Fathers day sms; 37 messages
Kya Btaye''n Tujhy
Mere Dost, Ab k Saal
Ja Rahy Thay Yaado''n
Ko Liye Dil Main Sambhaal
Ek Ajnabi Ne Achanak Jo
Rok Ker Kaha
Chal PAPUU Mobile Nikaal
190 chars (2 sms)
U r on a bus & U need
2 fart ...
But d music is really
loud, so U time Ur
farts with d beats.
After a couple ov
songs, U start 2 feel
better as U approach
Ur stop, as U r leaving
d bus, People REALLY
staring down at U n
that''s when U realize
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U''ve been listening 2
Ur iPod !!
336 chars (3 sms)
Shadi Me Munna Papa Se:
Papa Khana Kab Khaen Ge ?
Papa;Dear Dolha Dulhan Aayen Ge Unko Ye Peson Ka Lifafa Den Ge Phr
Khana Khaen Ge
Munnah: Bhaga Gaya Stage Ki Janib Doolhe Se Kehne Laga Ye Lo 1TT Rupe 2plate Biryani Or Salaad K Pese Kaat Lo... ;->
262 chars (2 sms)
Janab Asif Zardari Apni Kitab
"Kuttapan"
Main Likhtay Hai K
"MAIN Kuttay Ko Ya Kutta Mujhay Kat Lay
Dun0 Surton Main Teeka
Kuttay Ko He Lagay Ga "
166 chars (2 sms)
1 Girl:
Mjy tO Asa Lrka chahiye Jo
Smart
Khubsurt
Decent
Shareef
Dashing
Naik
Ho
2nd Girl: Shut Up Kameeni
"" HumAyuN ""Sirf Mera Hai...
155 chars (1 sms)
Pathan: Mere Mohalley Wale Bohat Kanjoos Hein.
Dost: Kiun?
Pathan: Sab Ne 14 Aug Manai Par Kisi Ne Qurbani Ka Gosht Nahi Bheja;-)
143 chars (1 sms)
Musharaf Ne Istefa De Diya Hai FARAZ,
Wah Wah
Musharaf Ne Istefa De Diya Hai FARAZ,
Wah Wah
Kaise Bache Ga Pakistan Ab Zardari Ke Hath..
Wah Wah Wah..
180 chars (2 sms)
nata torne ka zikar mut mujh se faraz.
main logon se kah don ga use fursat nahi milne ki.
93 chars (1 sms)
A Father Is Someone That
Holds Your Hand At The Fair
Makes Sure You Do What Your Mother Says
Holds Back Your Hair When Yor Are Sick
Brushes That Hair When It Is Tangled Because Mother Is Too Busy
Lets You Eat Ice Cream For Breakfeast
But Only When Mother Is Away
He Walks You Down The Aisle
And Tells You Everythings Gonna Be Ok
337 chars (3 sms)
My Father Didn''t
Tell Me How To Live;
He Lived, And Let
Me Watch Him Do It.
Happy Fathers Day!
108 chars (1 sms)
Thanks For Being There
Through The Tears,
Laughter And Dirty
Diapers.
Happy Father"S Day!
101 chars (1 sms)
You May Be Out
Of Sight
But You"Re
Always In
My Mind.
Happy Fathers"Day
87 chars (1 sms)
Some Things Are
Just Better The
Way They Are
Like You!
Happy Fathers"Day!
86 chars (1 sms)
I"D Go Through
Stretch Marks Again
For You.
Happy Fathers" Day,
73 chars (1 sms)
What You Have
Inherited From
Your Father,
You Must Earn Over
Again For Yourselves,
Or It Will Not Be Yours.
Happy Fathers" Day,
149 chars (1 sms)