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Nazar andaaz ker dete hai mujh ko wo kuch aise
H.R ke pass perhe ho mere C.V jaise
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She: kia kerte ho?
Me: CA
She: waooo !! Chartered Accountant
Me: Nai Pagli !! Complete araam ?? ??
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Kabi toot ke bikar jao tu humare pass
Chly ana, Humare ha welding ka kam tasli
Bakash kiya jata hai ?? ??
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Aik charsi bus mein chars pee raha tha
Sath wale seat per beth ker baba jee boly
Tum jahanm me ke rasty per ja rahe ho
Charsi bola oye beghaito rukho
Mein te gujranwala jana se ?? ??
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Sala handsome hona bhi aik bari problem hai
KOi larka line he ni marti ??
Bas dekhte he kehti hai
pata ni kitne girlfriend hongi kameeney ke ?? ??
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Teacher:
Why Love Marriage Is
Better Than Arrange Marriage.??
Girl:
Bcoz Ek Jana Pehchana Ullu
Ek Anjany Gadhay Se Behtar Hota Hai.. :-)
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Us Ko Ana Ho ga To Khud Hi Chali Aaye Gi..
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Yun Beth Ker Light Ka Intzar Kerna Fuzool Hai.. :-D
(,")/ Her Msg Larki Per Nahi Hota.. :-)
Hhahaha
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Waiter: Sir Aapny Samosy,
Burger Aur Roll Ander Se
Kha Liye Magar Bahar Se Chor Diye Hen.
Customer: Ji Haan,
Mujhy Doctor Ny Bahar Ka Khana Mana Kiya Hai.. :-)
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Girl:
"I Will Be Ready In 5 Minutes"
Boy:
" I Will Be Back In 5 Minutes"
Those Are Both Equal.. :-D
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Pappu Kutty Ki Poonch Pipe Me Daal Raha Tha.
Dost:
You Idiot, Kutty Ki Dum Kabhi Seedhi Nahi Hoti.
Pappu:
Aby Duffer, Me Pipe Ko Bend Ker Raha Hun.. :-D
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"KHUSHI"
Ek Aisi Cheez hai,
Jo Aapke paas na hone k baad bhi
Aap Chahen to Dusre ko de
Sakte ho..
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Maze ki Baat Ye Hai k
"TENSION"
Bhi Aisi hi Cheez Hai. :-D
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Boy: Mujhy Maaf Kerna,
Me ny Tum se Chupaya tha k Meri Mangni Ho Chuki Hai.
Girl; Aray Koi Baat nahi,
Chalo Aaj Me Tumhen Apny
Bachon se Milwati Hun...;-p:)
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Larka To "Handsome" Hona Chahiye,,,
"SMART" To Mobile Bhi Hota Hai...;-p
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Bivi Pure 15 Minute Tak Apne Khamosh Shohar Pe Garajne K Bad boli Main Larai Khatam Karna Chah Rahi Hoon Magar Tumhari Is Gongi Badmashi Ki Waja Sy Ghar Jahanum Bana Ja Raha Hai…
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Punjabi Hajj Karne Geya Wapis Aya to Dost ne Pocha Shetan ko Kitne Pathar Mary…?
Punjabi: Rush He Ina C Pathar Marne Da Moka Hi Nai Milea, Par.. . . Galian Changian Kadd k Aya Wan….
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