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prince3 Age: 33 5055 days old here Total Posts: 1841 Points : 255 Location: lahore, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : SMS (closed) World Top 3 Sweetest Sleeps* 1:- Sleeping on Moms Lap When We Are Tired. 2:- Sleeping on Lover’s Shoulder When We Are Alone. ... 3:- Sleeping With Open Eyes When Our Teachers Are Teaching :-) Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 28 2011 02:40:49 PM

prince3

Age: 33

5055 days old here
Total Posts: 1841
Points : 255

Location:
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Pakistan ka match daikhnay k adaab:
1. Pakstan ka match bawazoo ho kar daikhain.
2. Doraan match ayat al kursi ka wird jari rakhain.
3. Match say zyada doaon main khuzo-o-khushoo ka muzahira karain.
4. Catch chotnay ki surat main laahol parhain.
...5. Catch pakray janay ki surat main Allah ki hamd-o-sana karain.
6. Semi final aur final ka roza rakhain.
7. Match musallay per baith kar daikhain.
(AAP KI DUAON KA TALIB = SHAHID Afridi

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Posted on February, 28 2011 02:50:44 PM

prince3

Age: 33

5055 days old here
Total Posts: 1841
Points : 255

Location:
lahore, Pakistan

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Student Life
Memories

One Side LOVE,

......Silent mode
Mobiles,

Bus stand
Comedies,

Cafe Foods,

Escape 4rm
Seminars,

Little Little
Fights,

Waiting 4
Sunday,

Class room
Fun,

Last month
Preparation,

Over night
Study,
4
Next Day
Exams,

Excitement Of
Result.

Waiting 4
FEB 14,

Shortage of
attendance,

These Days
Will
Never Come,

Zindagi mein dost nai
doston mein zindagi hai,

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Posted on February, 28 2011 02:51:19 PM

prince3 Age: 33 5055 days old here Total Posts: 1841 Points : 255 Location: lahore, Pakistan Status : Offline	aik aadmi neend se uth gaya aur bola ......... Ya ALLAH khair! Bohut bura khowab dekha! Dekha ke world cup chori hogaya hai aur ...ICC ne PAKISTAN per ilzam laga diya hai :P Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 28 2011 02:52:05 PM

prince3 Age: 33 5055 days old here Total Posts: 1841 Points : 255 Location: lahore, Pakistan Status : Offline	Lost your pen=no pen No pen=no notes Nonotes=no study No study=Fail Fail=no diploma .........No diploma=no work no work=no money no money=no food no food=you get skinny you get skinny=then you get ugly Ugly=no love no love=no marriage no marriage=no children no children= alone alone=depression depression=sickness sickness=death Lesson: Don’t lose your pen, you will die Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 28 2011 02:52:31 PM

prince3

Age: 33

5055 days old here
Total Posts: 1841
Points : 255

Location:
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Ek Haseen kaneez ,
Raja Ranjeet Singh ke darbar main Raqs kar rahi thi,
Ranjeet singh bohat badsurat tha,
Raqs ke baad kaneez ne Raja se 1 sawal ki ijazat talab ki.
Raja ne kaha ke pocho.
...Kaneez ne kaha Jab Husan taqsem ho raha tha to Ap kahan thay?
Raja ne ghussa na kia balky Muskurate howe Kaha,
Apnay RUB Kay pas.
Jab TUM Husan ki qataar main khari husan lay rahi thi,
Tu main Qismat ki Qataar main khara apni behtareen Qismat le raha tha,
Aur Aaj tujh jesi Husan wali meri kaneez hain!
Is lye shaair kehta he:
"Hussan" na mang "Naseeb" mang A "Dost","Husun" wale aksar "Naseeb" walon ke ghulam hua karte hain......!!!!!!!

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Posted on February, 28 2011 02:52:51 PM

prince3 Age: 33 5055 days old here Total Posts: 1841 Points : 255 Location: lahore, Pakistan Status : Offline	Ek Kanjoos ke Ghar ko Aag Lag Gai" aur Wo Apne Ghar Kô Ñä Bächä $äkä.. kyon ?????? . . .... . . . . . kyon k Wô Sari Räät FireBrigad Ko Miss Cäll Hi Deta Rähä :-) ...! Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 28 2011 02:53:07 PM

prince3

Age: 33

5055 days old here
Total Posts: 1841
Points : 255

Location:
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wo subha ka alarm,
phir b ankh khuly late..

wo yaron sy shugal,
attendance bolna late..
...
wo free period ki ass,
or choti c break..

wo paper ki tension,
or krna time wast..

wo tukkey sy sahi jawab daina,
or frndz sy kehna "U KNOW YARO EM GR8"

wo parhy bina test daina,
or number 20 mein sy 8..

wo chutti k wkt masti,
or bag ka thora sa weight..

