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Shezi143


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Status : Offline		 Subject : Sardar!
Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.

Boss was happy and asked "what you did till evening?"

Sardar :"Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright"


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Posted on May, 24 2012 11:39:15 AM
rashidfarooqz


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Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Srdar Cigratte per 2 metre pipe laga ker pe raha tha
Friend : Tu pipe laga kar Cigratte Q pe raha hai
Sardar : Doctor ne kaha hai k , Cigratte se dur rehna




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Posted on October, 12 2013 08:59:59 PM
SyedZaigham


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Jand, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.
Boss was happy and asked "what you did till evening?"

Sardar :"Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright"
shezi bhai thnx ap ke is joke ki waja se hamain buht se joke mile hain

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Posted on October, 13 2013 05:57:45 PM
rashidfarooqz


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Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Friend: yar tune jis ladki ko naadi me dubne se bachaya tha usne phansi laga li hai.
Sradaragal hai kya use toh maine sukhne k liye tang diya tha


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Posted on October, 13 2013 09:22:36 PM
rashidfarooqz


Age: 52 Male
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Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Boss : Likhna Parhna aata hai?
Sardar : Likhna aata hai parhna nai.
Boss : Apna naam likho
Sardar : h%$*l3@tm(*^&%
Boss : Ye Kya Likha Hai?
Sardar : Kaha Tha Likhna Ata hai

Parhna nai




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Posted on October, 14 2013 04:52:44 PM
Meharge143


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Status : Offline		 f9y.


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Posted on October, 14 2013 11:10:09 PM
SyedZaigham


Age: 36 Male
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Status : Offline		 Santa: yar Banta tu mujhse bahut sari baten chupata h....
Banta: nahi yar aisa nahi h...
Santa: nahi yar tune chupai h mujhse baat.
Banta: nahi chupai yar...
Santa: Mai bol raha Hun na ki mujhe pata h tune mujhse baat chupai h...
Banta: acha to phir Bata na ki kya baat chupai h.
Santa: ullo jab tune baat chupa hi li to mujhe kaise pata chalega ki tune kaun si baat chupai hai.

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Posted on October, 15 2013 06:05:46 PM
SyedZaigham


Age: 36 Male
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Status : Offline		 Santa: yar Banta tu mujhse bahut sari baten chupata h....
Banta: nahi yar aisa nahi h...
Santa: nahi yar tune chupai h mujhse baat.
Banta: nahi chupai yar...
Santa: Mai bol raha Hun na ki mujhe pata h tune mujhse baat chupai h...
Banta: acha to phir Bata na ki kya baat chupai h.
Santa: ullo jab tune baat chupa hi li to mujhe kaise pata chalega ki tune kaun si baat chupai hai....................


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Posted on October, 16 2013 05:47:03 PM
rashidfarooqz


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Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 TWO BRILLIANT MINDS
2 Sardar pani peeny gae to Glass ulta para tha

First Sardar: yara is ka to moo he band hai
Second Sardar: Aakho Thalu V Leak A



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Posted on October, 17 2013 10:50:43 PM
rashidfarooqz


Age: 52 Male
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Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Sardar Ko Aik Bandar Mila. Wo Usay Police Station Le Gaya.

Inspector: Isay Zoo Le Jao

Aglay Roz Inspector Ne Sardar Ko Bandar K Saath Bus Stop Pe Dekha

Inspector: Isay Zoo Nahi Le Kar Gaye?

Sardar: Kal Main Isay Zoo Le Gaya Tha, BaRa Maza Aaya. Aaj Hum Dono Film Dekhnay Ja Rahay Hain



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Posted on October, 18 2013 04:07:02 PM
rashidfarooqz


Age: 52 Male
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Total Posts: 16735
Points : 17

Location:
Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Sardar baalti mai pani le ke ja raha tha, ke barish shuro ho gayi
Owr barish ka pani baalti mai chala gia

Sardar: Oho, Sara pani geela ho gia


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Posted on October, 19 2013 11:09:38 PM
hearthackervsgirls


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Status : Offline		 Bhai sardar to phir sardar hi hote hain. Yeh to jokes se hi pta chal gaya jo ga na.

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Posted on October, 20 2013 01:15:45 AM
rashidfarooqz


Age: 52 Male
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Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Bhikari Sardar se: Mujhe Khany ko kuch mil sakta hai?
Sardar: Kal ki roti kha lo gay?
Bhikari: Haan Jee Bilkul
Sardar: Acha tu phir kal Time se ajana


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Posted on October, 20 2013 11:37:36 AM
rashidfarooqz


Age: 52 Male
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Total Posts: 16735
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Location:
Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Sadar USA mein tha.

1 building mein aag lag gae.

Sardar Fire Brigade se:Tum logo ko Nechey Phainko main Catch karon ga.

Pehle 1 Larka aya phir larki phir admi phir aurat Sardar ne sab ko pakar liya

Phir 1 Habshi aya to Sardar ne chor diya aur bola:

O kanjro jehray sarr gaye ne O te na Sutto



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Posted on October, 21 2013 08:45:07 PM
rashidfarooqz


Age: 52 Male
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Points : 17

Location:
Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 3 Sardar film "Sholay" daikhny gaye
.
Hero ne kaha "Basanti en kutton ke samny mat nachna
.
Sardar khary hokar boly: "Ticket lia hai, eska baap bhi nachega"


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Posted on October, 23 2013 06:32:24 PM
Awais148


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Status : Offline		 hahahahaha nice joke rashid bhai sardar aise hi hote hain

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Posted on October, 23 2013 07:22:12 PM
rashidfarooqz


Age: 52 Male
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Points : 17

Location:
Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Sardar: Bhai Sahb Saddar Bazar konsi Bus jayegi?
Admi: 23 number
1 ghanta baad wo admi wapis aya tu dekha Sardar udhar hi khara tha
Admi: Sardar G tum gaye nahi??
Sardar: Bas yar 20 Bus guzar gayi hai, sirf 2 owr bhi guzar jaye tu 23wien ajayegi, phir jawonga




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Posted on November, 05 2013 10:37:31 PM
rashidfarooqz


Age: 52 Male
4806 days old here
Total Posts: 16735
Points : 17

Location:
Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 1 Sardar apny Jaib mai Pathar dal ke Ja raha tha
Kesi ne pocha: Esa kion kar rahy ho?

Sardar: es dunia mai us ki Qadar hoti hai, jes ki Jaib bhaari hoti hai.


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Posted on November, 06 2013 09:08:06 PM
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