Funny sms; 9386 messages
U to hum bhi madad kia nahi karte,
Choclate kya toffy bhi dia nahi karte.
Ye DOSTI sirf apse hai warna msg to kya
hum kisiko number bhi dia nahi karte.
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YE Dunya Bari Zalim Hai
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Rehne do tumhare Button Press Kerne Se Nahi Badle Gi . . . ;->
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Wife: Darling, wht do u like most among my natural hair, hot lips, speech, sense of humor or my beutiful eyes. . . . ? ? ?
Husband: Darling, tumhari ye mazak karne ki aadat hi mujhe sab se zyada pasand hai. . . ;-
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Q:
How Do U Express Two Words With Exactly Opposite Meaning Is Sentance. . . . ? ? ?
Ans:
"HAPPILY MARRIED". . .
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Job In Mobilink
Send Ur Resume To
Mobilink.pk.com
Location Kharachi
Salary:25000 to 60000
Job Nature:
Mobile Tower Pe Beth K Kawo''n Ko Urana Hai . . . .
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G-Ghost
I- In
R-Real
L-Life
So Avoid Girls & Forwrd Their Numbers To Me. . .
Dont Worry About My Life I''m A Proffesional. . . .
" GHOST RIDER " . . . .
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Pathan Se Us k Dost Ne Poocha : Tum Roz Mobile Ki Nayi Battery Kion
Khareed K Laate Ho . . . ? ? ?
Pathan: Kocha Roz Msg Aata Hai
Battery Low
Battery Low . . . ;->
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How Wud u Differentiate
Between
Murgha & Murghi
Nahi Pata . . . ? ? ?
Simple Hai
Throw A Stone. . .
Agar Bhaga Tou Murgha
Aur
Agar Bhaagi Tou Murghi . . . ;->
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2days 4cast...
it will b cloudy if u frown...
clear if ur happy...
sunny if u smile..
stormy if u sing....
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Mumy:beta q ro rhe ho?
Beta: mumy papa ne muje kissi nhi ki.
Mumy:beta ap ne papa ko tables nhi sunaye honge
Beta: kam wali ko kon se tables ate hain
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Boy: mujhse dosti karogi?
Girl: mere parents allow nhi karte,
Boy: To mere mere parents ne kya mujhe
aashiq society ki membership dilwayi hui hai!!
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Sidhu ki maa ko gussa kab aata hai?
jab sidhu laughter challenge main
hans hans kar har contestant se kehta hai-
bas kar mere BAAP
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gum mein jeene me maza aata hai.
gareebo ke ghar bhi khudaa jata hai..
1 hum hai barish ki tarah sms karte hai
1 aapka sms sarkari nal k pani ki tarah aata hai
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Most innocent dhamki:
As the thief was leaving the house,the kid woke up & said to the thief: "Mera schoolbag bhi le kar jao varna main mummy ko utha doonga.
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Chor 1 ghar me chori karne gaya, tijori par likha tha "TIJORI KO TODNE KI JARURT
NAI,452 No. LAGAO AUR SAMNE WALA LAL BATAN DABAO,TIJORI KHUL JAYGI" Jaise hi
button dabaya alarm baja aur police aayi. Jate waqt chor seth se bola"AAJ MERA
INSANIYAT SE VISHWAS UTH GAYA "! . . . . .
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