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Aik sardar k ghar k bahir name plate lagi the
jis pe likha tha -wife.MSC aur husband Fsc.
aik aadmi ne sardar se pocha sardar gi
aap ki bivi ne kis subject mein Msc ki hai?
aur aap k Fsc mein konsy subjects thy?
sardar bola subjectan da ty meno pata nehin.
name plate da matlb aa
Msc.mother of seven children aur
Fsc .father of seven children... =P ;->
370 chars (3 sms)
Dil me Pyar Hai !
Ankho me Nasha Hai !
Baaton me Maza Hai !
Andaaz hee Juda Hai !
Dosti me Wafa Hai !
MASHALLAH isi Liye to Har Koi Mujh pay fida hai.. ;->
174 chars (2 sms)
Mirasi ka bacha school dakhal ho gya
teacher ny kaha
2 ka pahara sunao?
Wo bola:
"Tae fer tusi nal dholki wajao". :-)}
129 chars (1 sms)
Wife: Ye aap ki shirt per lipstick ka nishan
kahan se aaya.. ?
Husband: Mai khud heran hon!
Maine tu uss wakt shirt utari hui thi.. :-)
141 chars (1 sms)
Aik pathan 2 ghantay aatay ki line mai
laga raha bari aanay par phir wapis line me lag gaya
or bola yh president 5 saal or rahay
dill khush ho gaya...:-D
159 chars (1 sms)
Mehnat Se Aap Sab Kuch
Hasil Ker Sakty Hyn ... !!!
Izzat ,
Shohrat ,
Daulat
Aur Haan ...
Aata
Cheeni Bhi ... =P ;->
150 chars (1 sms)
Ek Hoor Ne
Jannat Mein Khudkashi
Ker Li
Pata Hy
Kia Waja Thi ??
Ek Farishty Ne Hoor
Se Mazaq Kia Tha
k
Teri Shaadi
Qayam Ali Shah Se Hogi .. ;)
161 chars (2 sms)
Dentist''s Advice on Secret of Good Health:
Alwys treat your toothbrush like a b0yfriend.
Dont let anybody else use it & get a new 1 every 3 months.! B-)
158 chars (1 sms)
Aik pathan bath room gaya.
Jab bahir aya to tokan walay nay 12 rupay mangay.
Pathan: Kyun lotay may pepsi thi kia...?
125 chars (1 sms)
Pathan Ny NADRA K Office Mai Ja K
Ek Baat Boli Jsy Sun
Kr NADRA Waly Pagal Ho Gye.
Pathan Bola,
"I.D Card K Golden Numbers Dikhao?" =P
143 chars (1 sms)
U n d o u b t l y
H o n e s t y
I s
T h e
B e s t
P o l i c y ...
W h e n
T h e r e
I s
M o n e y
I n
I t ... ;)
124 chars (1 sms)
Girl: Ao Chupan Chupai Khelty
Hen
Agr Tm Ne Mjhy Dhund Lia Tou
Me Tmhen Kiss Doungi
Boy: Age Me Na Dhund Saka To
Grl: Fkr Na Kro Me Chhat Pe Hi
Chupongi ;)
176 chars (2 sms)
Ek Pathan Ghalti Se Motorcycle Qabristan Main Le Gaya.
Aur Bola:
Ye Pehli Sarrak Hai, Jis pe Itne Speed Breakers Hain.
Aainda Hum Is Sarrak pe Nahi Aayega. :-)
173 chars (2 sms)
Ek Boy Ro Raha Tha:
2nd Boy: Oye kya hua?
1st Boy: Aaj mere Abbu ne Mujhe Juta Mara Hai.
2nd Boy: Tum Khush Naseeb Ho.
"Jutta" Sirf "Azeem" Logon ko he Mara Jata Hia.
179 chars (2 sms)
Amazing Home Remedies
A Mousetrap placed on
top of Ur alarm clock wl
prevent U from rolling over
n going back to sleep
after U hit the alarm off ..
Have a bad Tooth Ache ?
Smash Ur Thumb with a
Hammer n U wl 4get abt
the Tooth Ache ..
For High Blood Pressure
Sufferers:
Simply cut Urself n bleed
for a few minutes, thus
reducing Pressure in
Veins ..
If U ''ve Bad Cough ?
Take a large dose of
Jamal-Gota then U wl b
afraid to cough ... ;)
466 chars (3 sms)