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prince3 Age: 33 5006 days old here Total Posts: 1841 Points : 255 Location: lahore, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : SMS (closed) World Top 3 Sweetest Sleeps* 1:- Sleeping on Moms Lap When We Are Tired. 2:- Sleeping on Lover’s Shoulder When We Are Alone. ... 3:- Sleeping With Open Eyes When Our Teachers Are Teaching :-) Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 28 2011 02:40:49 PM

jasmin Age: 31 3957 days old here Total Posts: 865 Points : 408 Location: sukkur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Patient to Doctor : Apne nurse bauhat aachhi rakhi hai, uska hath lagte he main theek ho geya..!! Doctor : Janta hoon, thhapad ki awaaz mujhe bhi sunai di thi.. Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 15 2014 11:52:31 AM

jasmin Age: 31 3957 days old here Total Posts: 865 Points : 408 Location: sukkur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Boy:- Jaanu Humare Pyaar Ke Bare Me Kisi Ko Mat Batana… . . . . . . . . . . Girl:- Tumhari Bahen Ko To Zaroor Bataungi. Kehti Thi Koi “Kutta” Hi Hoga Jo Tujhse Pyaar Karega.. Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 15 2014 11:54:47 AM

jasmin Age: 31 3957 days old here Total Posts: 865 Points : 408 Location: sukkur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Full form of Girl . . G :Gappo mai sab se agey .. I : Innocent sirf shakal se .. R : Rone ki automatic machine . . L : Ladai me sab ki maa..:P:P true Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 15 2014 11:55:59 AM

jasmin Age: 31 3957 days old here Total Posts: 865 Points : 408 Location: sukkur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Dukandar ek aurat ko kapre dikha dikha k thak gaya.. . . . akhir bola, mujhe afsos hai apko koi kapra pasand nahi aaya.. . . . . . . . . . . . . Aurat:” Koi baat nahi mai to wese bhi sabzi lene aayi thi…:P:P Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 15 2014 11:57:56 AM

Age: 31

3957 days old here
Total Posts: 865
Points : 408

Location:
sukkur, Pakistan

Status : Offline

Urdu ke liye 1 dabayye, English ke liye 2 dabayye.
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Saala ye to Hindi bolne wale ke sath nainsafi hai..:P:P

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Posted on January, 15 2014 11:59:02 AM

jasmin Age: 31 3957 days old here Total Posts: 865 Points : 408 Location: sukkur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Shaadi main ek SMART ladka ladki se:”aap dance karogi..) . . Ladki sharma k boli:”yes …” . . . Ladka pyar se bola: . . . . . . . To phir aapki “kursi” main le jaon didi..?? Girl Shocked- Boy Rocked..:P:P Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 15 2014 12:00:03 PM

MalikSahab Age: 30 4220 days old here Total Posts: 353 Points : 126 Location: Jalalpur Pirwala (Multan), Pakistan Status : Offline	If U Never Taste A Bad Apple. You Would Never Appreciate A Good Apple. Sometimes We Need To Experience Bitterness Of Life To Understand The Value Of Sweetness. Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 15 2014 12:42:42 PM

Age: 30

4220 days old here
Total Posts: 353
Points : 126

Location:
Jalalpur Pirwala (Multan), Pakistan

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Good Relations doesn't need
any promises any terms or conditions..

it just need two wonderful people.
One cool like me..
one sweet like u!

