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''Meri muskuraht par aitraz mat kar ae dost
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Tujhey dekh kar to kisi ki bhe hasi nikal sakti hai..!@''
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''NaZron Mai Base Ho Zara DhiYaan rakHna
Apne Dost Ko Yun Hi Abaad RaKhna
Mujhe to Adat Hai Ap ko Yaad KarNe Ki
Agar HichKiyaan Ati Rahen to Hamen Muaaf Kerna''
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''Punjabi version of baby baby yes mama!
Kaki kaki
Haan beybay!
Phak di cheeni
Na beybay!
Jhoot bakdi
Na beybay!
Lawan jutti
Na beybay!
Khol bootha
Ha Ha Ha!''
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Wo listen listen likhti rahi, mei lesson lesson perhta raha
Wo dream dream likhti rahi, mei drum drum perhta raha
Wo call me call me likhti rahi, mei kill me kill me perhta raha
Wo date date likhti rahi, mei dot dot perhta raha
Wo meet meet likhti rahi, mei mat mat perhta raha
Wo Love Love likhti rahi, mei leave leave parhta raha
Wo shadi kar k chali gai, main language course karta raha''
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''Saanp ne piya bakri ka khoon..
Wah wah..
Saanp ne piya bakri ka khoon.. Good Afternoon! Good Afternoon!''
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''When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you.... Why should only i suffer!!!''
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''Dil ko Pata tha woh zaroor aayegi.
Wah...
Dil ko Pata tha woh zaroor aayegi.
Par kabhi socha na tha k SURPRISE main apna Husband saath layegi.@''
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''Faqat i$ liye hum ne mehfilon may jana chorr diya MOHSIN....
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K koi pooch he na ley
"Putter tyra result kido aa raya a!''
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''Hotay hain Dunya main aisay bhi haadsay...
Wah Wah...
Hotay hain Dunya main aisay bhi haadsay...
Thanday Meethy Faalsay,
Kalay Kalay Faalsay.''
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''Kya bataen tujhe mere dost ab k saal,
Ja rahy thy yaadon ko dil main liye sambhaal,
1 Ajnabi ne achanak jo rok kar kahaa.
Chal oye!!! Mobile nikaal...''
157 chars (1 sms)
''Na Pooch teri judai k lamhay mein kaise bitata hun
pani men SURF EXCEL mila k bulbuly banata hun
o O o
o O''
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''adhi raat chand nikla thori der da........
me jitho jitho kehni hei to kiyon nhi cherda.....
aa ja sajna tenu milan da dil kr da.....
me jithu jithu kehndi aaei tu kiyon nhi cherda....''
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''alar balr baawe da bawaa kanaq kiaaye ga baawi bae kae chateae ge 100 rupea wte ge 1 rupeea khoota oda liaanda loot knd chille gaey sajna minu noat wkhaa maera mood bnealar balr baawe da bawaa kanaq kiaaye ga baawi bae kae chateae ge 100 rupea wte ge 1 rupeea khoota oda liaanda loot knd chille gaey sajna minu noat wkhaa maera mood bne''
340 chars (3 sms)
''''Meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan ker do,
Ik benam si mohabbat mere naam kerdo,
Ik subha ko milo aur shaam kerdo,
Aur sham tak mere ghar ka sara kam kerdo
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''Hari Hari Ghaas Per Ghadey Ghaas Cher Rahae HeN
Wah Wah Wah Wah Wah Wah ......
Shero Shairi Aati Nahi Ham Sei Shairi Ker Rahae Hen............''
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