Funny sms; 9386 messages
Pataane Se Na Pate,Esi Koi Ladki Nahin,
Pataane Se Na Pate,Esi Koi
Ladki Nahi.
Agar Fir Bhi Na Pate,To Duniya Me Ladkio Ki Koi Kami Nah
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Papa- Beti 12th K Bad Kya Karogi...?
Beti- B.B.A Karungi!!
Papa- What Is Bba.
Beti- Boyfriend Ki Bike Par Aish
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HUTCH K CEO Ne Mujhse Kaha Agr Tum Meri Ladki Ko Pata Lo To Apna Naam Badal Dunga
Fir Kya Hua?
Hutch Is Now
''VODAFONE''
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Husband: Tumse Shaadi Karke Mujhe Ek Bahut Bada Faayda Hua Hai.
Wife: Woh Kya?
Husband: Mujhe Mere Gunaaho ki Saza Jeete-Jee Hi Mil Gayi!
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Life Was Lonely,
No One Was There.
I Had No Frend.
& Then U Came Into My Life,
I Realised,
Dat
ALONE WAS BETTER
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Press Unlock
and then *
Keypad
active.
Now Go to
Messages
& then
Inbox.
Now Select some
Gud Messages
&
forward to Me!
Logon ko msg send karne ka bhi
Tarika batana padta hai.
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The Best Environment Day Slogan...
''Save Earth,
This Is The Only
Planet With Girls !:-)
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Jis tareh exam me
qustion assan hote hai
aur answer muskil,
usi tereh apke liye
msg padhna bahut assan he
per forward kerna bahut muskil,Na mumkin.
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Dis song is 4 U
Tum to tahere pardesi,
sath kya nibhoge,
subhah pehli
.
subhah pehli
.
subhah pehli
.
subhah pehli
.
lagta hai CD Kharab hai,
kisi aur din sunaunga
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Which Is The Safest Way To See A Shark?
On Television
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Which Is The Safest Way To See A Shark?
On Television
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Agar Aasman tak mera haath jata,
Agar Aasman tak mera haath jata,
To phir mein normal insan na hota, waisey tum kya samjhe they?
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Agar tum Pakistani Cricket team k coach ban jao to phir kya ho gha?
"Saarey player darakhton pe chard kar khelein ghey"
Bandar coach ho gha to yehi ho gha na.
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2 Married Men Talking-
10yrs Ago,
Whenever I Returned Home,
My Dog Used To Greet Me By Barking & My Wife By Kissing.
Now They Both Exactly Do The Opposite
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Na Jane Log Kyu Darte He
Kuch Log To SMS Hi Nahi Karte He
Or Kuch Log AAP Jaise B Is Duniya Me.
Jo MISCALL Mar K B Balance Check Karte He
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