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New rules of life for 2008
1. Haste Rehne ka.
2. Tension nai leneka.
3. B positive, eat positive, sleep positive
4. Mast rehneka.
5. Har problem ko solve kernay ka.
6. Friend k sath lifetime friendship account kholnay ka
7. Mujhko yaad rakhnay ka
Aur mujhey sms kertay rehnay ka.
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Nwton''s 5th law:
Duniya gool hai..
" chuha billi ke darta hai, billi kutay say, kuta admi say, admi biwi say, or biwi chuhay say..!!
Hence proved. Duniya gool hai..!!
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Kya dhoond rahay ho?
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Kya dhoond rahay ho?
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How Pakistani
Professors speak
english:
1)don''t dare talk in front
of my back!
2)both of you three get
out of the class!
3)take 5 cm wire of any length!
4)All of u stand in a
straight circle!
5)Be quiet..The principke
just passed away
6)Y r u looking at the monkey outside the window when i am here
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Munna bahi:-yeh doctor
log opration karne se pehle
patient ko behosh kyon
karte hai?
Circut:-Bole to patient khud opration karna
sikh na le isliye.
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Teacher:Four beautiful girls are walking on the road..
change it to exclamatory sentence.
Student:WOW!
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PATHAN to Doctor:
Mujh ko 1 problem hy
DOCTOR:
Khy?
Pathan:
Baat krte waqt Aadmi
dikhaai nhi deta.
Doctor:
Esa Kab hota hay?
Pathan:
Phone krte waqt.
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Aqqal ko soog mar detay hain,
ishaq ko roog maar
detay hain,
Aadmi khud nahi marta,
Aap jesay khubsourat
aur bewafa loog maar
deta hain...!!!!!!!!
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Hun jaisay PAPPU
BACHAY Khubsutar
Bachiyoon ki amaanat
hain.
Apnay Aap Ko expired
AUNTIES Ki pohanch se
duur rakhein.
Wizart-e-Poondi.
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Yar apki Eik Photo
Chahiye,
Kitab Per Lagani Hai,
Kitab Ka NaaM Hai,
" QaBaR Ka AaZaB".
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FILM;
"Destroy Pakistan "
Hero:
President Bush
Co Hero:
Mushraf
Herion:
Condlisa Rise
Villan:
Osama bin laden
Scripted in:
USA
Pakistan
Character Actors:
N Shrif,Qazi,Imran,
Amin Fahim
Friendly y Apperance:
SAUDI king
Comedien:
sheikh Rashid
Suporting Actor:
Hamiid Karzai,
Molana Fazal-ur-Rehmn
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Bhol k bhi kisiko na
rulana,
Zindgi main sabko
hansana,
Dushman Ko bhi galay
lagana,
Phir bhi koi gham day to
90
pay phone lagana
"THOK DENGE"
saaley k
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Considering his
achievments of
creating shortage of,
Wheat
gas
power
suger
water
Musharaf has been
give the title of
Quaid-e-Qillat...!!!!!!!
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Hum gaey un k ghar kaha dil se dil mila lo,
Darvaza khola unki ami
nay,
Hum nay kaha aunti
bachon ko polio k kartray
pilva lo.>
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Aik janaza dekh kar larki
muskurae,
Aik bazurg bole beti jawan mout par muskaraya nae krte,
Larkhi:baba kya karo wada kiya tha jb b milenge muskura ke milenge.
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