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prince3 Age: 33 5019 days old here Total Posts: 1841 Points : 255 Location: lahore, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : SMS (closed) World Top 3 Sweetest Sleeps* 1:- Sleeping on Moms Lap When We Are Tired. 2:- Sleeping on Lover’s Shoulder When We Are Alone. ... 3:- Sleeping With Open Eyes When Our Teachers Are Teaching :-) Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 28 2011 02:40:49 PM

prince3 Age: 33 5019 days old here Total Posts: 1841 Points : 255 Location: lahore, Pakistan Status : Offline	ALL PEOPLE PLZ BE TOGETHER AGAINST PETROLEUM HIGH PRIZE ....YOUTH COME ALONG WITH THEM(WHO RISE THEIR VOICES AGAINST PETROLEUM HIGH PRICES).... Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 28 2011 02:44:12 PM

prince3

Age: 33

5019 days old here
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Attitude

IF
A, B, C, ….Z.
is equal tø
...1, 2, 3, ….26.

then Hardwørk

H+A+R+D+W+O+R+K =
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11= 98%.

Knøwledge=96%.

Love=54%.

Luck=47%.
(Møst of us think luck is the møst impørtant???)

Then what makes 100%

Is it møney?
Nø

MONEY=72%

Leadership=89%

Tø gø tø the tøp øf that 100% , what we really need is,

ATTITUDE=100%

Change ur attitude….

Ur life will be changed.......!!!

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Posted on February, 28 2011 02:44:34 PM

prince3

Age: 33

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?1 Bar Main Beemar Hua

1 Dost ne Mujhe Hospital Jane ka Kaha

Main Hospital Chala Gaya
...
Wahan 2 Drwazay The

1 Par “Khas bemari” aur 1 par “Mamoli Bemari” Likha tha

Mujhe Mamoli Bemari thi is Liye Main Mamoli Bemari Wale Room main Chala Gaya

Wahan Bhi 2 Darwaze the 1 Par “Khaas Aadmi” aur 1 par Aam Aadmi likha tha

Main Gharib Aadmi Tha is liye Aam Aadmi Wale Door se Andar Chala Gaya

Andar Gaya to !dekha ke Main Hospital se Bahar Tha.

Geo Pakistan !:-)

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Posted on February, 28 2011 02:44:53 PM

prince3

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Bohat roye kisi ki yaad ko seenay se laga kar

“FARAZ”

Ziker-e-KHUDA Kerte to aaj WALI hote...........!!!

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Posted on February, 28 2011 02:45:12 PM

prince3

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Golden Word's

" kisi ka dil mat dukhao
kyun ke muafi maang lenay ke bawajod usay dukh zaror rahe ga,
Theek aisy hi jaise deewar main lagi kel ko nikalne se nishan reh jata hai"......!!!!!!

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Posted on February, 28 2011 02:45:35 PM

prince3

Age: 33

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main khod zameen hoon magar zarf aasman ka hai
ke toot kar bhi mera hausla chattan ka hai

bura na maan mere harf zehar zehar sahii
main kya karoon ke yahi zaayeqa zabaan ka hai
...
bichharhte waqt se main ab talak nahi roya
wo keh gaya tha yahi waqt imtehaan ka hai

har aik ghar pe musallat hai dil ki veeraani
tamam shehar pe saya mere makaan ka hai

yeh aur baat adalat hai be-khabar warna
tamam shehar main charcha mere bayaan ka hai

asar dikha na saka uskey dill main ashk mera
yeh teer bhi kisi tutii hui kamaan ka hai

qafas to khair muqaddar main tha magar MOHSIN
hawa main shoor abhi tak meri urrhan ka hai........!!!!!!!

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Posted on February, 28 2011 02:45:52 PM

prince3

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?4 steps of great life...

1: look back & thank "ALLAH"

2: look forward & trust "ALLAH"
...
3: look around & believe "ALLAH"

4: look in ur HEART & find "ALLAH

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Posted on February, 28 2011 02:46:06 PM

prince3

Age: 33

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Pagal Aadmi , Chinese se:
Kiya tum American ho?

Chinese:
Nahi, main Chinese hoon.
...
Pagal;
Nahi tum American ho.

Chinese:
Nahi, main Chinese hon

Pagal:
Nahi, tum American ho.

Chinese gusse se;
Haan Haan main American hon.

Pagal:
Shakal se to Chinese lagte ho:-)

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Posted on February, 28 2011 02:46:21 PM

prince3 Age: 33 5019 days old here Total Posts: 1841 Points : 255 Location: lahore, Pakistan Status : Offline	Munna Bhai- aray Circit yeh doctor log operation se pahle patient ko behosh kyun karte hai ? Circit- bhai bole to patient operaton sikh jayega to :-) Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 28 2011 02:46:42 PM

prince3

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"Chinese lady pakistani lady se:
"Mere Husband ka Chalte Chalte intiqal Ho Gaya.

Pakistani Lady:

..."Bus Behan , China ki Cheezon ka Yehi Masla Hai :P.

