Double Meaning sms; 76 messages
WARNING FOR MEN..
"DON'T TRY TO UNDERSTAND
A WOMAN COMPLETELY,,
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IF YOU DO THIS,
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YOU EITHER GO MAD..
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OR
YOU WILL START LOVING HER.. :-)
146 chars (1 sms)
She: Tum saray larky ek jaise q hote ho?
Me: Q ke hum makeup nai kerte ??
74 chars (1 sms)
Judge 2 pak police Pervez Musharraf
court se kese faraar ho gaye ?
Police - Sir wo bhaag me mahair hai ap
ko nahi pata woo kargil yuddh me kese bhage the?
157 chars (1 sms)
Suno!
Mehsoos karo,
Badal ki Garaj,
Bijli ki chamak,
Barish ki ek ek bond,
Tum se Cheekh cheekh kar
Keh rahi hai,
**Ab toh naha lo..
132 chars (1 sms)
1 Aadmi ny rat ko ghr jaty huay aik bht khubsort jwan lrki ko lift di,
Achank rsty main boht tez tofani barish shuro ho gai or un dono ko aik hotel main Room lena pra,
Itfaq sy room b sirf aik he khali tha,
Dono so gay or subha uth kr apny apny ghr chly gay.
MORAL:
mery sms gandy nahi hoty...
297 chars (2 sms)
Andheri raat thi
Wo meray saath thi
Mai uss kai upper tha
Wo mere neechay thi
Tauba tuaba……
Aray logon kya samjhe aap
Wo meri cycle thi..
137 chars (1 sms)
Phochta
Hai Jab Koi K Duniya Mein
Mohabbat Hai Kahan?
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Muskura Deta Hon Main
Or Yaad Aa Jati Hy Maa….
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Ki
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Honay wali
Bahao..
140 chars (1 sms)
LIFE MEANS:-
6 frnds,
2 bikes but no petrol
exam nite,6 duffers no notes.
sitting on sea view ,
6 smokers n only 1 cigrete!
1 girl,6 frnds n all saying “teri bhabhi hai
168 chars (2 sms)
Most interesting line written
on the front of T-shirt of a girl,
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Excuse me !
My face is above. ;) :p
110 chars (1 sms)
Pehlay Baahon me Lena Phr Seene Se Lagana Phr Methi Methi Baty Krna Phr Khoob Kiss Krna Phr Bister Pr Litana . . . . Kita Mushkil hay Bacchon ko Sulana.
152 chars (1 sms)
'Kuch larkian ahista ahista deti hain
kuch larkian jaldi de deti hain
or kuch larkiyon ko baith kar denay mein maza aata hay
or kuch to aisi hain k unhen khara ho kar denay mein maza aata hay.
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her kisi ka JHAROO denay ka andaz mukhtalif hota hay ...
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Ik vari fer teri soch ko 80 topo ki salami'
320 chars (2 sms)
'Log apne kapro ke style pr kitna paisa barbad kar dete hain,,
Jab k zindgi ke sab se haseen lamhe bina kapro ke guzarty hain,,
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Yahan per main Bachpan ki baat kar raha hoon janab.'
203 chars (2 sms)
'School mein 1 FAIL Student K Papa
Class Teacher se:
Madam! Thora Aap Tight Rakho,
Thora Main Zor Lagata hun, Umed hy is Saal Bacha Nikal hi Jayega.'
154 chars (1 sms)
'February ko Valentine's Day hota Hai!
Aur 14 November ko Children Day.
Dono Dates mein 9 Mahinon ka Faraq Hai..
Is liye Jin ko Samajh aa Gai he Wo Forward karein Aur Baki Cartoon dekhein.:-)'
201 chars (2 sms)
'Girl: Wat do u like in me?
Boy: Those two white big balls having black dots on it.
Girl: Whatttt?
Boy:Yes i Like ur eyes.'
130 chars (1 sms)