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Shezi143


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Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.

Boss was happy and asked "what you did till evening?"

Sardar :"Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright"


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Posted on May, 24 2012 11:39:15 AM
rashidfarooqz


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Sardar Ne Apni Bhabhi Ko Khub Mara,
Jab Logone Pucha Q?
Sardar: Yar Me Jise Bhi Puchta Hu
Ki Tum Phone Pe Kisse Bat Kr Raha
Hai, Har Koi Kehta 'Teri Bhabhi' Se

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Posted on September, 06 2013 07:51:50 PM
SyedZaigham


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Status : Offline		 cell,
then she definitely has a
boyfriend...
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And If a Boy has sufficient
balance in his cell,
then he surely does not have
any Girlfriend..................................

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Posted on September, 07 2013 06:13:26 PM
aneel


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Status : Offline		 Very ncie & Excellent sharing guiezzz thanks .

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Posted on September, 08 2013 12:31:28 AM
rashidfarooqz


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Sardar shampoo sar k sath Kandho par b lga rha tha
Wife-Kandho pe shmpoo Q lga re ho?

Sardar-oye ye koi aam shmpoo ni h, Head & Shoulder hai



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Posted on September, 08 2013 09:39:02 PM
rashidfarooqz


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tanveer334 said:

Kahan gayeb rehte hain rashid bhai. Ab to apse bat hi nahi ho pati.


bas Dear kuch masroof hoon aaj kal
waisey me tu taqriban daily hi online hotta hoon yahan

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Posted on September, 08 2013 09:45:12 PM
rashidfarooqz


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3 sardaro ko 1 bike pe dekh Traffic Police ne rukne ka ishara kiya.
Sardar chalti bike per se bola-
Abe pagal ho gaya hai kya?
Tu kaha baithega.....???



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Posted on September, 08 2013 09:51:29 PM
rashidfarooqz


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Sardar:- Bhai Saheb 2 Ticket Dena,

Cndctor:- 2 Q ?

Sardar:- 1 Kho Jaye To Dusri Kaam Aye gi,

Conductor:- Dono Kho Gayi To ?
Sardar:- tu phir Pass Kis Din Kam Aaye ga



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Posted on September, 08 2013 10:01:15 PM
rashidfarooqz


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Sardar: maine apki dukan se murgi dana kharida tha?

Dukandar: to kya usme koi kharabi nikli,
sardar: mahina ho giya mujhe khet me boye, abhi tak murgi nahi ugi hai.



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Posted on September, 08 2013 10:27:55 PM
aneel


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Status : Offline		 Sardarorn ki aur pathanon ki bilkul aek he baat hoti he agree guiezz then like my comments..

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Posted on September, 09 2013 02:13:07 AM
hearthackervsgirls


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Status : Offline		 aneel bhai mujhe bhi sardaro and phatano k jokes ache lagte hain.

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Posted on September, 09 2013 10:27:08 AM
facebook1234


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Status : Offline		 Keyboard alphabets were not
in order, so I made it alright
Sardar hay na kuch asa to karna hi tha.

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Posted on September, 09 2013 07:58:48 PM
rashidfarooqz


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Sardar: I''ve Pain In My Right Leg
Doctor: Its Nothing .Its Only Coz Of Old Age.
Sardar: As Far As I Know,
Both My Legs are Of Same Age



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Posted on September, 09 2013 08:36:50 PM
atifmumtazkhan1992


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Status : Offline		 sardars are the most intelligent people .. for reference check number of PHd's sardar

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Posted on September, 09 2013 11:56:21 PM
Awais148


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Status : Offline		 sardar to her kam pr jo bole so nihal keh kr shoro ho jata hai

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Posted on September, 10 2013 09:33:03 AM
hearthackervsgirls


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Status : Offline		 sardar ji zinda abad.
sardar hain to itne mze mze k jokes sunne ko milte hain na.

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Posted on September, 10 2013 03:46:43 PM
rashidfarooqz


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Sardar Ki Maa
Puttar Tujhay Yahan Se Jalindhar Janay Mein 1 Din Laga Aur Wapas Aanay Mein 3 Din
Srdar : Maa Ye Car Bananay Wale Bhi Pagal Hein Janay K Liay 4 Gear
Or Aanay Ke Liay Sirf 1 (Revers) Gear



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Posted on September, 10 2013 09:14:20 PM
hearthackervsgirls


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Status : Offline		 sardar ji apke to jokes buaht hi passand aye hain,mujhe to yeh jokes bhi ache lge hain.

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Posted on September, 11 2013 10:48:29 AM
rashidfarooqz


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Friend to sardar:

Yar Sir Ka Msg Aaya Hai K Aaj Extra Class Hogi Kia Karun?

Sardar: Message sending failed' likh ke wapis bhej de



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Posted on September, 11 2013 09:06:01 PM
macher


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Status : Offline		 hohohohoho ye sardar buht tezz hote han pr ower smart hone ke chaker man mat kha jate han

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Posted on September, 11 2013 09:33:46 PM
rashidfarooqz


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Sardar is driving a jeep in jungle.

Tourist: If lion follows very close to us then how can we escape?
Sardar: Give right indicator & take left turn



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Posted on September, 11 2013 10:06:47 PM
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