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mazharkhan Age: 28 4213 days old here Total Posts: 4026 Points : 1924 Location: Mehar 76330, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : Arz kia Hai Arz kia Hai! Kabhi Tum Ghor Se Dekho Aaina. wah wah! Kabhi Tum Ghor Se Dekho Aaina. Khud hi Hans Kar kaho gy, MADE IN CHINA . Hahahahahahahaha.. Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 30 2014 09:16:03 AM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3964 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Biwi raat me kapde utrte hue... tirchi nazar se Santa ki traf dekte hue boli: Pata he na kya karna hai..? . . . . . . . . Santa: teri aisi ki taisi,,, Me itni rat ko kpde nahi dhounga..! Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 16 2014 10:08:51 PM

lovelychandna

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Pappu- Yaar 10 saal me sirf 3sri bar hi kyu Manmohan Singh media se ru b ru honge.

Addu- Tu Fir bhul gya manmohan singh silant mode me the tab media se ru b ru kese honge

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Posted on February, 16 2014 10:09:52 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3964 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Ek ladaka laraki se- aaja mere dil me bas ja ladaki :- chappal utaru kya ladaka :- mera dil hai koyi mandir nahi. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 16 2014 11:08:26 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3964 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Ek bar engineering ke sabi Professors ko ek plane me bithaya gaya...... Fir announce kiya gaya ki ' YE PLANE APKE STUDENTS NE BANAYA HAI ' sab profesors utar gaye....... Par Princple baithe rahe , logo ne puccha apko dar nai lagta...... Principle - mujhe apne students par pura bharosa hai , ye Plane start nai hoga. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 16 2014 11:09:27 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3964 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Son (Phone Mein): Maa! Aaj Hum 2 Se 3 Ho Gaye. Mother: Sabbash Beta! Ladka Huva Ya Ladki..?? Son: Nahi Maa! Tumhari Bahu Ne Dusri Shaadi Kar Li.. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 16 2014 11:10:28 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3964 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Zindagi Me Hamesha 1 Bat Yad Rakho, Kisi K Dil Se Mat Khelo Kyunki.. DIL 1 Hi Hota Hai.. Agar Khelna Hai To.. . . KIDNEY Se Khelo Wo 2 Hoti Hai.. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 16 2014 11:11:39 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3964 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Ye ek raaz ki baat hai.. Kisi ko batana mat! Nahi bataoge na! Wada?? To suno! Gangadhar hi Shktimaan tha!!! ;-) ” Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 16 2014 11:12:48 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3964 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	“ Aaj ki ladkiyon ki dress- Yahan se less Wahan se less Kabhi sleeveless Kabhi backless! Aur koi ladka ghoor k dekhe to- "Kutta kameena sala CHARACTERLESS...." ;-) ” Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 16 2014 11:13:52 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3964 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	RakhunGa Khayal Us Ka Umar Bhar k liay ...!! Bas Ab Wo Apne Aap Ko Meri Amanat Kar De.!!.. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 16 2014 11:15:18 PM

Hussainkhalid

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RakhunGa Khayal Us Ka Umar Bhar k liay ...!!
Bas Ab Wo Apne Aap Ko Meri Amanat Kar De.!!..

Nice

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Posted on February, 17 2014 05:44:43 AM

Hussainkhalid

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Ye ek raaz ki baat hai.. Kisi ko batana mat!
Nahi bataoge na! Wada?? To suno! Gangadhar hi Shktimaan
tha!!! ;-) ”

hahahaha.....!!!!

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Posted on February, 17 2014 05:47:27 AM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4034 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Solid Insult ) Teacher : - Batao Bacho Hindiki Phli Silent Movie Konsi Thi. . . . . Golu : - Teacher Jab Wo Film Silent Thi To Aapko Kaise Pata Chala Ki Wo Hindi Me Hai. :P Hahaha Students Thoko Like Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 17 2014 03:38:06 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4034 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Friends mera matha garm ho ra ha he.... Jnte ho mera matha garam hone se ma kya krtahu..? . . . Ma fan k niche bayth jata hu.... . .or is se jada garam hone se kya karta hu jnte ho??. . . . . . . .fan on kar deta hu..... Ha...ha...ha.. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 17 2014 03:39:10 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4034 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Jethalal- aare daya raat ko Mobile charging me mat rakho, Blast ho jayega, Daya- tapu ke papa Aap tension mat lijiye Maine battery nikal di he.. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 17 2014 03:40:41 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4034 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	2Ladkiyan Naha Rahi Thi 1Boli:-Tere Neeche Baal Nahi H. To Dusri Hasi Aur Boli, Pagli Jis Sadak Pe TRAFFIC Jyada Ho us Sadak Pe Ghass Nahi Ugti. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 17 2014 03:41:55 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4034 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	GABBAR:Aaj maine basanti ko nahate waqt deka, VIRU:Kamine,me tera khoon pee jaunga, GABBAR:Abe chirkut, Mai naha raha tha aur basanti ja rahi thi Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 17 2014 03:43:21 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4034 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Todna Hota To Rishta Hum Na Banate. Umeed Nahi Hoti To Sapne Hum Na sajate. Aitbar Kiya Hai Humne Aapki Wafao Pe. Bhrosa Na Hota To Apne Dil Ka Hissa Na Banate. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 17 2014 03:44:24 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4034 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Teacher: Un Do Kings Ka Naam Batao Jinhone Duniya Ke Logo Ko Nayi Raah Pe Chalaya Santa: Sir 1. Smoking 2. Drinking Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 17 2014 03:45:25 PM

rahulthebest36

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1st Woman-: Kuchch Suna Hai Ya Nahi,
Bharat Ne Hindustan Par Hamla Kar Diya Hai.

2nd Woman-: Hume To Dar Hai,
Ki Kahi Ek Misaile Mere Sar Pe Na Gir Jaye.

3rd Woman-: Arre Tum Sab Fikar Kyun Karti Ho,
Hum To India Main Rahte Hai. .

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Posted on February, 17 2014 03:46:27 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4034 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Do baccve jangal men rotti ka rahe the... . . Tab ek sher aata h Ist boy chottu !!!!! Tu dar to nahi rah 2nd boy -- nahi yaar !!! Meh nahi darta hu 1st boy-- to fir apni dho na mari kyo dho raha ga Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 17 2014 03:49:48 PM

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