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mazharkhan Age: 28 4211 days old here Total Posts: 4026 Points : 1924 Location: Mehar 76330, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : Arz kia Hai Arz kia Hai! Kabhi Tum Ghor Se Dekho Aaina. wah wah! Kabhi Tum Ghor Se Dekho Aaina. Khud hi Hans Kar kaho gy, MADE IN CHINA . Hahahahahahahaha.. Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 30 2014 09:16:03 AM

rahulthebest36

Age: 29

4032 days old here
Total Posts: 5184
Points : 149

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Real Tip Of The Life-
Zindgi
Ek Cigarette Ki
Tarah Hai,

Enjoy Karo..

Warna

Jal To
Rahi Hi Hai..!

Khatam To Waise
Bhi Ho Hi Jayegi..

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Posted on February, 20 2014 11:02:32 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4032 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Bus me santa 1 ladki pe ja gira tab ladki boli:Battamiz kya kar rahe ho.... Santa bola:Ji PUNJAB UNIVERSITY se B kar raha hu...! Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 20 2014 11:03:44 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4032 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Modern zamaney ki ladki ka baap: Beti tum paheley mujhey papa kahey kar bolati thi ab dad keyo.. Betiapa kaheny se ipstick kharab ho jati hai! Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 20 2014 11:04:46 PM

rahulthebest36

Age: 29

4032 days old here
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Points : 149

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1 aadmi ladies ward mi admit ho gaya.. nurse: tujhe sharm nahi aati.. Aadmi:sharm kaisi

hum to paida hi LADIES

ward me hue the

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Posted on February, 20 2014 11:05:46 PM

rahulthebest36

Age: 29

4032 days old here
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Points : 149

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Ek aunty pani naha rahi thi utne me ek baccha puchta hai aunty a kya hai

Aunty :A garage hai beta
Bacchaar is garage me ek bhi gadi nahi hai
Aunty:Nahi beta gadi uncle ke pas hai raat me aake is me hi chodenge

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Posted on February, 20 2014 11:06:55 PM

mazharkhan Age: 28 4211 days old here Total Posts: 4026 Points : 1924 Location: Mehar 76330, Pakistan Status : Offline	When a woman loves you, you are a husband When a few women love you, you are a man When many women love you, you are a lover When hundreds of women love you, you are an idol When thousands of women love you, you are a leader But, When all the women in the world love you, you are not human… You are a diamond, gold, a rupee, a dollar, a euro, or a yen.. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 21 2014 10:16:34 PM

lovelychandna

Age: 32

3962 days old here
Total Posts: 718
Points : 344

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

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"Computer kitna jaante ho beta ?"

"Ji uncle,.facebook, torrent aur dus bees p*rn sites."

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Posted on February, 22 2014 10:40:01 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3962 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Girl: Bas Kro Aur Kitna Karoge Raat Ke 12 Baje Se Kar RaHe Ho Ab Subha Ho Gyi Hai Thake Nhi Kya, Boy: Ye To Kuch Nhi Ab Main To Din Raat Karunga Qki Mere To 3000 Sms Free Hai..! Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 22 2014 10:41:03 PM

lovelychandna

Age: 32

3962 days old here
Total Posts: 718
Points : 344

Location:
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Hum iss DIYE par haath rakh k kasam khate hai
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\__/
Ke hum aaj se apni biwi se hamesha such bolenge.....

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\__/
O teri.!

DIYA bujh gaya..
Plan cancel

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Posted on February, 22 2014 10:42:24 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3962 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Awesome msg by true lover"She broke my heart, i broke her samsung galaxy-S4" , , , , , , , , Bakee khud hisab laga lo,kaun jyada roya hoga??? Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 22 2014 10:43:37 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3962 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	teacher-main jo sawal karun unke jawab ek bar mein,bina ruke dena...shud i strt? Stdnt-yes,sir! Hamare desh ka president kaun hai? Qutub minar khan hai? Shatbdi exprss ki per hr kya speed hai? And at lst murgi kya deti hai? Studnt: Prnav mukhejee...delhi mein...110 km/hr ke speed se...ande deta hai!!! ;-) Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 22 2014 10:44:38 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3962 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Duniya mai aaye ho toh Love karlo . . Warna wArna ___ MATA VAISHNO KA NAAM JAPLO..... Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 22 2014 10:45:45 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3962 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Larki: Hamara husn dekh kr ye log machaltay hain. Ye larkay hamay dekh kr keechar me q phisaltay hain? Larka: Ye maana k Larkay tumhe dekh kr Phisaltay hain. Magar ye bhi sach ha! k tumharay saal bhar k kharchay hum he say chaltay hain. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 22 2014 10:46:48 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3962 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Ek Ladki Raste Pe Akeli Jaa Rahi Thi.. . . . Ek Ladka Bola:ghar Tak Lift Chahiye Kya.. ?? . . . . . . Ladki: Bhag Saale, 3 Din Se Lift Le Rahi Hu, . . Ab Tak Ghar Nahi Pahunchi. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 22 2014 10:47:51 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3962 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Samosha Said To Aaloo : Jab Main Fry Hota Hoon To Tumhe Cover Kar Ke Garam Oil Se Bacha Leta Hoon Coz I Love You Aaloo Said : Jab Log Tumhe Fry Hone Ke Fauran Baad Khate Hain To Main Unka Muh Jala Deti Hoon Coz I Love You Too. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 22 2014 10:48:51 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3962 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Father: Beti Aaj Tumne Phone Par, Sirf Ek Ghanta Baat Ki, Tum Ne To Kabi 4 Ghante Se Kam Baat Hi Nahi Ki, . . . . Beti: Papa Ye Wrong Number Tha. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 22 2014 10:50:10 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3962 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	1 Stone is Enough To Break a Glass... 1 Word is Enough To Break a Heart... 1 Second is Enough To Fall in Love... . . But . . . Why one Chapter is Not Enough to Pass Exam's Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 22 2014 10:51:31 PM

lovelychandna

Age: 32

3962 days old here
Total Posts: 718
Points : 344

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o jeete wo sikander
jo hare wo jail k andr

jo like kare usko jadu ki jappi
jo na kare usko BANDAR ki pappi
¤¤¤
(( @..@ ))
( ¤ )

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Posted on February, 22 2014 10:52:32 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3962 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	A boy to Police inspector:- Sir mera dost kuch din se laapta hai . . Inspector : aakhri baar kab aur kahan dekha tha ??? . . . Boy : ?#? WhatsApp?pe 3 din pehle ka last seen hai.. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 22 2014 10:53:42 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3962 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Ladkiya nahi sudhrengi.. The ATM machine stopped working because of... . . . . . An intelligent girl put her hair pin in the machine when option was to.."Enter Your PIN" Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 22 2014 10:54:45 PM

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