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DON K Fone ka Intazar tu 11 Colleges ki Larkiyanm Kar Rahi hain.
Mager DON ka Fone Ana Mushkil he nahi NamumkinHa.
Kiyn k DON K Pass tu
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Balance hi nahi hey :D
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2 Saal palhay meri girlfriend ka bhai sara din ghar per rehtay thay or us ka sath Date marna Impossible tha. Aj sub ATTA laynay line main kharay rehtay hain AB MAZAY he MAZAY
GEO MUSHSRAF.
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SAYING:
Early 2 bed early 2 rise,
Makes a man healthy wealthy n wise.
CURRENT:
Early 2 bed early 2 rise,
Your girlfriend will go with other guys.
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Chandi ka ghora soney ki lagam
Msg parhne walon ko mera salam
7up,Sprit peene walon kabhi paani bhi piya karo
Free k Msg parhne waly kabhi msg bhi kiya karo.
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A man was driving car zigzag & rashly.
Traffic cop caught him.
Man:sir I am learning driving.
Cop:without instructor?
Man: ye correspondance course hai bhai.
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Customer: ''I''ve been ringing 0800 2100 for two days and can''t get through to enquiries, can you help?''.
Operator: ''Where did you get that number from, sir?''.
Customer: ''It was on the door to the Travel Centre''.
Operator: ''Sir, they are our opening hours''.
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after making saawariya, wat change did sanjay leela bhansali''s life go thru???
sOcho
cOme on ur close!!
yes!!
he is nOw knOwn as sAnjAy NEELA bhAnsAli!!
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Rs. 500 k recharge pe Rs. 5000 ka Talk Time
Aur 11yrs ki validity
Call 1 paisa/min
60000 sms free!
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Plz log on 2
www.inni-vi-lutt-nai-pai.com
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what is the name of bruce lee''s sister in law?
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.sA-l33
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whAt iS tHe nAm3 of bruc3 lee''s s|st3r wHo cAn wAlk on tHe wAlls?
chipkA-l33
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whAt iS tHe nAm3 of bruc3 lee''s s|st3r wHo cAn wAlk on tHe wAlls?
chipkA-l33
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spell the word silk without looking here
now say "silk" 5 times
what does a cow drink?
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milk? a cow drinks water...
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Brad Pitt and Vidya Balan get married
After marriage, lots of students gather at their home .... why ???
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because her name becomes Vidya Pitt (vidyapeeth)
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Bacheoo ka deewana hua
Raat ko nahana hua
Phata pajama hua
Nalaeeq zamana hua
Bagharat parwana hua
Aankhoo sa sharmana hua
Lakin asal ma bagharat hua
ku keh ma larkiyooo ka deewana hua.....
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Girls word in diff language
Arabi.hurma
Irani.dosheza
French.fure
Hindi.kania
Italian.amito
Maxican.monaro
German.amisa
In our sindhi?
Hatit Wah ji chori aa!
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