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prince3 Age: 33 5014 days old here Total Posts: 1841 Points : 255 Location: lahore, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : SMS (closed) World Top 3 Sweetest Sleeps* 1:- Sleeping on Moms Lap When We Are Tired. 2:- Sleeping on Lover’s Shoulder When We Are Alone. ... 3:- Sleeping With Open Eyes When Our Teachers Are Teaching :-) Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 28 2011 02:40:49 PM

Eman

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owaisahmed55 said:
ya sms hum mobile pe karte hain kafi nhe hai ka yahan bhe bhejen o_O

ye tou usse puchain jis ne topic bnaya hai

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Posted on July, 17 2012 09:16:56 PM

Eman

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When My Parents Are Asleep
Me: "Shh They Are Sleeping."

When I'm Asleep
Parents:"Lets Vacuum The House For 3 Hours."

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Posted on July, 17 2012 09:21:39 PM

Eman

Age: 35

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When My Parents Are Asleep
Me: "Shh They Are Sleeping."

When I'm Asleep
Parents:"Lets Vacuum The House For 3 Hours."

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Posted on July, 17 2012 09:22:12 PM

Eman Age: 35 4843 days old here Total Posts: 807 Points : 2 Location: Punjab, Pakistan Status : Offline	A Beggar Found Rs. 100/- . .. ... He Went To A 5 Star Hotel For Dinner... . .. ... Bill Rs. 3000/- . .. ... He Was Unable To Pay!!! . Manager Handed Him To Police!!! . He Gave Rs. 100/- To Policeman & Free!!! . Its Called FINANCIAL MANAGEMENT Without MBA..!!! Like no likes.
	Posted on July, 17 2012 09:23:10 PM

Eman Age: 35 4843 days old here Total Posts: 807 Points : 2 Location: Punjab, Pakistan Status : Offline	How Much SECRETS Are Hidden On A Cell Phone Is Directly Proportional To . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . How Quickly U Snatch It Back When Someone Takes It..=P =D Like no likes.
	Posted on July, 17 2012 09:23:42 PM

Eman

Age: 35

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Little Johnny : Mam,Will You Punish Me For Something That I Didn't Do?? ©_©

Teacher : Not At All. :|]

Little Johnny : That's Good. Actually I Didn't Do My Homework!!!!! :P

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Posted on July, 17 2012 09:24:29 PM

owaisahmed55 Age: 36 5035 days old here Total Posts: 10102 Points : 122 Location: karachi, Pakistan Status : Offline	emaaaaaaaaaaaaaan copy master Like no likes.
	Posted on July, 17 2012 09:25:06 PM

Eman

Age: 35

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owaisahmed55 said:
emaaaaaaaaaaaaaan
copy master

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Posted on July, 17 2012 09:26:37 PM

rashidfarooqz

Age: 53

5012 days old here
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guzre dinon ki yad barsati ghata lage
guzrun jo us gali se to thandi hawa lage

mehman banke aye kisi roz agar wo shakhs
us roz bin sajaye mera ghar saja lage

main is liye manata nahin wasl ki khushi
mere raqib ki na mujhe baddua lage

wo qahat dosti ka para hai k in dinon
jo muskura k bat kare ashna lage

tark-e-wafa k bad ye us ki ada ‘Qateel’
mujhko sataye koi to us ko bura lage

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Posted on July, 17 2012 09:46:45 PM

rashidfarooqz

Age: 53

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C.L.A.S.S. = Come Late And Sleep Silently.

at home, we have to "STUDY".
S.T.U.D.Y. = Sleep, Tv, Unlimited-sms, Dota, Youtube.

in class, we're given "HOMEWORK."
H.O.M.E.W.O.R.K = Half Of My Energy Wasted On Random Knowledge.

while doing homework, we refer to "TEXTBOOK".
TEXTBOOK = TEXTing + faceBOOK.....
Happy Study Year !

