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mazharkhan Age: 28 4211 days old here Total Posts: 4026 Points : 1924 Location: Mehar 76330, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : Arz kia Hai Arz kia Hai! Kabhi Tum Ghor Se Dekho Aaina. wah wah! Kabhi Tum Ghor Se Dekho Aaina. Khud hi Hans Kar kaho gy, MADE IN CHINA . Hahahahahahahaha.. Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 30 2014 09:16:03 AM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3962 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Ek sardar ko koi mobile pe tang kar raha tha, Sardar ne new sim khareed kar usko sms kiya: "MAINE WO NUMBER BAND KAR DIYA HAI AB TERA BAAP BHI MUJHE TANG NAHI KAR SAKTA " Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 17 2014 11:49:14 PM

lovelychandna

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Sardar is driving a jeep in jungle.

Tourist: If lion follows very close to us then how can we escape?
Sardar:Give right indicator & take left turn.:-)

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Posted on February, 17 2014 11:50:33 PM

princeaurangzebtunio Age: 28 3932 days old here Total Posts: 40 Points : 34 Location: Mehar, Pakistan Status : Offline	Bhai Maine Aaine ke Aas Paas Idher Udher Dekh Liya Mujhe Toh Kahien par bhi (Made In China) Dekhayi Nahien Diya. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 18 2014 07:39:14 AM

Hussainkhalid Age: 28 4291 days old here Total Posts: 13010 Points : 4675 Location: Dadu 76200, Pakistan Status : Offline	hahahaha......princeaurangzeb bhai apny aaine ko achi tarh nhi dekha hoga phr se ek baar dekho.......!!!!!! Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 18 2014 07:48:23 AM

Hussainkhalid Age: 28 4291 days old here Total Posts: 13010 Points : 4675 Location: Dadu 76200, Pakistan Status : Offline	wese bhai mene jo aaina dekha usper to likha tha made in china .....!!!!! wo hand miror tha usper likha tha......!!!!!!! Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 18 2014 07:51:11 AM

Hussainkhalid Age: 28 4291 days old here Total Posts: 13010 Points : 4675 Location: Dadu 76200, Pakistan Status : Offline	kiya aap sabke hand mirror pe bhi made in china likha hota hay k nhi wese made in germany bhi hota hay kai cheezon per........!!!!!!! Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 18 2014 07:56:55 AM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4032 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Munna Bhai Ke ghar LADKI hUE. Circuit- Bhai ab to muhale ke, Sare ladke isko line marenge. MUNNA- Tu fikar mat kar re, Apun iska naam DIDI rakhenge. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 18 2014 04:46:09 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4032 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Gf- I love you. Boy- Tell me any diffrant style. Gf- TERE LASH KO AAG LAGANE KAMOKA MERE BETE KO DEGA KYA. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 18 2014 04:47:24 PM

rahulthebest36

Age: 29

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2 Saal K Ladke Ne 20 Saal Ki Ladki Ko Phool Dia

Ladki Ne Kiss Dia
Wo Ghabra K Bhaga

Ladki Ne Pucha:
Kya Hua

Ladka:
Guldasta Le K Aa Raha Hu

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Posted on February, 18 2014 04:48:42 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4032 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	1st woman-kuchh suna ya nahi bharat ne hindustan par hamlakardiya hai 2nd woman- hame dar hai ki kahin ek missile mere pe nagir jaye 3rd woman-arre tumsab fikra kyon kartihohum india me rahte hai. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 18 2014 04:50:05 PM

rahulthebest36

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5th class ka student apne dost se: Kitna MuskiL H SchooL Ki "Teacher" Se Pyar Karna,
2 Dost: kyun?

"LOVE-LETTER" Beja Tha...
Home Work Samz Ke Check kar DIA.

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Posted on February, 18 2014 04:51:18 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4032 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Bihari Aurat Cheque Cash karane gai Clerk- Sign karo Aurat- Kaise? Clerk- Jaise Khat k end me likhti ho. Aurat ne likha- "TOHAR CHUMMA KE INTEJAR Me, BiiiJLi.! Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 18 2014 04:52:24 PM

rahulthebest36

Age: 29

4032 days old here
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Points : 149

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Dosti Karo College Wali Se
Pyar Karo Office Wali Se
Programme Karo Pados Wali Se

Love Karo Dil Wali se

Aur Maar Khao Gharwali se

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Posted on February, 18 2014 04:53:25 PM

rahulthebest36

Age: 29

4032 days old here
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Q. What is the difference between WATCH & WIFE ..
A. Ek bigarti hai to bandh ho jati hai...

Doosari bigarti hai to -SHURU- ho jati hai

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Posted on February, 18 2014 04:54:49 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4032 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	santa apni saliyo ke liye chudiya lekar aya saliya: jiju ap aphi pahna do haath me chudiya santa:agar pehale pata hota to chudiya ke jaga chaddi le ke ata Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 18 2014 04:55:49 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4032 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Wat Is Common Betwn McDonald & 2days Share Market.. Dono Jagah Hmare Baap Dada K Jmane K PRICE Chal Rahe He Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 18 2014 04:57:01 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4032 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Boy-Ro Q rhi ho.. Grl-Mere marks bahut kam aaye h. Boy-Bata kitne aye h.. Grl-Sirf 90% Boy-Khuda ka khof kar zalim itne me to 2 ladke pass ho jate Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 18 2014 04:58:30 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4032 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Jack:ek din jack bike par apne 2 friends ko bethakr le ja raha tha. Policei stop.. Jack:bola bike par jagah nahi hai .. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 18 2014 04:59:32 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4032 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	BANTA: Yeh, AUTOMETICALLY kya hota hai.. SANTA: Oye tuje itna b nhi pata..Jb auto me koi ganji ladki ja rahi ho to kehte hain, AUTO-ME-TAKLI.. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 18 2014 05:00:37 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4032 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Sardar wounded in an accident goes 2a doc Dr:Stitches lagana padenge Sarder:Kitne paise .. Dr:3000 Rs Sardar:Sir stitches lagwana hai, embroidery nahin karwani Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 18 2014 05:01:38 PM

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