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Shezi143 Age: 40 4497 days old here Total Posts: 1220 Points : 585 Location: Islamabad, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : Todays Jok!!!!! Like no likes.
	Posted on July, 10 2012 12:55:03 PM

rashidfarooqz Age: 52 4810 days old here Total Posts: 16735 Points : 17 Location: Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan Status : Offline	Bivi apne shohar se: Kya main kbhi tumharay khwab me aai hoon? Shohar: Kbhi nhi Bivi: Keun? Shohar: Q k main Ayatul Kursi parrh k sota hoon Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 29 2013 01:22:16 PM

SyedZaigham Age: 36 3898 days old here Total Posts: 1162 Points : 120 Location: Jand, Pakistan Status : Offline	Ek Larka Bike Par Ja Raha Tha.. Bike Ka Tyre Bhains K Gobar K Beech Mein Se Guzer Gya, Qareeb Kuch Larkiya Khari Thi. Unho Ney Taliyan Baja K Kaha:"Happy Birthday To U" . . . Larka Ruka Or Bola: serf Wish Karney Se Kaam Nahi Chaley Ga..................... Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 29 2013 01:30:39 PM

rashidfarooqz

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Technical bezati

Boy: i like your teeth

Girl: oh really, why?

Boy: becoz yellow is my favorite color

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Posted on September, 29 2013 01:34:57 PM

MrNumanM Age: 29 4064 days old here Total Posts: 319 Points : 202 Location: Jalalpur Pirwala, Punjab, Pakistan, Pakistan Status : Offline	? Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 30 2013 06:26:04 PM

rashidfarooqz

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Miss: Samandr Me aam Ka Darkht Hoon To Tum Kesy aam Toro gai?
Student: fish Ban k
Miss: Insan Ko fish Tera baap Bnaye ga?
Student: To Samandr Main Darkht Teri . . . . Lgae gi

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Posted on September, 30 2013 07:29:07 PM

Tayyab96 Age: 28 4418 days old here Total Posts: 3434 Points : 149 Location: Gujranwala, Pakistan Status : Offline	hahahahahahahahahahhahaha Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 30 2013 08:27:15 PM

SyedZaigham

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Sardaron kai gaon main naddi pur pul banaya gia. Engineer
nai pul ka iftittah kia aur wapis chulla gia.

Aik saal baad wo gaon gia to hur shahks pull kee tareef kar raha tha. wo pull pur gia to dekha pull bilkul nia ka nia hai. uss nai gaon walon sai poocha

Tum log pul istemal nahin kartay to phir meri tareef kyon kar rahay ho ?

to sub logon nai kaha kai nahin janab pehly hum dhoop main
naddi paar kartay thai abb pull kee chaon main kartay hain........................

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Posted on September, 30 2013 10:40:13 PM

hearthackervsgirls Age: 39 3969 days old here Total Posts: 2292 Points : 11973 Location: Lahore, Pakistan Status : Offline	hahahahha, sayed bhai apne to sardaro ki maat hi mar di hai. Like no likes.
	Posted on October, 01 2013 10:30:36 AM

macher Age: 29 4004 days old here Total Posts: 2408 Points : 14 Location: Attock, Pakistan Status : Offline	hohohohoohohoho hahahahaha yar buht funy joke tha hohohoohho hansi rukne ka nam ni le rahi ha Like no likes.
	Posted on October, 01 2013 10:34:11 AM

hearthackervsgirls

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hohohohoohohoho hahahahaha yar buht funy joke tha hohohoohho hansi rukne ka nam ni le rahi ha

machar bhai apki hansi kiun nahi ruk rhi, apko pta hai k hansi kin ki nahi rukti????

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Posted on October, 01 2013 10:43:22 AM

macher Age: 29 4004 days old here Total Posts: 2408 Points : 14 Location: Attock, Pakistan Status : Offline	heart bhai joke hiaisa tha ke man hansi ni rok paya or ap mujhe kia kehna chahte ho khul ke kaho man mind ni kerta Like no likes.
	Posted on October, 01 2013 10:47:34 AM

hearthackervsgirls

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heart bhai joke hiaisa tha ke man hansi ni rok paya or ap mujhe kia kehna chahte ho khul ke kaho man mind ni kerta

machar bhai mujhe pta hai k ap mind nahi karo ge,
kiuke ke apka mind hai hi nahi??
hahahhahaah

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Posted on October, 01 2013 11:34:07 AM

macher Age: 29 4004 days old here Total Posts: 2408 Points : 14 Location: Attock, Pakistan Status : Offline	hohohohohoho ap machron ko abhi tak ni jan sake heart bhai machrn ka diag hota ha Like no likes.
	Posted on October, 01 2013 11:48:50 AM

macher Age: 29 4004 days old here Total Posts: 2408 Points : 14 Location: Attock, Pakistan Status : Offline	beshak mind ka matlab dimag hota ha pr mind dil kerta ha Like no likes.
	Posted on October, 01 2013 11:50:19 AM

Awais148 Age: 30 4074 days old here Total Posts: 12184 Points : 198 Location: Attock, Pakistan Status : Offline	wah g wah macher ap bre samajh dar nikle to apka mind kitne pound ka hai Like no likes.
	Posted on October, 01 2013 03:16:30 PM

malibhutta73 Age: 50 3919 days old here Total Posts: 4777 Points : 179 Location: lahore, Pakistan Status : Offline	bot ey change joke ae awais sb, tusi v kadi joke suna deya karo. Like no likes.
	Posted on October, 01 2013 03:35:36 PM

rashidfarooqz Age: 52 4810 days old here Total Posts: 16735 Points : 17 Location: Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan Status : Offline	Banta: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho? Santa: Suicide karne ke liye Banta: To phir ubalne kui kya zaroorat hai? Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaaye Like no likes.
	Posted on October, 01 2013 07:36:06 PM

rashidfarooqz Age: 52 4810 days old here Total Posts: 16735 Points : 17 Location: Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan Status : Offline	Santa rail ki patri per so gaya. Ek aadmi ne kaha kya kar rahe ho? Train aayegi to mar jaoge Santa: Mere uper se hawai jahaaz guzar gaya to kuch nahi hua,train kya cheez he? Like no likes.
	Posted on October, 02 2013 09:14:46 PM

hearthackervsgirls Age: 39 3969 days old here Total Posts: 2292 Points : 11973 Location: Lahore, Pakistan Status : Offline	bhai koi itna bewakoof nahi hota hai k rail ki patri per so jaye. Like no likes.
	Posted on October, 03 2013 11:55:15 AM

malibhutta73 Age: 50 3919 days old here Total Posts: 4777 Points : 179 Location: lahore, Pakistan Status : Offline	i have naver seen there joke of the day. Like no likes.
	Posted on October, 03 2013 01:55:16 PM

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