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Woh choom lain ek bar to aati nahi neend
unki awaz suntay suntay raat jati he beet
iss liye kehta hun k ye risk na uthaoo
"MORTIEN JALAO MACHAR BHAGAO"
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Karan Johar is producing a new film
and
is
searching 4 new talent
I''ve suggest ur name
plz go on and meet him
The movie name is
"AQQAL HO NA HO"
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In Pakistan Survey Report to me
How many girls want to meet HamY
Survey Results
YES: 9%
NO: 0%
91%: Sapne na dikhao hamari aisi kismat kahan
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a sardar to another:name 5 animals living in water.
sardar:1 frog.
2nd sardar:theek hai hor dus,
sardar:frog da praah,pheen,piyo,te maa
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aagar apni cuzon phasaani ho tu....
jab wo kitchen ma jaye tu peechay se ja k usko jhapee daaal lo
agar hans paray tu samjho phas gaye
or
agar gussa karay tu shor macha do
"baji dar gaye"
"baji dar gaye"
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a thief jumped in2 a sardar''s house and asked:
"sona kidher hai?"
sardar jee replied:ullo de pathey saara ghar khali peya ay jithey marzi lammma pay jaa!!!
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yamraj took man to hell.....
there he saw gandhi jee dancing wid bipasha..
man asked yamraj:gandhi jee ki saza itni mazedaar ku?
yamraj:saza tu bipasha ko mili hai...
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a man kills a deer n cooks it,n doesnt tell kids abt it..
he gives a clue to dem..
"its sumthing wht ur mom calls me"
son screams:dun eat it....."KUTTA HAI"
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malika sherawat goes to skin specialist
and asks: "main nahatay waqt kia lagaaon?"
doc:"bathroom ki kundi"
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boys psycology:
fraud wid inocent gurl,
frndship wid charming gurl, contacts wid smart gurls,
flirt wid freaky gurl,
luv wid cute gurl,
n
marriage!!!
"jesi ammi kehti hain"
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if u dnt smoke,
dnt drink,
dnt have gurl frnd,
dnt play cards,
no late nites,
then visit our site..
www.paida ku howa.com
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once a king ask hisunshi k uski beti k leye larka dhondo
munshi ne beti ki omer pochi..
king:18
munshi:agar 18 saal ka na mila tu 9-9 saal k do le ao..
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HUSBAND n WIFE were FIGHTING
HUSBAND:tu saali kutti..!!!
WIFE:tu saaala kutta...!!!!
their CHILD who was nearby said: MAIN SAAALA PUPPY....!!!
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0% busy ho
32% beemar ho
14% dukhi ho
20% temtion main ho
46% tarse huay ho
48% ghabra rahe ho
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Sheikh Sb on death bed: Pinky,my wife, r u there?Wife: Yes i m.Sheikh Sb: Kids r u there?Kids: Yes papa v r here.Sheikh Sb:To ullu k patho dukan pe kon hai?
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