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Shezi143


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Subject : Sardar!
Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.

Boss was happy and asked "what you did till evening?"

Sardar :"Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright"


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Posted on May, 24 2012 11:39:15 AM


shadabnaqvi1


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Masjid mai elaan hogia ke
.
1 bacha mela hai JIN KA HAI, aa ke le jayen
.
1 Pathan jaldi agia owr bola: Mujhe bhi dikhawo "JIN" ka bacha kesa hota hai !

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Posted on September, 01 2013 10:28:34 PM

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2 Sardar Sending Sms Their Girlfriend

1st Sardar: Mai Tere Mobile Se Teri Girlfriend Ko Sms Bheju.
2nd Sardar: No No No.
1st Sardar: But Why ?
2nd Sardar: Usne Handwriting Pahchal Li To



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Posted on September, 01 2013 10:30:30 PM

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hahahaahahahahaha


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Posted on September, 02 2013 06:45:09 AM

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In meals at Emma's, only children
and grandchildren rated given names.
In-laws owned a separate nomenclature.
Abuse was served in equal portions
with beef brisket and bloodied purple beets.
Aunt Ellen was "the Greek."
Aunt Rosalie was "the Blonde."
German Uncle Dick was "that Dutchman."
And my gentle father was "Hitler."
If Rosalie asked for dinner rolls,
Emma would say, "Hitler took them,
to the Blonde he should pass."
It was more accusation
than table manners. Prisoners
of the failed detente called family,
we stared at shame reflected in the borscht
and ate fast. At least the food was good.

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Posted on September, 02 2013 09:17:06 AM

hearthackervsgirls


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hahahahahahhaha. sardar is always rocking. sardar ki kya hi bat hai.

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Posted on September, 02 2013 09:31:47 AM

SHAGIRDeIQBAL


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hone laga aitbaar
Tanha lamhon mein apne..

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Posted on September, 02 2013 02:36:34 PM

shadabnaqvi1


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sardar ko r phathn ko kbi smjh nh aye ge ye hmysha aisy he rahen gyn ye nh sudher skty hain dono

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Posted on September, 02 2013 04:12:40 PM

Awais148


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bhai g sardar phr sardar ae kerda apni merzi ae bongian vi maze diyan marda ae

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Posted on September, 03 2013 09:54:22 AM

hearthackervsgirls


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sardar k jokes mujhe buhat passand hain, lakin mare inbox main aik bhi nahi hai.

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Posted on September, 03 2013 10:00:33 AM

SHAGIRDeIQBAL


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kitaab meri, Qalam meri, Soch meri
Magar Jo Likhay May Nay wo khayal Tere Hain,

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Posted on September, 03 2013 03:57:59 PM

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Keyboard alphabets were not
in order, so I made it alright
Sardar hay na kuch asa to karna hi tha.


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Posted on September, 03 2013 10:22:21 PM

shadabnaqvi1


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v funny yraa i like funny txtss koi r b sher kru agr hain tu

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Posted on September, 03 2013 11:20:17 PM

rashidfarooqz


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Sardar shampoo sar k sath Kandho par b lga rha tha..
Wife-Kandho pe shmpoo Q lga re ho?

Sardar-oye ye koi aam shmpoo ni h, Head & Shoulder hai

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Posted on September, 03 2013 11:20:26 PM

Awais148


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Sardar shampoo sar k sath Kandho par b lga rha tha..
Wife-Kandho pe shmpoo Q lga re ho?
Sardar-oye ye koi aam shmpoo ni h, Head & Shoulder hai..............hahahahaha
rashid bhai wah

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Posted on September, 04 2013 09:01:38 AM

rashidfarooqz


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Sardar park me baita tha
Frnd:kya kar raha hai?
Sardar:badla le raha hu.
Frnd:kise?
Sardar: waqt ne muje barbad kiya
hai, ab me waqt barbad kar raha hoon



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Posted on September, 04 2013 09:11:18 PM

SHAGIRDeIQBAL


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a girl to doctor on phone:
Meri behn ko curent laga hai , hm kia krein?
Doctor:
Ap 2 nafal shukraney k ada krein k ap ki taraf light hai.

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Posted on September, 04 2013 10:08:19 PM

facebook1234


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1 Pathan Cinema mai Film dekh raha tha.
.
Film mai 1 Shair dowarty howe araha tha.
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Pathan ne dekha tu dar gia, owr apni chadir kandhy pa dal kar bhaagny laga
Logo ne kaha: Khan Sahib mat daro, yai tu film hai
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Pathan: Wo tu mujh ko bhi pata hai ke yai film hai, lekin wo tu janwar hai, usko kia pata

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Posted on September, 05 2013 12:09:43 AM

facebook1234


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Pathan 2 Shopkeeper: 1 Kala bulb daina !
Shopkeeper: Kaalay buld ka kia karna hai?
.
Pathan: Dopehr mai sonay ke lie andhair karna hai

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Posted on September, 05 2013 12:17:55 AM

SHAGIRDeIQBAL


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jab barish hoti hai, Tum yaad aate ho.
Jab kali ghata chaye, Tum yaad ate ho,
Jab bheegte hain tum yaad aate ho,
Bataoo Meri umbrella Kab wapis kro ge.

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Posted on September, 06 2013 09:33:12 AM

SyedZaigham


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If a Girl has balance in her
cell,
then she definitely has a
boyfriend...
.
.
.
.
.
.
And If a Boy has sufficient
balance in his cell,
then he surely does not have
any Girlfriend...
agree ? .........................

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Posted on September, 06 2013 05:37:27 PM