Funny sms; 9386 messages
''Hi,
Doing nothing?
Then Make a Place,
4 Me in ur Heart!!
I May come there any time!
Ur''s Faithfully,
"HeArT aTtAcK"''
138 chars (1 sms)
''WARNING ! ! !
This is a VIRUS . . .
When you turn your phone off it WON''T WORK AGAIN''
103 chars (1 sms)
''WARNING ! ! !
This is a VIRUS . . .
When you turn your phone off it WON''T WORK AGAIN''
103 chars (1 sms)
''Hurry up. fill in the blanks with "HAAN" or "NAHI"
1.__________main insan nahi hu
2.__________main hi bewakuf hu
3.__________mera koi ilaaj nahi
4.__________main pagal hi hu''
189 chars (2 sms)
''FATHER: How Are Your Grades, Son?
SON: Under Water, Dad.
FATHER: Under Water? What Do You Mean?
SON: They"Re Below C Level''
129 chars (1 sms)
''If ever in your life u r very sad n feel that u have lost everything, I’ll come, hold ur hand, take u 4 walk on a bridge and show u where 2 jump from.''
154 chars (1 sms)
''Ek bar kuch bandar jangal se bhag gaye phir wo hotel mein phuchen unme se ek pizaa kha raha tha ek burger kha raha tha aur kuch bade dhayan se ye message parh rahe the.''
172 chars (2 sms)
''If people says you are crazy, be patiend.
if they say you are monkey, relax. if they say you are stupid,be cool but if they say you are smart, Thapad maar sale ko.''
168 chars (2 sms)
''Aisa DOSTANA hamara, Mai KASHTI tu kinara, Mai DHANUSH tu teer, Mai MATAR tu paneer, Mai VARSHA tu badal, Mai RAJMA tu chawal, Mai HOT tu cool, Mai APRIL tu....?''
165 chars (2 sms)
''Aaj, kal, harpal, har samay, har vaqt, maheno, salo saal se ek DIL tumhare liye dhadakta tha aur dhadakta rahega aur wo DIL hai ur"s own DEAR.''
146 chars (1 sms)
''O sms parhne wale Teri to?
teri to?
teri to?
teri to?
teri to?
teri to?
teri to?
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Bht yad arai hai yar ;)''
124 chars (1 sms)
''FATHER: How Are Your Grades, Son?
SON: Under Water, Dad.
FATHER: Under Water? What Do You Mean?
SON: They"Re Below C Level
Copy to clipboard''
148 chars (1 sms)
''f ever in your life u r very sad n feel that u have lost everything, I’ll come, hold ur hand, take u 4 walk on a bridge and show u where 2 jump from.''
153 chars (1 sms)
''Dekho yaar?
kisi ne bilkul khali msg bheja he.''
251 chars (2 sms)
''Aaj main ne 25 logon ko bewaqoof banaya.
Pata he kasay?
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Bilkul aisay.
Ab 26 ho gay.''
168 chars (2 sms)