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mazharkhan Age: 28 4211 days old here Total Posts: 4026 Points : 1924 Location: Mehar 76330, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : Arz kia Hai Arz kia Hai! Kabhi Tum Ghor Se Dekho Aaina. wah wah! Kabhi Tum Ghor Se Dekho Aaina. Khud hi Hans Kar kaho gy, MADE IN CHINA . Hahahahahahahaha.. Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 30 2014 09:16:03 AM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4032 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Beti.- gov me foji aaye hai. Maa- unki niyat kharab hoti hai tu andar aaja. Beti- ma vo pakistani hai. Maa- to bakari ko bhi andar lade. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 18 2014 05:02:42 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4032 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Pati (patni se)- kya paalak roj roj ye kya tamasha hai. (Patni)- toh kya hua isme bahut iron hai. Pati- bahenkilavdi meri gaand me se kya TMT sariya nikalegi. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 18 2014 05:03:46 PM

rahulthebest36

Age: 29

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Boy: "Tum gaana bahut accha gaati ho"

Girl: "Thanks but i-m just Bathroom singer..
Boy:"To bulao na kabhi apne live program pe" :-

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Posted on February, 18 2014 05:05:09 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4032 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Lalu-murkh aadmi ki biwi bahut sunder hoti h Rabdi-aapk paas to hamr tarif k alawa kono kaam hi nahi hai.... Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 18 2014 05:06:15 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4032 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	A girl to her boyfriend: Is hafte roz shopping karenge,next hafte roz movie dekhenge Bf- Uske agle hafte roz mandir jayenge Gf- Q.. Bf- Bhikh mangne Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 18 2014 05:07:18 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3962 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Girls should not study much.. kyu.. socho socho kyu ke Is dunia k kisi kone me koi na koi gadha us k liye padh hi rha hoga Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 18 2014 05:14:27 PM

lovelychandna

Age: 32

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-Inteligent Sardar--
Ye kela kitne ka hai..
Man:1Rs.

Sardar:60ps me dega..

Man:60ps me sirf chilka dunga..

Sardr: Le 40ps, sirf kela dede.

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Posted on February, 18 2014 05:15:36 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3962 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Ek bar lalu yadhav aapne bhashan me kahata hai, Lalu:mai sher ka baccha hu ! uspar raj thakare comment karta hai Raj thakare:sher ghar aaya tha ya maa jungle me gayi thi. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 18 2014 05:16:36 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3962 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	ekdin teacher ney apni ek student se pucha, deep ye batao duniya mei abhi bhi kaun si jaga pe adi manav rehete hei.. Deep: ftv channel pe. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 18 2014 05:17:40 PM

lovelychandna

Age: 32

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Ladkiyo ki 5 baatain kabhi samjh nahi Aati ,..
(1) Tum na bohat woh ho (pata nahi woh se kya matlab .. banda soch main per jaata ha ..
(2) Mujhe tum se ye umeed nahi thi.(to usay kya umeed thi ..
(3) Tum pehle jaise nahi rahe.(to phr main pehle kesa tha ..
(4) Sach batana,mai n kaisi lag rahi hon.(such kya boloon pitna thori hay..
(5) I am very selfish na.(ab haan bol doon to gayi bhens pani mein..

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Posted on February, 18 2014 05:18:43 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3962 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Hathi swiming pool me gira to sab chitiya bahar nikal gai. Ek chiti hathi kee pith par chad gai, to dusri boli- "Duba Saale Ko Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 18 2014 05:19:56 PM

lovelychandna

Age: 32

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Yar, ajkal Main boht Pareshan hon.
Nend nhi aati..
Sukon nhi..
Kisi kam men dil b nhi lagta..
Doctor ne mujhe kaha hy Ap ko,,,

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Vitamin”SHE”

ki kami hay…

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Posted on February, 18 2014 05:21:00 PM

lovelychandna

Age: 32

3962 days old here
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Points : 344

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Santa Ki Ladaai Apne Baap Se Ho
Gayi To Usne Apne
Baap Ki Photo Kabristaan Me
Ek Ped Pe Latka Di

Aur Neeche Likh Dia

COMING SOON

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Posted on February, 18 2014 05:22:04 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3962 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Sardar Dukhi Tha Kisi Ne Pucha Kyu Tension Me Ho.. Sardar:Yaar,Ek Dost Ko Plastic Surgery K Liye 2 Lakh Diye Ab Saale Ko Pehchaan Nahi Pa raha hu. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 18 2014 05:23:07 PM

lovelychandna

Age: 32

3962 days old here
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Points : 344

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Ek poltry farm me murgione roz ek lakh aande deti thi,ek roz murgione ek v anda nehi diya
Batao to kyun..

Kyun ki
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Badh me patha chala BULA DI ghumne aayi thi

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Posted on February, 18 2014 05:24:13 PM

lovelychandna

Age: 32

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Unka chehara dekh ke bola aina,

wah..wa

Unka chehara dekh ke bola aina,

This fairness cream is made in china!

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Posted on February, 18 2014 05:25:13 PM

lovelychandna

Age: 32

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Points : 344

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Ye Hai Aam Zindgi--

Yaar, Plz Kuch Sms To Bhej Diya Karo..

Ye Mentos Zindgi--

Oye Bhikhari, Kanjoos, Makhi chus, Balance Gaya Dabbeme,jaldi Msg bhej..

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Posted on February, 18 2014 05:26:20 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3962 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Majnu Ko Laila Ka Sms Nahi Aiya..Majnu Ne 3 Din Se Khana Nahi Khaya..Majnu Marne Wala Tha Laila Ke Pyar Mai..Aur Laila Bethi Thi SmS Free Hone Ke Intezar Mai.. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 18 2014 05:27:21 PM

lovelychandna

Age: 32

3962 days old here
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Points : 344

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Real Tip Of The Life-
Zindgi
Ek Cigarette Ki
Tarah Hai,

Enjoy Karo..

Warna

Jal To
Rahi Hi Hai..!

Khatam To Waise
Bhi Ho Hi Jayegi..

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Posted on February, 18 2014 05:28:25 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3962 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Ek Bus Mein Ladko & Ladkiyo Ki Team Antakshari Khelne K Liye Bani. Girls:Hum Tumko Haraakar Dikhayenge. Boys:Hum Haar Gye,Chalo Ab Dikhao.. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 18 2014 05:29:42 PM

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