Funny sms; 9386 messages
MAHA Ko Dieting Ka Shauq Tha
Mama Le Aai SUFI
''''SUFI pe Aitmaad Jo Tha''''
Subha Hui Tou Na SUFI Tha Na MAHA
3Saal Baad MAHA Mili
Saath HABIB Aur SULTAN Bhi Thay
DEkha Sufi Ka Kamal. . . ;-
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Last Night. . . .
I Dreamed I Ate A Ten-Pound
''''Marshmallow''''
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When I Woke Up
The Pillow Was Gone . . . ;->
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Father: Why did you fail your mathematics test?
Son: On Monday, teacher said 3+5=8
Father: So?
Son: On Tuesday, she said 4+4=8 And on Wednesday, she said 6+2=8.
If she can''t make up her mind, how do I know the right answer? ;->
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What is the heaviest burden of ''''Life''''
An empty pocket... ;->
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Why We Dont Study The Whole Semester
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Spen Sleepless Nights During Exams . . . .?
coz
Sahil K Sukoon Se
Humain In Kaar Nahi
Magar Tuufano''n Se Kashti
Nikalne Ka Maza Aur Hy . . . ;->
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hey wat do u call d Gal who Pushes her Father ..???
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PUSH-PA
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A hUnt3r shoOts At tiGer,bUt SRK DIES.Y????
sOchO sOchO...
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AreY jAn|X
tiGer wAs wAtchin climAx of DEVDAS
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wOt wilL i nAme mY sOn iF hE fAllS iN lOve Only Once???...
EKLoveYA :-
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wOt wilL jYoti cAll h3r grAndAughter???
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s|mpLe-"pOti" :-D
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whAt is tHe similArity b3tw33n jOdhA AkbAr anD deepikA pAdukOne?
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dOnO Achchee HAI bUt thOdee lAmbi hAi
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Once an Ant aNd aN elephAnt weNt fOr A mOvie...!
After sOmetiMe bOth oF th3m sl3pT ?
Guess why ??
Bcoz the mOvi3 fOr wHicH th3y w3nt wAs So-le (Sholay)
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whAt d|d A rAt sAy tO A cAt??
tHink?
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BillO rAn| kAhO tO aBhi jaAan De DuN...!
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wat will happen to gulshan groVer if he travelled at speed of light????
think guys
ANS:- he will become gulshan gro''C''er coz at speed of light V=C...
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Jackie Chan ki saas ka naam kyahai?..
nahi pata..??
answer) D-Cold
Chan (chain)ki saans - D.cold
chalo ab batao...
Jackie Chan ki bahu ka naamkya hai ?
this is quite simple...
answer) D''Cold again
kyunki saans bhi kabhi bahu thi!!!
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DoORse dekhA to sh3r khAdA thA
DoORse dekhA to sh3r khAdA thA
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pAsS gAyA hi nAhi
tUjhme hiMmAt hAi tO tU jA k3 dikhA!!!
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