Funny sms; 9386 messages
''''Kia aap k mobile
ko Qabz ki
shikayat hai
Jo SmS nhi
nikal rha
2 tablet easy
load ki khila do
Qabz toot jaye gi
aur SmS nikalny
shoro ho jain
gay :))''''
174 chars (2 sms)
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Agar
SmS nhi ker sakte tu
Mobile bech k
Gubara
Khreed lo*...''''
148 chars (1 sms)
''''KHUD KO KAR KANJOS ITNA!!!!
K HAR SMS BHEJNY SE PHLY,,,
SERVICE SENTER WALY CALL KAR
K POCHIN....
R U SURA?????
U REALY WANT TO SEND THIS
SMS.....??
167 chars (2 sms)
''2 Hijade Shaadi Ki Badhai Dene Gaye.
Haye-2 Main To 1100 Lungi.Dusri Boli 2100 Lungi.
Piche Se Pathan Bola Abey 2310 Le Le Usme FM Bhi Hai.''
145 chars (1 sms)
''asi v kisay nall pyar kita c.
odi yad vich dil beqarar kita c.
apnay piyar da ek din izhaar keta c.
o meri jaan kehn lagi
mein ta tery naal mazak keeta c...
163 chars (2 sms)
''GSG PUKAAR.
HUKMARANO
Ye Dolat B Lay Lo
Ye Chen Aur Amn B Lay Lo ye Ezat Aur Rozgar B Lay Lo
ye Sahat Aur Talem B Lalo
Tax+tax
Lay Lo
ye Shuhrat B Lay Lo
bhalay CHEEN Lo Pora PAKISTAN ek chief justice k ilawa koi kuch nahen kahega
MAGAR
lauta do
wo bijli wo oil(Rs40) wo ata,wo chawal, wo roti, wo cheeni, wo pani.
Phir na khna
Cheif Justici
wo ek h, hum b ek, ek h, agar hum sory ho gy ek, to wo sub kuch jo loat lia h hum lota lengy.
Geo Sms Group
ZeeShan 03133070586
www.geogroup.uiwap.com''
515 chars (4 sms)
''1 chor Police sy chupty hue 1 Toti hui Qabr me chup gya
or Police sy bach gya.
Wahi Qareb sy kch pthan guzry to unho ny socha k shyd Log Myyt pr Matti dalna bhol gye fata fat Matti dalna shuro kr di to chor bola
"Bachao Bachao"
Pthan:"Ooe Jaldi Jaldi Matti dalo is pr to Khuda ka Aazab shuro ho gya"''
311 chars (2 sms)
''Aslam ek raat macher dani say bahir so raha tha. Maa nay poocha k Aslam beitay isa q kertay ho?
Aslam:maa gee, macheron ko bewakoof bana raha hoon. Woh samjein gay k mein macher dani k ander hoon, hahaha....''
212 chars (2 sms)
''You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don''t misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..''
153 chars (1 sms)
''You are equal to sixty james bond!
How??
007 * 60 = 420''
69 chars (1 sms)
''We''ve known each other for quite a while now, do u think we can b more than friends? cos i like u very much. will u b my partner 2 rob a bank?''
147 chars (1 sms)
''Fact1: You can not touch your lower lip with your tounge...
Fact2: After reading this, 99/100 idiots would try it..''
132 chars (1 sms)
''SomeOne..
MiSSES U..
NeeDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
... THE ZOO ...''
115 chars (1 sms)
''I want U to know that U are very important to me, It''s impossible for me to live without U even 4 a second! U r my life & I can feel U everywhere.... DON''T MIND I WAS TALKING ABOUT OXYGEN...''
196 chars (2 sms)
''A study has proved that all fools use their THUMB while reading a SMS.
Now its 2 late dont try 2 change ur finger! Catch another fool!''
139 chars (1 sms)