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The brain is a wonderful organ.
It starts working when you get up in the morning,
and doesn''t stop until you get to the office.
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Arz kiya hai....
tere gam mein aye zalim hasina .....hum khana bhul gaye ...
tere gam mein aye zalim hasina .....hum khana bhul gaye ...
majnu ki kabr khudi aur hum nahana bhul gaye :P
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Ever wonder why
the sun LIGHTENS our hair, but DARKENS our skin?
Why is it that to STOP Windows 98, you have to click START?
Why is ''ABBREVIATED'' such a long word? Why is it that doctors call what they do PRACTICE?
Why is the man who invests all your money called BROKER?
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Q:Why were hurricanes ussualy named after women?
A:Because when they arrive they are wet and wild, but when they go they take your house and the car.!
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Life is full of rewards
If you eat properly
exercise and take good care of yourself for 60 years
what is your reward
A senior citizen card
20% discount.
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Quaid-e-Azam
Baani-e-Millat
Fatima Jinah
Maader-e-Millat
Liaqat Ali Khan
Shaheed-e-Millat
&
Parvez Musharraf ? ? ?
Aatey Ki Qillat . . . ;->
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Naya Qaumi Tarana
Mush Sar Zameen Shaad Baad
Kishwar-e-Haseen Shaad Baad
Tu Nishan-e-Corruption Aalishaan
Arz-e-Mushistaan
Shaad Baad Opposition Barbaad
Mush Sar Zameen Ka Nizam
Aatay Gas Bijli Ka Burhaan
Qaum Mulk Saltanat
Chaudry Paindabad, Shaukat Aziz Mulk Se Farar
Parcham-e-Sitara-o-Hilal
Khoon Main Runga Sara Saal
Bhool Apna Maazi
Shaan-e-Haal
Jaane-Istaqlal
Saya-e-Bomber Sar Par Sawar . . . ! !
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Lab Pe Aati Hy Dua Ban K Tammana Meri
Sim band Ho Jaye Allah Kare Teri
Duur Dunya Main Chamakne Se Ujala Ho Jaye
Jo Mujhe Sms Na Kare Us Ka Rung Kala Ho Jaye
Ho Mera Kaam In Faqeero''n Ko Sms Kerna
In Kanjuso''n Ghareebo''n Ka Inbox Bharna
Mere Allah Inhain Bhi Gairat Aa Jaye
Ye Sms Parhte Hii In Ka Bhi Sms Aa Jaye . .
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Mere Mobile Ko Sukoon Mil Gaya,
Empty Inbox Mein Sms Ka Phool Khil Gaya.
Aap Ka Sms Tha Ya Kele Ka Chilka
Jise Padhte Hi Mera Dil Fissal Gaya
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Ek Meraasi Na Choudhry Sahab Ki Beti ka Rishta Manga.
...
Choudhry Ne Meraasi Ko Khoob Jooton Ghoonso se Mara
...
Maar Kha K Meraasi Utha Kapre Jhar K Bola
''''Fir Choudry Sahab Main Inkaar Samjhan?'''' ;->
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A Couple Is Sitting And Talking
Wife : I Am Going To Make You The Happiest Man In The World. . .
Husband : I Will Miss You . . . ;->
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A mother and son were doing dishes while the father and daughter were watching TV in the living room.
Suddenly, there was a loud crash of breaking plates, then complete silence.
The daughter turned to look at her father.
Daughter: It''s mummy!
Father: How do you know?
Daughter: She didn''t say anything ;->
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Teacher: History is a very interesting subject. It tells you about what had happened in the past.
Student: Please teacher, I don''t think I want to study history.
Teacher: Why?
Student: There is no future in it. ;->
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1 Aadmi Baba g Se: Main America Jana Chahta Hoon Magar Kaam nahi Banta . . .
Baba Says: Subha Suraj Nikalne K Baad 3 Tasbeeh ''''AL-QAIDA'''' Parha Karo
America Wale Khud Le Jayenge . . . ;->
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Daalne Laga Main
Cheekhne Lagi Wo
Hua Dard Itna
K Seh Na Saki Wo
Takleef Hui Itni
Boli Bahar Nikalo
Khuda K Waaste Haath Main
Duusri Choori Dalo . . . ;->
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