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MONEY:
Workers earn it,
Spendthrifts burn it,
Bankers lend it,
Women spend it,
Forgers fake it,
Taxes take it,
Dying leave it,
Heirs receive it,
Thrifty spend it,
Misers crave it,
Robbers seize it,
Rich increase it,
Gamblers lose it.......... ......
I COULD USE IT !!!!!!!!
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We had Submissions in college.
No one could complete on time,
The girl who submitted her submission first was given a " late" remark.
Next guy was given a " very late" remark.
And the next was a " very very late" remark.
And fortunately, For the guy who submitted the last, was given a "LATEST" remark :->
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Murder Of English..!
Gimme A Red Colour Pen With Any Colour Ink
U 3 Boys Go n Stand In The Four Corners Of The Class.
Both Of U 3 Come Here n Kiss Me
I Have 2 Daughters & Both Are Girlz. ;->
kEEP sM|L|NG :->
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Teacher:woh dekho udhar sunder ladki khadi hai.
Isko PUNJABI me translate karo.
student:woh dekho saalo TODI BHABHI KHADI HA
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When sum1 touch u
& u dont feel it,
its IGNORANCE.
Wen sum1 touch u
&u feel it,
its LOVE
Bt when nobdy touchs u n u feel it,
then its Khujli...
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Why dont nails bleed when we cut them???
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Think !
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Na-Khoon!! :)
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Student seeing Monkey out of the window and the Professor scolds him-
"why r u seeing d monkey outside,wen i am in d class
:)
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Five year old girl was asked by her teacher what does her father do???
The little girl replied, Whatever my Mom tells him to do...
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Dad: if u Pass in the exam i will Present u 1 Cycle.
Son: if i fail?
Dad: i will Present 10 Cycle.
Son: why?
Dad: To Open Cycle Shop...!
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BREAKING NEWS:
KaRaChi mein Aaj BARAF Giri.
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1 Aadmi cycle par Baraf le kar ja raha tha.
Carrier Dhila Tha aur baraf gir gaye!
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Men discovered FRIENDSHIP and invented LOVE,
Women discovered LOVE and invented MARRIAGE
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someone says whisky hotihai risky,
while someone says whisky bina zindgi miss ki,
but i say rum beer ya whisky nahi vo ladki se jyada risky.
cheers
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someone says whisky hotihai risky,
while someone says whisky bina zindgi miss ki,
but i say rum beer ya whisky nahi vo ladki se jyada risky.
cheers
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student''s problem
kuchh badli hui takdir nazar aati hai,
yaado ki ek zanzeer nazar aati hai,
padhe v to kya padhe,
har page pe ladkiyo ki tasveer nazar aati hai.
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Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye, I don''t worry I don''t cry, I''m just happy that cows can''t fly
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