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1 srdar ji khali katori mein roti dubo k kha raha tha
Waiter ne dkha to pucha: Ap kia kr rhe hain?
Srdrji: Me maths ka teacher hu, Mene daal suppose ki hui hai!
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Santa: Why Do Girls Look Beautiful? Is It Real Or Due To Make Up?
Banta: All False.
Girls Look Beautiful Because Boys Have Good Imagination
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Sardar to doctor:
"mein susu subah 6 buje karta hon & poty 7 buje"
Docter:"tu es mein problem kya hai"?
Sardar :"oo jee meri ankh 8 buje khulti hai"
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Prince charles & sardarji were having dinner.
Prince said, "pass the wine you divine"
Sardar thinks "how poetic"
Sardar says, "pass the custard you bastard
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Sardar Pathan se:
Yaar meri Saas ka birthday hy, koi sasti or achi antique cheez btao jo usey doon
Pathan:
O Khocha, esa karo Hamara Sussar de do:-D
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1 Sardar ko TERA BHAI kehne ki boht aadat thi,
SHadi ki raat apne room me gya or Dulhan ka Ghoonghat utha k bola,
"KAISA LAG RAHA HAI
TERA BHAI".....
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What is common between Allama Iqbal, Gaandhi and Qaid-a-Aazam???
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Sardar replied:
"All were born on Government Holidays".
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Sardar K Restaurant Per Customer Ne Kaha:
O Sardar Ji Soup Me Makkhi Hai,
Sardar Ji: Oye! Dil Bara Ker Yaar,
Makkhi Tera Kitna Soup Pi Jaye Gi... :-) :-)
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1st Sardar:
Yaar Koi Aisa Karobaar Bata Jis Men Zyada Munaafa Ho?
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2nd Sardar:
Aisa Kar Sardiyon Men Sasti Baraf Le Kar Garmiyon Men Baich Dey.. :-)
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A man jumpd in water&didnt cum out
Anothr man jumpd in the watr & didnt cum out
A sardar watching frm a distance concluded dat
"human beings r soluble in water"
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Sardar & Pathan:
Olympic ke Race Dekh Rahy Thy
Pathan: Yah Kya Ho Raha Hai
Sardar: 1st Aany Waly Ko Price Mily Ga
Pathan: Kocha Magar Yah Sab Log Ku Bhag Raha Hai...!
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Interviewer:What is your birth date?
Sardar:13th October.
Interviewer: Which year?
Sardar furiously: Stupid...Every Year !!
;-)
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Sardar:Bachpan vich maa di gal suni hondi ty aj aey din na vekna painda...
Judge: Kya kehti thi maa?
Sardar: Jadoun gal hi nahi suni tay fir ki dasaan.
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Sardar wife: o sardar ji car ki sped kyun barha di?
sardar:gari k break fail ho gaYe hain is sey pehle acident hojaye jaldi ghar paunch jate hain.
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Doctor: Jab Ap Ko Pata Tha K Chipkali Ap K Mu Me Ghus Rhi Hy To Ap Chup Q Thy?
Sardar: Pehle Cockroch Gya Tha To Muje Laga K Chipkali Usy Pakar Legi.. ;-)
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