Naughty sms; 68 messages
What Will Happen If
Bipasha Basu,
Mallika Sherawat,
Neha Dupia,
Rakhi Sawant
Contest Elections In India.?
Politics Will Become Transparent
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Man: Tumhari Wife Gum Hui Hy Tou Police Ko Q Nai Bataya
§Ardar: Q K Jb Mera Scooter Gum Huwa Tha To Police Walo Ne
15-20 Din Istemaal Kar K Loataya Tha.
159 chars (1 sms)
tujh ko bhool k zinda rehna, tanhai k dard ko sehna,
Ziada mushkil to naheen hai.
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Radio Quiz:
Should Women Have Children After 35?
Sardar Replied:
No, 35 Children Are More Than Enough! :
Should Women Have Children After 35?
Sardar Replied:
No, 35 Children Are More Than Enough!
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A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
and
say
that i will do anything to pass in the exams
and professor says
NOW OPEN YOUR
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Books And Study
FlaMeR
177 chars (2 sms)
Pather ki deewaar na tori
pyar bhara dil tor dia
ek rupee ki khatir
tumne SMS karna chor dia
FlaMeR
106 chars (1 sms)
3 FEELINGS
what is the diference b/w stress,tension & panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
tension is when girlfriend is pregnant &
panic is when both r pregnant
FlaMeR
179 chars (2 sms)
A Couple Had 3 Children Naming NC,MC N ABC.
Some1 Asked The Meaning, They Told:
1st Natural Curiosity
2nd Mutual Consent N
3rd Absolute Bloody Carelessness :P
165 chars (2 sms)
Height Of Fear
2 Pathan Ek Bathroom Main Naha Rahey Thy
Sabun Neechey Girr Gaya
Par Darr K marey Koi Jhuk Kar Utha Nahi Raha … ;->
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Kissing is like real estate.
The most important thing is
location,
location,
n location! ?
107 chars (1 sms)
Hights Of Heart Breakin:
An Inocent Man
Watchin His
1st Blue Film Aftr
Mariage,
In Which
His Own Wife
Had Acted
MORAL:
Watch All BF''s B4 Mariage...
160 chars (1 sms)
Water Is So Precious,
So Plz Send Dis Msg To As Many Frnds As Possible With Dis Slogan:
SAVE WATER!
SAVE WATER!
SHARE SHOWER WITH NEIGHBOUR''S DAUGHTER!! ;->
169 chars (2 sms)
Announcement In
Zardari''s Chartd Plane ...
Mr. President , We Are
About To Land.
Could Plz Put
Sherry Rehman In An
Upright Position ...
ThanQ ...
162 chars (2 sms)
2008 ka sabse zalil sms
Girl: Jaanu tum mujhe subah se lekar sham tak or sham se leke subah tak pyar karna...
Boy: Fir main Potty kab karunga???
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A TC In A Train Fines 400 For No Ticket.
He Charged 1st Girl Rs 300 Who Was Wearing Sleevless
Rs 200 To 2nd Who Was Wearing Sleevles &Backless
Rs100 To 3rd Who Ws Wearing Sleevless, Backless And A Mini Skirt
He Charged Rs 0 To The 4th One...
Why???
U Dirty Mind...
She Had The Ticket!!!
334 chars (3 sms)