Funny sms; 9386 messages
Man on his Death Bed Confesses 2 his Wife; I had an Affair wid ur Sister, ur Best Friend & the Maid.Wife: I know Darling,now relax & let the poison work...!!!
159 chars (1 sms)
Master bachon ko english parhatay huay:"dekho bacho! yeh ''M'' ha. ''M'' se mother banta ha,jaise sheeday ki maan." aglay din master ne ek bachay se ''W'' ke bare mein pocha ke batao yeh kia ha? Bachay nai jawab dia: "Sir ha to yaih sheeday ki maan magar is ka sur nechay aor tangain oper hain."
296 chars (2 sms)
www.killer.com
...
Enter d name
U want 2 kill
...
ME..?
sure?
If yes
press down
....
Access Denied!
...
Target
is already killed by ur lovely smile:-)
168 chars (2 sms)
Girlfriend’s r like an Internet virus
They Entry Ur life
Scan Ur pocket,
Transfer Ur money,
Edit Ur mind,
Download their problems,
Deletes Ur smile,
& Hang u 4ever….
173 chars (2 sms)
Pandit ne ap k mobile k khndli dekh ker btaya he k ap k mobile pe kanjosi ki mdoshala madla rai he. turant 10 sms ki baali dai ta k shanti ho.
Dhanewad..
155 chars (1 sms)
Mujay pata hay is waqt tum ne apna nikala huwa hay
hath men b pakra huwa hay
us ko daba b rahay ho
tumen sharam nahi ati
Andar dalo apna MOBILE
156 chars (1 sms)
Sardar writing passive voice of "i made a mistake"
He wrote: i was made by a mistake.
89 chars (1 sms)
Ur words r Antibiotics, ur smile is Analgesic, ur touch is Anti-Inflammatory, ur presence is Antiseptic & ur SMS is Anti-Pyretic that''s why I never fall ill
158 chars (1 sms)
Husband: Allah ne tumhain 2 ankhain di hain..
chawal se pather nahi nikal sakti???
Wife: Allah ne tumhain 32 dant diye hain 2-4pather nahi chaba sakte..!!!!
163 chars (2 sms)
I WANT 2 SEND U THE CUTEST,BEAUTIFUL, SMARTEST&SVTEST GIFT OF THE WORLDI POSTED IT,BUT POSTMAN SHOUTED AT ME''OOYEE''POSTBOX SY BAHIR NIKAL.
141 chars (1 sms)
I have lots of jokes in my inbox,
But i cant send u all of them,
It wil take lot of time...
So i m sending u just 1 joke...
"u r very beautiful"
157 chars (1 sms)
Subha shaam teri Yaad aave hai,
Sari sari raat jagavey hai,
Karne ko to kar lu call tujhe,
Per kambakhat customer service ki larki balance low batavey hai,
159 chars (1 sms)
Man 1 sitting wid dog.
Man 2:"ur dog bites"?
Man 1 :"no"
Man 2 sits and d dog bites!
Man 2 angrily."u said he doesnt bite"?
Man 1:"That is nt my dog".
156 chars (1 sms)
Dua hai k Allah Aapko
Quaid ki akal
Iqbal ki shakal
Liaquat ki shewani
Sir syed ki jawani
Nehru ki Chal
aur
Gandhi k baal de
AAMEEN.
149 chars (1 sms)
Today Is Smart People''s Day
So Send this Msg to Someone
Who looks Smart
Plz Dont send back to me
B''coz
Tung aa Gaya Hon
I''ve Already Read
997388937 Msgz :S
178 chars (2 sms)