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mazharkhan Age: 28 4213 days old here Total Posts: 4026 Points : 1924 Location: Mehar 76330, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : Arz kia Hai Arz kia Hai! Kabhi Tum Ghor Se Dekho Aaina. wah wah! Kabhi Tum Ghor Se Dekho Aaina. Khud hi Hans Kar kaho gy, MADE IN CHINA . Hahahahahahahaha.. Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 30 2014 09:16:03 AM

lovelychandna

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Teachr:-john ne raat ko khana khaya is ka Future Tens kya hoga..
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Student :-"John subah ko uth kar potty karega. .

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Posted on February, 18 2014 05:31:02 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3964 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Tere Liye Me Chand KoTod Du, Suraj Ko Mod Du, Zamin Se Asma Jod Du, Tu Ekbar Has Ke DekhTere Sare Daat Tod Du. Ab jaldi se so ja. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 18 2014 05:32:06 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3964 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Pappu road pe sandas kar raha tha. Police ne use pakad liya. Jab use le jaane lage to pappu bola : "sahab saboot to utha lo"! Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 18 2014 05:33:26 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3964 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Safar lamba hai, Dost banate rahiye, Dil mile na mile, Hath badhate rahiye, Taj na banaye, Costly padega, Har taraf Mumtaj banate rahiye Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 18 2014 05:34:43 PM

Hussainkhalid Age: 28 4293 days old here Total Posts: 13010 Points : 4675 Location: Dadu 76200, Pakistan Status : Offline	Man Crying: Mera hath kat gya Bahut dard ho raha h Santa: Abey chup baith. Wo dekh uska gala kat gya Fir bhi chup-chaap betha H..!! Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 18 2014 06:14:09 PM

Hussainkhalid Age: 28 4293 days old here Total Posts: 13010 Points : 4675 Location: Dadu 76200, Pakistan Status : Offline	Pappu road pe sandas kar raha tha. Police ne use pakad liya. Jab use le jaane lage to pappu bola : "sahab saboot to utha lo"! Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 18 2014 06:15:35 PM

lescol Age: 36 4144 days old here Total Posts: 6369 Points : 68 Location: Quetta, Pakistan Status : Offline	''A real experience of life, when you give lot of importance to smmeone in your life... You lose your importanc in their life..!! Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 18 2014 06:26:46 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3964 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Munna Bhai Ke ghar LADKI hUE. Circuit- Bhai ab to muhale ke, Sare ladke isko line marenge. MUNNA- Tu fikar mat kar re, Apun iska naam DIDI rakhenge. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 20 2014 10:13:27 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3964 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Gf- I love you. Boy- Tell me any diffrant style. Gf- TERE LASH KO AAG LAGANE KAMOKA MERE BETE KO DEGA KYA. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 20 2014 10:15:12 PM

lovelychandna

Age: 32

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12 Saal K Ladke Ne 20 Saal Ki Ladki Ko Phool Dia

Ladki Ne Kiss Dia
Wo Ghabra K Bhaga

Ladki Ne Pucha:
Kya Hua

Ladka:
Guldasta Le K Aa Raha Hu

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Posted on February, 20 2014 10:16:15 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3964 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	1st woman-kuchh suna ya nahi bharat ne hindustan par hamlakardiya hai 2nd woman- hame dar hai ki kahin ek missile mere pe nagir jaye 3rd woman-arre tumsab fikra kyon kartihohum india me rahte hai. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 20 2014 10:17:17 PM

lovelychandna

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5th class ka student apne dost se: Kitna MuskiL H SchooL Ki "Teacher" Se Pyar Karna,
2 Dost: kyun?

"LOVE-LETTER" Beja Tha...
Home Work Samz Ke Check kar DIA.

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Posted on February, 20 2014 10:18:18 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3964 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Bihari Aurat Cheque Cash karane gai Clerk- Sign karo Aurat- Kaise? Clerk- Jaise Khat k end me likhti ho. Aurat ne likha- "TOHAR CHUMMA KE INTEJAR Me, BiiiJLi.! Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 20 2014 10:20:20 PM

lovelychandna

Age: 32

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Dosti Karo College Wali Se
Pyar Karo Office Wali Se
Programme Karo Pados Wali Se

Love Karo Dil Wali se

Aur Maar Khao Gharwali se

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Posted on February, 20 2014 10:21:42 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3964 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	santa apni saliyo ke liye chudiya lekar aya saliya: jiju ap aphi pahna do haath me chudiya santa:agar pehale pata hota to chudiya ke jaga chaddi le ke ata Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 20 2014 10:22:47 PM

lovelychandna

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Q. What is the difference between WATCH & WIFE ..
A. Ek bigarti hai to bandh ho jati hai...

Doosari bigarti hai to -SHURU- ho jati hai

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Posted on February, 20 2014 10:23:49 PM

lovelychandna

Age: 32

3964 days old here
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Q. What is the difference between WATCH & WIFE ..
A. Ek bigarti hai to bandh ho jati hai...

Doosari bigarti hai to -SHURU- ho jati hai

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Posted on February, 20 2014 10:24:50 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3964 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Boy-Ro Q rhi ho.. Grl-Mere marks bahut kam aaye h. Boy-Bata kitne aye h.. Grl-Sirf 90% Boy-Khuda ka khof kar zalim itne me to 2 ladke pass ho jate Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 20 2014 10:25:52 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3964 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Jack:ek din jack bike par apne 2 friends ko bethakr le ja raha tha. Policei stop.. Jack:bola bike par jagah nahi hai . Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 20 2014 10:27:00 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3964 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	BANTA: Yeh, AUTOMETICALLY kya hota hai.. SANTA: Oye tuje itna b nhi pata..Jb auto me koi ganji ladki ja rahi ho to kehte hain, AUTO-ME-TAKLI. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 20 2014 10:28:02 PM

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