Se Pehlay Bijli Chali Gai Tu?..
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What Is
Pure And Simple
Definition Of
ACCOUNTING ... ?
1 + 1 = 2
(In Private Sector)
1 + 1 = 11
(In Government Sector)
;->
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Q-
What''s The Most
Wicked Thing
A Group Of Young
Accountants Can Do ... ?
Ans-
Go Into Town
And
Gang-Audit Someone ... ;->
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Most Iraqis Think
The Shoe Thrower
Is A Hero
And
Should Be Freed
Most American Think
He Deserves A Death
Sentence
Because
He
.
.
.
.
.
.
MISSED .. ;->
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~ Truth ~
G o D
m A d E
m A n ...
M a N
m A d E
m O n E y ...
M o N e Y
m A d E
m A n
M a D ... ;->
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A Poster on TV at Peace Rally in Mumbai..
"Politicians Divide us,
Terrorists Unite us..!!"
Now How True is it!
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Girl-Hum Kaha Ja Rahe He..?
boy-Long Drive Par..!!
girl-Pahle Kyo Nhi Bataya..?
boy-Mujhe B Abhi Pata Chala Jub Breck Nai Laga..
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;-)Wife Running After A Garbage Truck: Am I Too Late For The Garbage?
Hubby Following Her Yelled: Not Yet.
Jumpppp Innnn Fastttt.
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Ques: Do You Know
Which Animal Has Good
Manner?
Ans: Cat
Why?
Because It Always Asks
Permission Before
Coming Inside
''Maiauon''
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Ek Khan Sahb Sey Koi Puchta Hey K "Time Kya Horaha Hey" ???
Khan: Baj Kr 10 mint
Fir Puchta He Boltey Hen
Khan: Baj Kr 15 mint
Fir Puchta He Boltey Hen
Khan: Baj Kr 20 mint
Thak Har K Banda Bolta Hey K Kya Baj Kr ???
Khan: Kaisey Bta0n Merey Ghari Mein Ghantey Ki S0en Hey Nhi Hey ;->;-)
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1 Adm¡ Ne Pathan Se Pocha App Ka Lucky Day Kn Sa Ha . . ?
Pathan Basant Jub Sare Bache Chaat Pe Hote Hai
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Girl:Agr Tmhe Mjsy Shadi Krni Hai To Tmhe Hr Hafte Mumi Ko 10kg Ata Dena Hoga,
Papa Ki Car Me 10litre Petrol Dlwana Hoga
Boy:Acha BEHAN Ami Abu Ko Salam Kehna
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The sun makes Moon shine.
Electricity Makes Bulbs shine.
Wax makes Candle shine.
But what makes you shine......
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