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Posted on January, 15 2014 12:45:35 PM

MalikSahab Age: 30 4220 days old here Total Posts: 353 Points : 126 Location: Jalalpur Pirwala (Multan), Pakistan Status : Offline	Malik: Abhi tak tujh se machar nahi maray? Mairy kaanon mai gunguna rahay hain . Nokar: Sahib! Mai ne machar mar deye hain, yai tu unki bewiyan hai jo bewa ho kar ro rahi hain Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 15 2014 12:48:32 PM

Age: 30

4220 days old here
Total Posts: 353
Points : 126

Location:
Jalalpur Pirwala (Multan), Pakistan

Status : Offline

True Msg Ever Read You & Your Feelings

Are Important To Your Friends Tilll

They Are Single :-p

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Posted on January, 15 2014 12:52:18 PM

MalikSahab Age: 30 4220 days old here Total Posts: 353 Points : 126 Location: Jalalpur Pirwala (Multan), Pakistan Status : Offline	A night hug warms the heart, A night kiss brightens the day, and A good morning to start your day! Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 15 2014 12:54:42 PM

jasmin Age: 31 3957 days old here Total Posts: 865 Points : 408 Location: sukkur, Pakistan Status : Offline	aapki muskan bahut pyari hai. aapki har ek baat nirali hai. aap khush rahe humesha yahi to khwahish humari hai.. Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 15 2014 04:34:24 PM

jasmin Age: 31 3957 days old here Total Posts: 865 Points : 408 Location: sukkur, Pakistan Status : Offline	TERI NASHILI AANKHO ME KHO GAYA MAI.. TERI BATON KI MAHAK ME KHO GAYA MAI.. JIS DIN SE DEKHA HAI TUMHE MAINE US DIN SE TUMHARA HO GAYA HU MAI Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 15 2014 04:35:34 PM

jasmin Age: 31 3957 days old here Total Posts: 865 Points : 408 Location: sukkur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Kitna adhura lagta hai jb badal ho aur barish na ho,, . jb zindagi ho aur pyaar na ho,, . jb aankhe ho aur khawab na ho,, . jb koi apna ho Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 15 2014 04:36:48 PM

jasmin Age: 31 3957 days old here Total Posts: 865 Points : 408 Location: sukkur, Pakistan Status : Offline	yun bhi to raaj khul hi jayega ek din hamari mohabbat ka... mahfil me jo hum ko chhor kar sabko salaam karte ho..!! Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 15 2014 04:38:27 PM

jasmin Age: 31 3957 days old here Total Posts: 865 Points : 408 Location: sukkur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Door jakar bhi hum door jaa na sakenge, Kitna royenge hum bata na sakenge, Gham iska nahi ki aap mil na sakoge, Dard is baat ka hoga ki hum aapko bhula na sakenge/. Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 15 2014 04:39:53 PM

jasmin Age: 31 3957 days old here Total Posts: 865 Points : 408 Location: sukkur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Aapki Aankhen Uchi Hui To Dua Ban Gai Neechi Hui To Haya Ban Gai Jo Jhuk Kar Uthi To Khata Ban Gai Aur Uth Kar Jhuki To Ada Ban Gai. Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 15 2014 04:41:42 PM

jasmin Age: 31 3957 days old here Total Posts: 865 Points : 408 Location: sukkur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Saare Riste Toot Ke Chur Chur Ho Gaye Woh Dhire Dhire Humse Dur Ho Gaye Meri Khamosi Meri Gunah Ban Gayi Aur Woh Gunah Kar Kar Bhi Bekasur Ho Gaye.. Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 15 2014 04:42:47 PM

jasmin Age: 31 3957 days old here Total Posts: 865 Points : 408 Location: sukkur, Pakistan Status : Offline	ehte Hai Insan Apni Kismat Khud Likhta Hai, Or Shayad Ye Galat Hai, Kyoki Agar Apnni Kismat Khud Likh Pate, To Kisi Ke Pas Aaj Dard Na Hota. Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 15 2014 04:44:35 PM

jasmin Age: 31 3957 days old here Total Posts: 865 Points : 408 Location: sukkur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subah ki pyari roshni k 7, Panchiyo k chehaknek 7, Kaliyo k khilne k7 1 pyare ehsas k 7 1 Naye viswas k7 Apko happy makarsankarati 1 mithi Muskan k7 Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 15 2014 04:45:38 PM