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Pakistan means
P=Pistol
A=Atom bomb
K=Khud kash hamla
i=Ilim ki kami
S=Sarkon pe pani
T=Trafic jam
A=Awam''s sleeping
N=No response
Yhe he pakistan meri jaan
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2000 mai Lipstick kitnee Sastii Hotii tHiii :)
bUt aj tu sab se farighhh Brand Bhi Mehnga ha :(
jeeenay Doo mushii
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if
1=5
2=25
3=125
4=625
5=?
before scrollin think.
answer is 1
Remember 5=1
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Height Of Dreaming:
Bill Gates cAme tO Me And Asked
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Are,Tere pAas xp ki Cd hAi kyA?
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Before Marriage. . .
A Man Yearns For The Woman He Loves. . .
While
After Marriage. . .
The "Y" Becomes Silent. . . ;->
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What Did The Banana Says To The Elephant. . . ?
Nothing. . .
Bananas Can’t Talk Stupid. . . ;->
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Having A Girl Friend Is Like "Playing Cards". . .
U Need HEART To LOVE Her
A CLUB To TAKE Her
A DIAMOND To GIFT Her
&
A SPADE To Burry Her . . . :-P
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Men are like bank accounts.
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Without a lot of money they don''t generate a lot of interest. . . ;->
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Fairy Tales End With . . .
"They Lived Happily Ever After . . ."
But
Family Takes Begind With . . .
"They Fought Happily Ever After. . . " ;->
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What Do U Call A Dog With No Legs . . . .? ? ?
Don''t Matter What U Call Him, He Can''t Bite U . . . ;->
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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Because it was dead. . . ;->
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IF Engineer Starts Making Films .
The Name Will Be . . .
"Current Ho na Ho"
"Janam Supply Karo"
"Aa Ab B.Tech Karain"
"Kabhi A.C Kabhi D.C"
"Fuse Lagaya Tou Darna Kia"
"Engineer No.1"
"Engineeering Koi Khel Nahi"
"Input Wale Output Le Jayenge"
"Maine Engineering Kion Li ?" ;->
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Ek Pathan BLOOD K Baare Main Book Parh Raha Tha
Wife Ne Poocha Aaj Ye Kyun Parh Rahe Ho ? ? ?
Pathan:
Mujhe Doctor Ne Kaha Hai Kal Mera BLOOD TEST Hai . . . ;->
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Latest News On GeO. . .
"Mushta''el Afraad Ne Karachi Main . . .
Samandar Main Aag Laga Di "
GeO Ab Lambi Lambi Chorh Kr GeO . . . ;->
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BREAKING NEWS:
Multan mein Aaj BARAF Giri.
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1 Aadmi cycle par Baraf le kar ja raha tha.
Carrier Dhila Tha aur baraf gir gaye!
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