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prince3


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Subject : SMS (closed)
World Top 3 Sweetest Sleeps*

1:- Sleeping on Moms Lap When We Are Tired.

2:- Sleeping on Lover’s Shoulder When We Are Alone.
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3:- Sleeping With Open Eyes When Our Teachers Are Teaching :-)

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Posted on February, 28 2011 02:40:49 PM


owaisahmed55


Age: 36 Male
5067 days old here
Total Posts: 10102
Points : 122

Location:
karachi, Pakistan

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Girls Please Apne Naam Ke Pehle
Ya Baad Me Princess Ya Angel Na
Lagaaye,
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. Kyunki Aapki Shakal Dekhne Ke
Baad Kaafi Ladkon Ka Angels Se
Bharosa Uthta Nazar Aa Raha Hai..!! :P

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Posted on July, 22 2012 01:57:32 AM

rashidfarooqz


Age: 53 Male
5044 days old here
Total Posts: 16735
Points : 17

Location:
Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan

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Larki! apne boy friend ko naraz karne ke baad Sms pe kessy manati hai:
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1st Hour: Sorry

2nd Hour: Sorry pleaz,
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3rd Hour: pleaz bas 1 dafa baat karo,

4th Hour: Pleaz reply jan

5th Hour: Pleaz itna naraz mat ho

6th Hour: i am sorry i will die agar tum ne baat nahi ki,

7th Hour: Dafa ho,
100-larkay Ghumte hain tere jese,
Sar pe he charha ja raha hai bharr mein ja,

Boy: Sorry DEAR balnce nahi tha...>*
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Girl: O0oh..
its 0k i love yOu jaaN.

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Posted on July, 22 2012 09:48:31 AM

Omer87


Age: 37 Male
5038 days old here
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Points : 298

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Karachi, Pakistan

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poetry of a sardar:

sajno arz kita aa

kutta mar gaya razai wich
ah ha kia baataan

kutta mar gaya razai wich
main mar gaya teri judai wich

kukri haraam ho gayi
tere ishq andar meri jind badnaam ho gayi

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Posted on July, 22 2012 01:45:25 PM

rashidfarooqz


Age: 53 Male
5044 days old here
Total Posts: 16735
Points : 17

Location:
Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan

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~ Attitude
Personified ~

People Say To Me
"Sudhar Jao... Improvement Lao"

How To Tell Them..
"There's No Scope 0f
Improvement In Perfection" ... =P =D


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Posted on July, 22 2012 03:59:25 PM

samasad


Age: 36 Male
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Location:
Attock, Pakistan

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3rd one is best


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Posted on July, 22 2012 04:03:57 PM

rashidfarooqz


Age: 53 Male
5044 days old here
Total Posts: 16735
Points : 17

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Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan

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Journalist: Aap Ka Favrt. Phool Kon Sa Hai?

Meera: O So Nice Question...

Phoolon Me Mujhe Flower Bohat Pasand Hain. :-]

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Posted on July, 22 2012 04:06:35 PM

khuramms


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Points : 224

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Posted on July, 22 2012 04:15:24 PM

rashidfarooqz


Age: 53 Male
5044 days old here
Total Posts: 16735
Points : 17

Location:
Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan

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Pathan Mob¡Le Company Me Job Lene Gaya:
PehLe H¡ SawaL Ka Jawab Dene Pr Use Maar Kr ßhaga D¡ya
SawaL Tha?
Subse Mashoor Network Konsa Hy?
Pathan
Cartoon Network

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Posted on July, 22 2012 06:06:29 PM

Omer87


Age: 37 Male
5038 days old here
Total Posts: 13522
Points : 298

Location:
Karachi, Pakistan

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Teacher Class Mein Student Se Puchti Hai.

Teacher: “Jiss Aadmi Ke Dono Haath Na Ho Usse English Mein Kya Kahenge?”