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Posted on February, 28 2011 02:47:00 PM

prince3

Age: 33

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=¤GHAZAL¤=

"Main nahi hoon apne wajood main"
"Mujhe janay kis ne chura liya"

..."Mere sath rehta hai ek shakhs"
"Koi jadoo us nay chala diya"

"Meri rooh main wo sama gaya"
"Mujhe ishq karna sikha diya"

"Meri zindagi wo ban gaya"
"Mujhe jeena us nay sikha diya"

"Main to khud se bhi tha na aashna"
"Mujhe mujh se us nay mila diya"

"Meri zindagi ko badal diya"
"Muje khush naseeb bana diya".........!!!!!!!

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Posted on February, 28 2011 02:47:17 PM

prince3 Age: 33 5019 days old here Total Posts: 1841 Points : 255 Location: lahore, Pakistan Status : Offline	?3 hubshi dost ikathay ja rahe the ke achank 1 pari ayi aur kaha ke main tum 3 ki 1 wish puri karun gi 1st main white aur handsome hona chahta hon pari ne us ko white aur handsome bana diya 2nd wale ne bhi yehi wish ki ...us ki b wish puri ho gaye 3rd wala hans raha tha pari ny kaha haso mat aur wish batao 3rd wala in dono ko phir kala kar do :-) Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 28 2011 02:47:33 PM

prince3 Age: 33 5019 days old here Total Posts: 1841 Points : 255 Location: lahore, Pakistan Status : Offline	Sardar apna mobile Qabristan main dafna raha tha . Major Rohail: Sardar G Ye kya kar rahe ho? .... Sardar: Yaar dukan wale ne kha hai ke Mobile "DEAD" ho gaya hai :-) Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 28 2011 02:47:50 PM

prince3

Age: 33

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Aik Larki Park main idhar udher gH00m rahi tHi
aik sardar ne p0cHa.
app kya talAsh kar rahi hain...?
LARKI:
shArmate hua,
...Mein apni ZinDagi ke lia HuM-sAfar
taLash kar rahi h0n..

Sardar:
nAhi mila..?

LARKI:
Nahi...

Sardar:
Baji hall R0ad say pata karain wahan se har cHeez mil jAti hai :P

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Posted on February, 28 2011 02:48:22 PM

prince3 Age: 33 5019 days old here Total Posts: 1841 Points : 255 Location: lahore, Pakistan Status : Offline	In bio practical: Examiner: Tell me the name of this bird by seeing its legs only? Sardar: I don't know. Examiner: You r failed, what's your name? Sardar: See my legs & tell my name :P Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 28 2011 02:48:37 PM

prince3 Age: 33 5019 days old here Total Posts: 1841 Points : 255 Location: lahore, Pakistan Status : Offline	?1 din 1 daku 1 sardar ke ghar main ghuss gaya aur bula "SONA kahan hai" sardar g ! ullu de patthe pura ghar khali ay jithay marzi so ja :-) Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 28 2011 02:48:55 PM

prince3

Age: 33

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?1 aurat Coma main chali gai
shohar murda samajh kar dafnane chala.

Raste main janaza khambey se takrane se aurat ko hosh aa gaya.

...1 haftey baad aurat phir chal basi.

Sab log kalma parhte huwe ja rahe the

lakin shohar ki zuban pe 1 hi baat thi
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"Khamba dekh k Oye
Khamba dekh k :-)

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Posted on February, 28 2011 02:49:19 PM

prince3 Age: 33 5019 days old here Total Posts: 1841 Points : 255 Location: lahore, Pakistan Status : Offline	Log kehtay hain ke insan "PYAR" ke baghair nahi jee sakta lekin Mera zaati khayal hai ke . . .... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . "OXYGEN" ziyada zaroori hai :P Like mansooraziz like this.
	Posted on February, 28 2011 02:49:39 PM

prince3

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Sardar:
Cheel ko english main kiya kehte hain ?

2 sardar:
Eagle
...
Sardar:
Agar cheel beemar hojaye to ?

2 sardar:
illegal :-)

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Posted on February, 28 2011 02:49:59 PM

prince3

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*GAHZAL*

Beñám müsáfir hööñ,
benám sáfár merá,
Kis ráh ñikál jáöñ,
...küch keh ñáhi sáktá..
Beñám meri máñzil beñám thikáñá hái,
kis dár pá rük jáñ,
küch kéh ñáhi sáktá..
Iss páár tö rösháñ hy sárá merá rástá,
Üs páár áñdhérá hö,
Küch keh ñáhi sáktá..
Tiñkáy ki táráh máin bhi beh jáooñ smundár main,
mil jáy gá kiñárá,
küch keh náhi sáktá..
Mil jáY gi tábeer mere kháwábööñ ki áik diñ,
YÁ KHÁWÁB BIKHÁR JÁEÑ,
KÜCH KÉh ÑÁHí SÁKTÁ....!

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Posted on February, 28 2011 02:50:20 PM

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