Funny sms; 9386 messages
1. I may be paranoid, but that doesn''t mean they are not really out to get me.
2. What''s the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
About 25 to 30 pounds.
3. What''s the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
About 25 to 30 minutes.
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SoMe1 AsKs Me Wht is hUmAnity,
I wud SiT nExT 2u,
PuLL U CloSe 2 Me,
PuT mY ArMs ArOuNd U
n sAy pRoUdLy,
DiS Is humanity..
Lovin ANIMALS..!
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Janay kia huga es mulk ka ?
Parhay likhay honay k bawajooj
Log anguthay ka estimal kertay hain
Ab es SMS perhnay walay ko hi dekh lo..
"Paindoo Kaheen k"
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MACHAR MARNE KA TAREEQA:
1. PEHLE AIK ZINDA MACHAR PAKRE
2. PHIR USSE ZAMEEN PER LETA DE
3. PHIR USSE GUDGUDE KARAIN,JAISE WO HANSNE K LEYE MU KHOLE
USSE MORTEIN PILA DE.
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Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?
Man: Makkhiya maar rha hu.
Wife: Kitni mari?
Man: 3 male aur 2 female.
Wife: Kaise malum?
Man: Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se...
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Husband on wedding,askd his wife hd u any boy frnd befor our marriage?
Wife:silentHe said,mai iss khamoshi ko kya samjho,She replied
"TO0T PAINEA GINUN TE DE"
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Sardar orders pizza.
Waiter : Sir shd i cut it into 4 pieces or into 8 ?
Sardar: 4 hi karde 8 khaye nahin jayenge.
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Chehray pay ap k pyari si smile hai
Suna he k ap k pas bi mobil he Jis main msg ki moti si file hai
Magar ap msg nahi kartay
Ye kangusi hai ya ap ka styel hay.
163 chars (2 sms)
Yeh pyar b na ajab shay hai
Maa sy ho to ibadat
Bap sy ho to muqaddas
Bhai say ho to aaqidat
Behan say ho to farz
B v say ho to...
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Chunnu
munnu
guddu
pappu
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Sher ki shadi thi, barat me sab sheron ke bech ek kutta nach raha tha, usse pucha app yahan kaise? To kuta bola shadi se pehle hum bhi sher thee.
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Rub se dua karte hain,K mere doston ko khushiyon ka sansar mile,Or jo muje sms nhi karte,Unhe apni girl friends se behno jesa pyar milay:-)
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Agar 5 minute mein tumhara koi bhi msg nahi aayato..
To
tO
to
aaj apni dosti khatam...
Aur
Kal sa phir shuru
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Aik Orat Kisi Molvi Nu Time de k na aai,molvi intizar krda rya,intzar krn to baad Masjid wich gia tay speaker nu on kr k kainda."Hazraat.! Changi nai keti"
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As I watched da ants crawl up da wall,I noticed dat no matter how busy dey r, dey still communicate wid each other.Hope v''ll b like them,in touch..Always. . .
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karti ha meri bewi subha sham shak muj per,pochti ha muj se ye mis FAKHIRA kon hai?banwaya jab mein n apna ID card,poch dala batate kuin nehi ye ab NADRA kon ha
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