isi lye to kehty hn,
STUDENTZ lyf z GR8

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Posted on February, 28 2011 02:53:27 PM

prince3 Age: 33 5055 days old here Total Posts: 1841 Points : 255 Location: lahore, Pakistan Status : Offline	?76 Saal Ki Budhi Makup Kar rahi Thi Jis Par us Ke 82 Saal Ke Budhe Shohar Ne Kaha Ke A Zulekha Ki Amma Is Umar Me Tujhe Kon dekhe Ga jo Itna Makeup Kar rahi hai 76 Saala Budhi Sharma Ke Boli.....Koi dhekhe na Dhekhe Shabir to dekhe ga :-) Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 28 2011 02:53:59 PM

prince3

Age: 33

5055 days old here
Total Posts: 1841
Points : 255

Location:
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I Don't Need
A Lot Of People
Who Are Ready
To Cry When I Die

......I Need Just
One Person
Who Is Ready
To Die When
I Cry..........:

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Posted on February, 28 2011 02:54:13 PM

prince3 Age: 33 5055 days old here Total Posts: 1841 Points : 255 Location: lahore, Pakistan Status : Offline	Sindhi England main night club gaya,Wahan ja ke khoob nacha or nachne ke baad bola, Baba Mukhy ehyo ta budhayo ta "he URSS" kehray Peer jo aa :-) Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 28 2011 02:54:27 PM

prince3 Age: 33 5055 days old here Total Posts: 1841 Points : 255 Location: lahore, Pakistan Status : Offline	Man at medical store: I need poison. Chemist: I can't sell u , until u have prescription. Man showed his Nikah Nama. Chemist: Sir bari bottle dun ya choti?:-P Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 28 2011 02:54:47 PM

prince3 Age: 33 5055 days old here Total Posts: 1841 Points : 255 Location: lahore, Pakistan Status : Offline	Bad naseeb hai wo Jo Waldain ki Khidmat kar ke Dua nahi leta aur Logon se Kehte hain ke Mere Liye Dua Karna. Bad naseeb hai wo jo Namaz_Isha nahi parhta aur Dawaon main pursukun Neend talash karta hai Bad naseeb hai wo jo Fajar ke waqt soya rehta hai aur Logo se Tangi-e-Rizq ka shikwa karta Hai....!!!! Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 28 2011 02:55:01 PM

prince3

Age: 33

5055 days old here
Total Posts: 1841
Points : 255

Location:
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Teacher: 1876 may kya howa tha???

Bacha: Nahi pata!!

Teacher: stupid Qaid-e-Azam peda howe thay. ab ye batao k 1880 may kya howa tha??
...
Bacha: thora sochne k bad Qaid-e-Azam 4 saal k howe the. :-p

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Posted on February, 28 2011 02:55:19 PM

prince3 Age: 33 5055 days old here Total Posts: 1841 Points : 255 Location: lahore, Pakistan Status : Offline	Teacher: 3 aur 3 kitne huway Sardar: 6 Teacher: shabash ye lo 6 tafiyan Sardar: mujhe maloom hota to 33 batata :-) Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 28 2011 02:55:35 PM

prince3

Age: 33

5055 days old here
Total Posts: 1841
Points : 255

Location:
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BOy ! tumhare pen main ink nahi hai kya ?

Girl ! andhay ho kiya ?
chal to raha hai

...Boy ! acha to zara apna number to likh ke dikhaO :P...!!!!

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Posted on February, 28 2011 02:55:56 PM

prince3 Age: 33 5055 days old here Total Posts: 1841 Points : 255 Location: lahore, Pakistan Status : Offline	Ek admi ne sardar se pocha ager tu ye bata de ke meri tokri main kya hai to wo sare ande tere aur ye bhi bata de kitne ande hain to wo 8 k 8 tere aur agar ye bhi bata de kiss ke hain to wo murgi bhi teri sardar:yar koi ishara to de :-) Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 28 2011 02:56:14 PM

prince3

Age: 33

5055 days old here
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Points : 255

Location:
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Women r greedy, they want everything from d same man..

Men r so simple, they want the same thing from every woman

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Posted on February, 28 2011 02:56:40 PM

prince3 Age: 33 5055 days old here Total Posts: 1841 Points : 255 Location: lahore, Pakistan Status : Offline	The Worst Words that Spoiled Many Boys life... . . . . ....... . . Yar Tujeee Dekh Rahi hai :P Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 28 2011 02:57:21 PM

prince3 Age: 33 5055 days old here Total Posts: 1841 Points : 255 Location: lahore, Pakistan Status : Offline	?1 aadmi NAMAZ parh raha tha to dosra us ke bare me kisi ko bata raha tha ke yeh bara Namazi aur parhezgar hai aadmi NAMAZ tor kar bola is ko yeh bhi to batao "Hum ne HAJJ Bhi kia Hai" :-) Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 28 2011 02:57:35 PM

prince3

Age: 33

5055 days old here
Total Posts: 1841
Points : 255

Location:
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Mohabat bi ajab chez banai hai ya Rab tu ne ...

Teri hi bargah mai

Tere hi bande
...
Tere hi samne

Rote hain kisi or ke liye ...

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Posted on February, 28 2011 02:57:54 PM

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