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Shezi143


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Status : Offline		 Subject : Todays Jok!!!!!




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Posted on July, 10 2012 12:55:03 PM
rashidfarooqz


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Status : Offline		 Santa moving around in market with parrot on shoulder

Someone asks: 'Kidhar se liya ye janwar..
Punjab se laya hun sale ko

Replies the Parrot

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Posted on September, 21 2013 09:46:51 PM
rashidfarooqz


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Santa Jungle se Guzar raha tha,
Us ne dekha k aik Saanp Darakht se Latka howa hai

Santa: NIDO vee Peeta ker

Khali Lamkan Naal ei Qad Lamma nai honda



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Posted on September, 21 2013 10:17:42 PM
rashidfarooqz


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tanveer334 said:

Carry on rashid bhai. Mujhe pta chal gaya hai k ap buhat derte ho.

Dear Tanveer aapp ko kia pata chal gia

aur me kis sy darta hoon

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Posted on September, 21 2013 11:06:19 PM
hearthackervsgirls


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Status : Offline		 Buhat ache jokes hain sare hi. Mujhe buhat nza aya hai jokes perh ker.

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Posted on September, 22 2013 12:36:58 PM
rashidfarooqz


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Status : Offline		 Girl: Doctor Plz Mere Boy Friend Ko bhi Ander Bula Laien

Doctor: Darny ki koi bat nai.
Me Bohat Shreef Admi Hun

Girl: No, aisi koi baat nahi
wo Apki Nurse Bahir Akeli Hai



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Posted on September, 22 2013 01:28:33 PM
HAQ


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Status : Offline		 ohh trust me.no!

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Posted on September, 22 2013 01:36:10 PM
rashidfarooqz


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Status : Offline		 ATM me 1 Sardar dusre Sardar k piche
khara hans raha tha

2nd: mene tera paswrd dekh liya

1st Sardar:kya hy?

2nd Sardar: 4 sitaray(****)

1st Sardar: hahaha galat
5215 hai




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Posted on September, 22 2013 01:40:15 PM
aneel


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Status : Offline		 Khuramms said what else if wife say the same thing ?
nahi yar hoga toh kuch khas nahi par wife aesa kaha ge kyu..

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Posted on September, 22 2013 03:09:53 PM
rashidfarooqz


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Status : Offline		 police: khabar milli hai kai aap kai ghar dhamka khaiz mawaad mojood hai.

aadmi : sahib jee itlaeh to theek hai magar abhee wo maikay gai hoee hai.




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Posted on September, 22 2013 08:40:58 PM
rashidfarooqz


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Status : Offline		 Teacher to Sardar: Janwaro k nam batao jo pani me rahte hain?
Sardar: Fish
Teacher: Good good aur Btao
Sardar: Fish di Maa, Pio, Pen tay Praa



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Posted on September, 23 2013 06:09:53 PM
khuramms


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Status : Offline		 Wah jee kya baat hai sardar jee kee to

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Posted on September, 24 2013 02:41:41 PM
rashidfarooqz


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Status : Offline		 Santa Singh told his friend – For the past one week a girl is disturbing me.
Friend asked, how so?

Santa Singh said – I don’t know how she got my number, she interrupts whenever I call someone on my mobile and says
please recharge your card.

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Posted on September, 25 2013 05:41:01 PM
mansooraziz


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Status : Offline		 her girl jhooti nai hoti

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Posted on September, 25 2013 07:28:48 PM
rashidfarooqz


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Status : Offline		 Teacher: Agr light na ho to T.V kaisay dekhty?

Sardar Kafi dair sochny k bad achanak bola:

.

Moombati Jala kr



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Posted on September, 25 2013 09:22:19 PM
MrNumanM


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Status : Offline		 ha ha ha ha ha.... yeh bhi ho sakta he aaj ke zamane mein?

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Posted on September, 25 2013 09:52:46 PM
rashidfarooqz


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Status : Offline		 Sardar ainak sale kr raha tha

Aik admi Sardar k pass gya or bola k yeh sari ainak kitny ki dogy.?

Sardar: Agr mainy sari ainak aaj hi sale krdi to
ma kya kal kya bechonga



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Posted on September, 25 2013 10:48:29 PM
hearthackervsgirls


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Status : Offline		 rashid bhai wo aanak phir apne purchase ker li thi na.

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Posted on September, 26 2013 11:01:09 AM
rashidfarooqz


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aik dehati aurat bank check cash krwane gai. Bank wale ne kaha is pe signature kro

Aurat ne pucha woh kia hota hai?

Bank wale ne kaha woh jo tum apne shohar ko khat likhte waqt akhir men likhti ho.

Aurat ne likha: “Twadi peyari Nasreen”



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Posted on September, 26 2013 06:06:11 PM
SyedZaigham


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Status : Offline		 koi behen hoti hai
koi cousin hoti hai
koi bhabhi hoti hain
koi dost hoti hai
sub ko 1 he line main khara kerna thek...............................

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Posted on September, 27 2013 12:07:11 PM
hearthackervsgirls


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Status : Offline		 sayed bhai buhat ache jokes hain na sare hi, mujhe bhi passand aye hain.

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Posted on September, 27 2013 01:04:00 PM
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