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Shezi143


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Status : Offline		 Subject : Todays Jok!!!!!




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Posted on July, 10 2012 12:55:03 PM
Meharge143


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4045 days old here
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Points : 144

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Gujranwala, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 what is this.

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Posted on October, 14 2013 11:10:47 PM
SyedZaigham


Age: 36 Male
3898 days old here
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Location:
Jand, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Aik admi ka oont(camel) raat ko bohut rota tha,

Wo admi Hazrat Muhammad (S.A.W.W)k pas aya or sara haal bataya,

Ap (S.A.W.W) ne oonth se rone ki waja pochi tu os ne kaha:

\"Ye rat ko Isha ki namaz parhe baghair sota hai tu mai es k bistar k Neche jalne wali aag dekh k rota hun\"

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Posted on October, 15 2013 06:04:19 PM
rashidfarooqz


Age: 52 Male
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Location:
Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Wife (seeing stars): btao wo kaun si chiz hai,

jo tum roz dekh sakte ho par tod nahi sakte.?


Husband: nahi me nahi btaunga.

Wife: zid krtey hue nahi janu btao na plzzzzzzz.

Husband : Tera munh



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Posted on October, 15 2013 07:27:30 PM
malibhutta73


Age: 50 Male
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Location:
lahore, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Hahahahaha. Very noughty jokes are available on this topic

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Posted on October, 15 2013 07:33:46 PM
SyedZaigham


Age: 36 Male
3898 days old here
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Points : 120

Location:
Jand, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Nikah k baad dulha: Molvi sahb apki fees?
Molvi: Dulhan ki khubsurti k mutabik de do.
Dulha ne 10 rupay diye aur chal diya. Achanak hawa ka jhoka aya or dulhan ka ghoonghat uth gya.
Molvi: Ama miya baki paise to le jao



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Posted on October, 16 2013 05:41:59 PM
rashidfarooqz


Age: 52 Male
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Points : 17

Location:
Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Husband: Judge sahab mujhe TALAQ chahiye
meri BiVi ne 1 saal se Mujhse baat nahi ki

Judge: Phir soch Lo, aisi BV naseeb walon ko milti hai



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Posted on October, 17 2013 10:44:20 PM
rashidfarooqz


Age: 52 Male
4810 days old here
Total Posts: 16735
Points : 17

Location:
Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Maa: Aaj School Se Itni Jaldi Kaise Aagaye?

Beta: Machar Mara to Teacher Ne Chutti Dedi.

Maa: Aisa Kyon?

Beta: Machar Teacher k Gaal Per Baitha Tha

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Posted on October, 18 2013 03:50:53 PM
rashidfarooqz


Age: 52 Male
4810 days old here
Total Posts: 16735
Points : 17

Location:
Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 1 Admi bakriyan chara raha tha

Santa: Yai bakriyan kahan le Ja rahe ho?

Admi (gussey se): Enhain School chorny Ja raha hon

Santa: Mujhe Pagal samjha hai? Aaj tu etwaar hai




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Posted on October, 19 2013 11:02:04 PM
rashidfarooqz


Age: 52 Male
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Total Posts: 16735
Points : 17

Location:
Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Santa boht Deir se apni Hasin mengetar ko dekh rha tha

LRKI Shrma k: Kya Dekh rhe ho
Santa: Hum Soch rha tha k agr tm hmara Ammi hota to hm b KHOBSURAT hota

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Posted on October, 20 2013 11:23:32 AM
rashidfarooqz


Age: 52 Male
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Total Posts: 16735
Points : 17

Location:
Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Banta To Santa: Bahar Kiuon Baitha Hai ?

Santa: Marriage Anniversary Hai
Wife Ko Chain Gift Diya Tha

Wife Ne Bahar Nikal Diya

Banta: Kiuon?

Chain Chandi Ki Laya Kiya ?

Santa: Nahi Cycle Ki



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Posted on October, 21 2013 08:34:45 PM
Ehsan


Age: 33 Male
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Location:
Lahore, Pakistan, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Mein Pee Kar Nahi Behakta, Usey Dekh Kar Behakta Hoon,,
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Itna Bta. Sharab Haram Hui Ya WO?

Ammi ka jawab :

Sharab Haram he, aur wo
Haramzadi,
Or to
haramkhor,

Ab Uth Or 1 Kilo Piyaz 1 Kilo Aalo Le K Aa....

('.'}
(_/\\ Sare Romance Ki



Watt Laga di daikh Yaar ammi k kam.:¤§¤


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Posted on October, 23 2013 01:17:27 PM
Ehsan


Age: 33 Male
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Points : 228

Location:
Lahore, Pakistan, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Really Girls are very Smart...=P
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Girl: Apple ka Rate kya hai?
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Applewala: 100 Rs ke 10,
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Girl: kuch kam karo na plz..
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Applwala: Acha aap 80 ke 8 lelo
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Girl: Thanku,
dedo...
ye huyi na Baat... =D

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Posted on October, 23 2013 01:18:58 PM
rashidfarooqz


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Location:
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Status : Offline		 Wife: I m not feeling well.

Husband: Ohho i was thinking to go for dinner?
Wife: I was joking dear


Husband: me too, chal uth roti bana.


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Posted on October, 23 2013 06:40:18 PM
Awais148


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Location:
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Status : Offline		 hahahahaha rashid bhai buht he zaberdast joke mara hai i love it

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Posted on October, 23 2013 07:17:40 PM
rashidfarooqz


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Total Posts: 16735
Points : 17

Location:
Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Larki: Mairy ammi ko tum boht pasand aye ho

Sardar: Kuch bhi ho, main shadi serf tum se hi karoon ga


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Posted on November, 06 2013 09:21:14 PM
hearthackervsgirls


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Status : Offline		 rashid bhai ap to buhat bhole nikle yar, kya bat hai apki.

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Posted on November, 07 2013 10:45:54 AM
rashidfarooqz


Age: 52 Male
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Total Posts: 16735
Points : 17

Location:
Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Ek darzi logon ke kapray le kar farar hogia
Koi kehta mairi shalwar
Koi kehta mairi Qamees
1 Sardar bhi ro raha tha, Logon ne pocha tum kion ro rahy ho?
Sardar: Mera Naap le gia


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Posted on November, 07 2013 10:40:36 PM
Tayyab96


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Shezi143 said:



hahahahahah girls b na .....

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Posted on November, 08 2013 03:42:38 PM
hearthackervsgirls


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Location:
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Status : Offline		 Trust in per kerna to buhat bri bewakofi hai. Pehle apnati hai phir thukrati hain..

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Posted on November, 08 2013 07:03:02 PM
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