Student: “Hands Free Mam“

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Posted on July, 22 2012 11:40:41 PM

rashidfarooqz


Age: 53 Male
5044 days old here
Total Posts: 16735
Points : 17

Location:
Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan

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Teacher : kisi aisi jgha ka name
btao jha bht sary log ho phir b ap
akely feel karty ho..
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Student :examination hall..:-p

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Posted on July, 23 2012 04:30:42 AM

owaisahmed55


Age: 36 Male
5067 days old here
Total Posts: 10102
Points : 122

Location:
karachi, Pakistan

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Engg. Doctor k pas gaya or bola ghar jaane ki kya fees hai.

Dr- 300 rupe..

Engg.- Chale dr. Saab
dr. ne bike nikali
engg. N dr. Ghar pahuch gye

Dr. bola mareez kaha hai..

Engg.- Mareez koi nai hai pagal taxi wala 500 maang raha tha tu 300 mai le aaya

engg...ROCKss DocS shoks :P

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Posted on July, 23 2012 03:16:30 PM

Omer87


Age: 37 Male
5038 days old here
Total Posts: 13522
Points : 298

Location:
Karachi, Pakistan

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owaisahmed55 said:


Engg. Doctor k pas gaya or bola ghar jaane ki kya fees hai.

Dr- 300 rupe..

Engg.- Chale dr. Saab
dr. ne bike nikali
engg. N dr. Ghar pahuch gye

Dr. bola mareez kaha hai..

Engg.- Mareez koi nai hai pagal taxi wala 500 maang raha tha tu 300 mai le aaya

engg...ROCKss DocS shoks :P

OA

Engineers kitabi keery nahi hoty na


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Posted on July, 23 2012 04:54:27 PM

rashidfarooqz


Age: 53 Male
5044 days old here
Total Posts: 16735
Points : 17

Location:
Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan

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Pathan petrol pump gya, wahan usne aik board pe likha dekha
"Dont Use mobile here"

Pathan ny mobile nikala or har dost ko phone kar k kaha
"Dont Call Me Now"

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Posted on July, 23 2012 06:59:42 PM

Omer87


Age: 37 Male
5038 days old here
Total Posts: 13522
Points : 298

Location:
Karachi, Pakistan

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heheheeehe

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Posted on July, 23 2012 11:40:35 PM

rashidfarooqz


Age: 53 Male
5044 days old here
Total Posts: 16735
Points : 17

Location:
Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan

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Sardar was arrested 4 a road accident
Judge : how did accident occur
Sardar :I don't know sir I was sleeping... ;->

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Posted on July, 23 2012 11:47:10 PM

rashidfarooqz


Age: 53 Male
5044 days old here
Total Posts: 16735
Points : 17

Location:
Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan

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3 Sardaro ko phansi hone lagi
pehle ko phansi lagai to rassa dheela hone ki waja se wo neche pani me ja gira
doosre ko phansi di to wo b pani me ja gira or bach gaya
jub teesre ki bari i to wo jallad se bola bhai ye rassa theak kr lo mujhe terna nahi aata...

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Posted on July, 24 2012 08:22:52 PM

ayshbib


Age: 38 Female
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Absolutely Correct

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Posted on July, 24 2012 10:09:22 PM

Omer87


Age: 37 Male
5038 days old here
Total Posts: 13522
Points : 298

Location:
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Rashid Bhai

hehehhehehe
SMS main Poetry or jokes bhi bhaij diya karen kabhi

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Posted on July, 24 2012 11:04:01 PM

rashidfarooqz


Age: 53 Male
5044 days old here
Total Posts: 16735
Points : 17

Location:
Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan

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Tech: jab bijli chamkti ha to hum ko roshni pehly aor awaz bad me Q ati ha?


Serdar: Kyonki hamari aankhen aagey hai aur kaan peechay ...:-P;->

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Posted on July, 25 2012 03:37:04 PM

owaisahmed55


Age: 36 Male
5067 days old here
Total Posts: 10102
Points : 122

Location:
karachi, Pakistan

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Attitude Of Youth

"We Are MOre Brilliant Than Einstein And Newton..
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It's Just They Didn't Leave Anything For Us To Invent"

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Posted on July, 25 2012 05:06:23 PM