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Lalu: Rabri, tum to hamara CHAND ho.
Rabri: Na ji hamka CHAND VAND mat kahiye,
ye sasure America wale roj Chand pe chadte utarte rahte hai.....;->
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ek aadmi tha.........woh kisiko msg nahi karta tha...
kisiko call nahi karta tha...fir bhi uska balance jata tha...
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kyunki woh ek tang pe khada tha........
lollzzzzzzzzzzz.......;->
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yeh aaj ki khabar hai...hamaare news reporter ab ullu ke gaav gaye hai...unki khabar kal pata chalegi..
tab tak suniye ye gaanaa..
"ting tinnngg tintingggg
o ooohh ohh ohhh ohhhhch
aye saalaa, abhi abhi,
huaa yakeen........"
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The fight we had last night was my fault,
my wife asked me what was on the TV and i said dust.
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AYE KAAAASH....!
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K TUM.....
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MARASI HOTAY TO MAIN TUM KO APNI SHADI PAR
DHOL BAJANAY K LIYE BHULATA
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chandni raat main sone se pehle.
khawbon ki dunia mein khone se pehle.
maine socha tumhe yaad dil doon.
maine socha tumhe ehsas dild doon
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susu kar k sona.
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yeh tha bada bhari..
marie se nahi banta khari....
char payyo pe chalti hain lori[truck]
ab tu jake karle ghade ki savari....;->
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W O M E N
IN SHORT...
So simple, yet so complex,
So weak, yet so powerful,
So confusing, yet so desirable,
So daming, yet so wonderful... WOMEN !
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HEight oF filM mAker
oVer heAd wAter tAnk in ShOley ,bUt nO electricity in villAge.
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hEIGHT of tEcHNoLoGY
No mOther in mOther bOArd
nO key |N key bOArd
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Height of Bravery/Stupidity -
A robber standing on the railway track with a knife to loot a speeding train...
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height of dehydration..
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a cow givin milk powder...
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Height of walking..
My granma when she was 65 used to go
for long wlaks,
now she is 85 and 10 years back she
went for walk and has not returened yet
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Once Laloo was coming out of the Airport. As there was a Huge
rush, the security guard told Laloo "WAIT PLEASE", for which Laloo
replied "85 Kgs" and moved on...
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Main Usay Yaad Karti Hoon
Jisay Soochti Hoon
Woh Mughay Yaad Karta Hai
Jisay Main Sochty Hoon
Main Kisay Sochty Hoon
Yeh To Mughay Bhi Nahin Pata
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