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prince3


Age: 33 Male
5046 days old here
Total Posts: 1841
Points : 255

Location:
lahore, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Subject : SMS (closed)
World Top 3 Sweetest Sleeps*

1:- Sleeping on Moms Lap When We Are Tired.

2:- Sleeping on Lover’s Shoulder When We Are Alone.
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3:- Sleeping With Open Eyes When Our Teachers Are Teaching :-)

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Posted on February, 28 2011 02:40:49 PM
Omer87


Age: 37 Male
5038 days old here
Total Posts: 13522
Points : 298

Location:
Karachi, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Nice
keep it up

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Posted on July, 13 2012 05:05:18 PM
rashidfarooqz


Age: 53 Male
5044 days old here
Total Posts: 16735
Points : 17

Location:
Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 The most "hungry + sad" mOment..
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When yOu're sitting in the Examination hall, feeling hungry & then the Invigilator is served hOt "Tea with SamOsas" :

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Posted on July, 13 2012 07:32:12 PM
rashidfarooqz


Age: 53 Male
5044 days old here
Total Posts: 16735
Points : 17

Location:
Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 How to disturb...'''
Boy:Pen hai?
Girl:nai hai.
Boy:Pen hai pen?
Girl:kaha na nahi hai.
(thori dare bad)
Boyen hai pen?pen?
Girl:kitni bar kahun nahi hai.
ab dubara pucha to hathoray say sar phar dungi.
Boy:Hathora hai?
Girl:nahi..
Boy:Acha phir pen hai pen??

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Posted on July, 13 2012 07:33:02 PM
rashidfarooqz


Age: 53 Male
5044 days old here
Total Posts: 16735
Points : 17

Location:
Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Side effect of Studying 2 much:

A Guy Went To A Resturant, He Wanted To See The Menu But He Forgot WhAt It Is Called;
He Asked Waiter,
"Syllabus Lana Zra";-)

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Posted on July, 13 2012 07:34:09 PM
Eman


Age: 35 Female
4875 days old here
Total Posts: 807
Points : 2

Location:
Punjab, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 In A Way I Feel Sorry For The Kids Of Next Generation

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They'll Have Parents Who Know How To Check "Last Call Duration", Sent Msgs, And "Browser History" (;


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Posted on July, 14 2012 09:13:07 PM
Eman


Age: 35 Female
4875 days old here
Total Posts: 807
Points : 2

Location:
Punjab, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 The Most FAKE Thing
You Will Ever See Is
When:
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Two Girls Meet Each Other
For The First Time ... =P =D

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Posted on July, 14 2012 09:15:45 PM
Eman


Age: 35 Female
4875 days old here
Total Posts: 807
Points : 2

Location:
Punjab, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 That Amazing Moment..

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When YOu DrOp YOur PhOne..

But,

The HeadphOnes Save Its Life... ^_-

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Posted on July, 14 2012 09:16:47 PM
Eman


Age: 35 Female
4875 days old here
Total Posts: 807
Points : 2

Location:
Punjab, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 How To Settle Abroad?
FOR GUYS:
Study Hard
Get Good Grades
Appear In IELTS N TOEFL
Apply For Student Visa
Wait For The Call
Appear In The Interview
Get Admission In A Uni
Get Good Grades
Search For A Job
Work Hard, Earn Well To Settle

FOR GIRLS:
Marry This Guy !!!

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Posted on July, 14 2012 09:19:28 PM
Eman


Age: 35 Female
4875 days old here
Total Posts: 807
Points : 2

Location:
Punjab, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Understanding
The
Misunderstanding
Is
The
Real
Understanding.

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Posted on July, 14 2012 09:20:19 PM
Eman


Age: 35 Female
4875 days old here
Total Posts: 807
Points : 2

Location:
Punjab, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Graduation Speech:

I Would Like To Thank,

The Internet, Google, Wikipedia,
Microsoft 0ffice And
Copy Paste. . . !! =P =D


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Posted on July, 14 2012 09:21:06 PM
Eman


Age: 35 Female
4875 days old here
Total Posts: 807
Points : 2

Location:
Punjab, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 For All My Haters

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I Just Want You To Know
That
There's No Medicine For
Insecurity ... =P =D

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Posted on July, 14 2012 09:22:14 PM
Eman


Age: 35 Female
4875 days old here
Total Posts: 807
Points : 2

Location:
Punjab, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 People Think
SMOKING Is Hard
To Quit.
G0D ! !
They Haven't Tried To
Quit FACEBOOK Yet .. ! =D

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Posted on July, 14 2012 09:23:30 PM
Eman


Age: 35 Female
4875 days old here
Total Posts: 807
Points : 2

Location:
Punjab, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 U Don't Know Sumthing?
Google It !

U Don't Know Sumone?
Facebook It !

You Don't Find Sumthing?
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MUMMY !!

Sum Things, Nevr Change..

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Posted on July, 14 2012 09:25:26 PM
Eman


Age: 35 Female
4875 days old here
Total Posts: 807
Points : 2

Location:
Punjab, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 What A Fact...!!!
She Needs A Man With A Future,

He Needs A Woman With No Past..!

Amazing World.......!!!


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Posted on July, 14 2012 09:26:34 PM
Eman


Age: 35 Female
4875 days old here
Total Posts: 807
Points : 2

Location:
Punjab, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Written At The Reception Of A Corporate Company..

"We Don't Pay YOU For Having "Brains"
We Only Reward "YOU" For Using Them "Intelligently"....!!


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Posted on July, 14 2012 09:27:42 PM
Omer87


Age: 37 Male
5038 days old here
Total Posts: 13522
Points : 298

Location:
Karachi, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Eman

mer no. per bhi forward ker diya kero yeh sms please

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Posted on July, 15 2012 01:03:16 AM
rashidfarooqz


Age: 53 Male
5044 days old here
Total Posts: 16735
Points : 17

Location:
Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Classic Insult...

A Small Argument Between BF & GF turn violent ...

Boy: Don't Let The Animal in Me Come Out ...!!

Girl Replies: Aah! As If I'm Afraid Of A Mouse.... !! :P

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Posted on July, 15 2012 01:25:50 AM
rashidfarooqz


Age: 53 Male
5044 days old here
Total Posts: 16735
Points : 17

Location:
Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Question:
Why most of the Engg Students can't clear all subjects in 1st attempt...?
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Answer:
"Smooth roads never make good drivers,
Clear sky never makes good pilots
&
CLEARING all subjects in the 1st attempt, never makes Good ENGINEERS" :P

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Posted on July, 15 2012 01:27:07 AM
Omer87


Age: 37 Male
5038 days old here
Total Posts: 13522
Points : 298

Location:
Karachi, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 lol

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Posted on July, 15 2012 02:08:47 AM
mohsinklm3j


Age: 33 Male
4888 days old here
Total Posts: 88
Points : 28

Location:
karachi, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 yeh servis srf pak101 ki web site tak he mehdod hay for omer87 to eman


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Posted on July, 15 2012 02:27:24 AM
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