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prince3 Age: 33 5014 days old here Total Posts: 1841 Points : 255 Location: lahore, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : SMS (closed) World Top 3 Sweetest Sleeps* 1:- Sleeping on Moms Lap When We Are Tired. 2:- Sleeping on Lover’s Shoulder When We Are Alone. ... 3:- Sleeping With Open Eyes When Our Teachers Are Teaching :-) Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 28 2011 02:40:49 PM

owaisahmed55 Age: 36 5035 days old here Total Posts: 10102 Points : 122 Location: karachi, Pakistan Status : Offline	Girls Please Apne Naam Ke Pehle Ya Baad Me Princess Ya Angel Na Lagaaye, . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Kyunki Aapki Shakal Dekhne Ke Baad Kaafi Ladkon Ka Angels Se Bharosa Uthta Nazar Aa Raha Hai..!! :P Like no likes.
	Posted on July, 22 2012 01:57:32 AM

rashidfarooqz

Age: 53

5012 days old here
Total Posts: 16735
Points : 17

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Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan

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Larki! apne boy friend ko naraz karne ke baad Sms pe kessy manati hai:
.
1st Hour: Sorry

2nd Hour: Sorry pleaz,
.
3rd Hour: pleaz bas 1 dafa baat karo,

4th Hour: Pleaz reply jan

5th Hour: Pleaz itna naraz mat ho

6th Hour: i am sorry i will die agar tum ne baat nahi ki,

7th Hour: Dafa ho,
100-larkay Ghumte hain tere jese,
Sar pe he charha ja raha hai bharr mein ja,

Boy: Sorry DEAR balnce nahi tha...>*
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Girl: O0oh..
its 0k i love yOu jaaN.

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Posted on July, 22 2012 09:48:31 AM

Omer87

Age: 37

5006 days old here
Total Posts: 13522
Points : 298

Location:
Karachi, Pakistan

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poetry of a sardar:

sajno arz kita aa

kutta mar gaya razai wich
ah ha kia baataan

kutta mar gaya razai wich
main mar gaya teri judai wich

kukri haraam ho gayi
tere ishq andar meri jind badnaam ho gayi

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Posted on July, 22 2012 01:45:25 PM

rashidfarooqz

Age: 53

5012 days old here
Total Posts: 16735
Points : 17

Location:
Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan

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~ Attitude
Personified ~

People Say To Me
"Sudhar Jao... Improvement Lao"

How To Tell Them..
"There's No Scope 0f
Improvement In Perfection" ... =P =D

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Posted on July, 22 2012 03:59:25 PM

samasad Age: 36 4528 days old here Total Posts: 146 Points : 29 Location: Attock, Pakistan Status : Offline	3rd one is best Like no likes.
	Posted on July, 22 2012 04:03:57 PM

rashidfarooqz

Age: 53

5012 days old here
Total Posts: 16735
Points : 17

Location:
Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan

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Journalist: Aap Ka Favrt. Phool Kon Sa Hai?

Meera: O So Nice Question...

Phoolon Me Mujhe Flower Bohat Pasand Hain. :-]

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Posted on July, 22 2012 04:06:35 PM

khuramms Age: 41 4708 days old here Total Posts: 5939 Points : 224 Location: Karachi, Pakistan Status : Offline	Like no likes.
	Posted on July, 22 2012 04:15:24 PM

rashidfarooqz Age: 53 5012 days old here Total Posts: 16735 Points : 17 Location: Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan Status : Offline	Pathan Mob¡Le Company Me Job Lene Gaya: PehLe H¡ SawaL Ka Jawab Dene Pr Use Maar Kr ßhaga D¡ya SawaL Tha? Subse Mashoor Network Konsa Hy? Pathan Cartoon Network Like no likes.
	Posted on July, 22 2012 06:06:29 PM

Omer87

Age: 37

5006 days old here
Total Posts: 13522
Points : 298

Location:
Karachi, Pakistan

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Teacher Class Mein Student Se Puchti Hai.

Teacher: “Jiss Aadmi Ke Dono Haath Na Ho Usse English Mein Kya Kahenge?”

Student: “Hands Free Mam“

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Posted on July, 22 2012 11:40:41 PM

rashidfarooqz Age: 53 5012 days old here Total Posts: 16735 Points : 17 Location: Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan Status : Offline	Teacher : kisi aisi jgha ka name btao jha bht sary log ho phir b ap akely feel karty ho.. . . . . . . . . . . Student :examination hall..:-p Like no likes.
	Posted on July, 23 2012 04:30:42 AM

owaisahmed55 Age: 36 5035 days old here Total Posts: 10102 Points : 122 Location: karachi, Pakistan Status : Offline	Engg. Doctor k pas gaya or bola ghar jaane ki kya fees hai. Dr- 300 rupe.. Engg.- Chale dr. Saab dr. ne bike nikali engg. N dr. Ghar pahuch gye Dr. bola mareez kaha hai.. Engg.- Mareez koi nai hai pagal taxi wala 500 maang raha tha tu 300 mai le aaya *engg...ROCKss DocS shoks :P* Like no likes.
	Posted on July, 23 2012 03:16:30 PM

Omer87

Age: 37

5006 days old here
Total Posts: 13522
Points : 298

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owaisahmed55 said:

Engg. Doctor k pas gaya or bola ghar jaane ki kya fees hai.
Dr- 300 rupe..
Engg.- Chale dr. Saab
dr. ne bike nikali
engg. N dr. Ghar pahuch gye
Dr. bola mareez kaha hai..
Engg.- Mareez koi nai hai pagal taxi wala 500 maang raha tha tu 300 mai le aaya
engg...ROCKss DocS shoks :P

Engineers kitabi keery nahi hoty na

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Posted on July, 23 2012 04:54:27 PM

rashidfarooqz

Age: 53

5012 days old here
Total Posts: 16735
Points : 17

Location:
Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan

Status : Offline

Pathan petrol pump gya, wahan usne aik board pe likha dekha
"Dont Use mobile here"

Pathan ny mobile nikala or har dost ko phone kar k kaha
"Dont Call Me Now"

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Posted on July, 23 2012 06:59:42 PM

Omer87 Age: 37 5006 days old here Total Posts: 13522 Points : 298 Location: Karachi, Pakistan Status : Offline	heheheeehe Like no likes.
	Posted on July, 23 2012 11:40:35 PM

rashidfarooqz Age: 53 5012 days old here Total Posts: 16735 Points : 17 Location: Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan Status : Offline	Sardar was arrested 4 a road accident Judge : how did accident occur Sardar :I don't know sir I was sleeping... ;-> Like no likes.
	Posted on July, 23 2012 11:47:10 PM

rashidfarooqz Age: 53 5012 days old here Total Posts: 16735 Points : 17 Location: Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan Status : Offline	3 Sardaro ko phansi hone lagi pehle ko phansi lagai to rassa dheela hone ki waja se wo neche pani me ja gira doosre ko phansi di to wo b pani me ja gira or bach gaya jub teesre ki bari i to wo jallad se bola bhai ye rassa theak kr lo mujhe terna nahi aata... Like no likes.
	Posted on July, 24 2012 08:22:52 PM

ayshbib Age: 38 4524 days old here Total Posts: 376 Points : 213 Location: Karachi, Pakistan Status : Offline	Absolutely Correct Like no likes.
	Posted on July, 24 2012 10:09:22 PM