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Posted on July, 17 2012 09:47:54 PM

rashidfarooqz

Age: 53

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Never Ask:

A Woman Her Age..!
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A Man, His Salary..!!
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And... Now-A-Days...
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A Student , His Percentage..!!
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It Hurts.! :/

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Posted on July, 17 2012 09:48:38 PM

rashidfarooqz Age: 53 5012 days old here Total Posts: 16735 Points : 17 Location: Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan Status : Offline	If someone says you're not luking gud, just say- excuse me! I'm not your mirror :P Like no likes.
	Posted on July, 17 2012 09:49:48 PM

rashidfarooqz

Age: 53

5012 days old here
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Air and students have the same mentality
How?
Dont you know how ?

Both keep turning book’s pages without reading

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Posted on July, 17 2012 09:50:34 PM

rashidfarooqz Age: 53 5012 days old here Total Posts: 16735 Points : 17 Location: Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan Status : Offline	Dil ki awaaz ko izhaar kehte hai, Jhuki nigaah ko ikaraar kehte hai, Sirf paane ka naam ishq nahin hota, Kuch khone ko bhi pyaar kehte hai.. Like no likes.
	Posted on July, 17 2012 09:51:58 PM

rashidfarooqz

Age: 53

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Attitude of Youth

"We are mOre brilliant than Einstein and Newton..
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It's just they didn't leave anything for us to invent"

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Posted on July, 17 2012 09:54:04 PM

rashidfarooqz

Age: 53

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Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan

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Teacher :- You StuPid! At Your Age
EinsTen RanKed First In Class,,,,
What About You ???

StuDenT :- Sir At Your Age HitLer
Commited SuiCide...!
What About You ??? :P

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Posted on July, 17 2012 09:55:00 PM

Omer87

Age: 37

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Warning : For Mr. Rashid Farooq & Miss Eman Ali

if you'll post more then 1 SMS ( or Joke ) i'll delete your Comments & also close the topic & System will Automatically deduct your points
so please Post you SMS ( or Jokes ) maximum 1 at a time.

Regards : Omer Hafeez ( www.pak101.com )

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Posted on July, 17 2012 10:41:32 PM

rashidfarooqz

Age: 53

5012 days old here
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Points : 17

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Omer87 said:
Warning : For Mr. Rashid Farooq & Miss Eman Ali
if you'll post more then 1 SMS ( or Joke ) i'll delete your Comments & also close the topic & System will Automatically deduct your points
so please Post you SMS ( or Jokes ) maximum 1 at a time.
Regards : Omer Hafeez ( www.pak101.com )

ye jo nam aap nay lekhay hain en k elawa bhi kuch loog hain dear

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Posted on July, 17 2012 11:08:39 PM

Omer87

Age: 37

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rashidfarooqz said:
Omer87 said:
Warning : For Mr. Rashid Farooq & Miss Eman Ali
if you'll post more then 1 SMS ( or Joke ) i'll delete your Comments & also close the topic & System will Automatically deduct your points
so please Post you SMS ( or Jokes ) maximum 1 at a time.
Regards : Omer Hafeez ( www.pak101.com )

ye jo nam aap nay lekhay hain en k elawa bhi kuch loog hain dear

Rashid Bhai

we are watching every one
& time to time we were warn them

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Posted on July, 17 2012 11:17:39 PM

rashidfarooqz

Age: 53

5012 days old here
Total Posts: 16735
Points : 17

Location:
Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan

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Omer87 said:
rashidfarooqz said:
Omer87 said:
Warning : For Mr. Rashid Farooq & Miss Eman Ali
if you'll post more then 1 SMS ( or Joke ) i'll delete your Comments & also close the topic & System will Automatically deduct your points
so please Post you SMS ( or Jokes ) maximum 1 at a time.
Regards : Omer Hafeez ( www.pak101.com )

ye jo nam aap nay lekhay hain en k elawa bhi kuch loog hain dear
Rashid Bhai
we are watching every one
& time to time we were warn them

ok
achi baat hai dear

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Posted on July, 17 2012 11:23:12 PM

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