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prince3


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World Top 3 Sweetest Sleeps*

1:- Sleeping on Moms Lap When We Are Tired.

2:- Sleeping on Lover’s Shoulder When We Are Alone.
...
3:- Sleeping With Open Eyes When Our Teachers Are Teaching :-)

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Posted on February, 28 2011 02:40:49 PM


0irha0


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Never give a chance to anyone to snatch ur smile
Never give a chance to anyone to snatch ur smile..
Remember..! The world is for u, u are not for the world..
Be special always..
Good morning.

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Posted on January, 14 2014 11:43:19 AM

0irha0


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LIFE is calculated in smiles per hour
Speed is calculated in miles per hour,
LIFE is calculated in smiles per hour

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Posted on January, 14 2014 11:44:35 AM

jasmin


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Kaho Usi Se Jo Na Kahe Kisi Se,
Maango Usi Se Jo Dede Khushi Se,
Chaho Usi Ko Jo Mile Kismat Se,
Dosti Karo Usi Se Jo Nibhaye Hassi Se.

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Posted on January, 14 2014 11:44:39 AM

0irha0


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If you’re stressed, you get pimples
If you’re stressed, you get pimples.
If you cry, you get wrinkles. So just
smile and get dimples.

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Posted on January, 14 2014 11:45:45 AM

0irha0


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it will either warm their heart
Smile…
it will either warm their heart
or piss them off…
either way, YOU WIN :P

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Posted on January, 14 2014 11:46:50 AM

jasmin


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Meri Jindgi Teri Panaho Me Rahe
Mar Bi Jaye To Teri Baahon Me Rahe
Tere Labo Pe Hamesha Muskurahat Rahe
Aur Tere Sabhi Aansu Meri Nigaho Me Rahe !!!

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Posted on January, 14 2014 11:46:58 AM

jasmin


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Wahi khamoshi wahi tanhai
Ye hawa apne saath kiski yaad layi
Hum to chand ko dekh rahe the
Phir na jane kiske liye aankhein bhar aayi !!!

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Posted on January, 14 2014 11:47:58 AM

0irha0


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Real worth of a Smile
If 5 seconds of smile can make a photograph more
beautiful then just imagine, if you keep always smiling,
how beautiful your life will be.

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Posted on January, 14 2014 11:48:01 AM

jasmin


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Betay pal wapas la nahi sakte
Sukhe phool wapas khila nahi sakte
Kabhi kabhi lagta hai aap hamein bhul gaye
par dil kehta hai k aap hamein bhula nai sakte..

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Posted on January, 14 2014 11:49:00 AM

0irha0


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Smile to solve the problems
Successful People always have two things on there lips,
Silence & Smile. .
Smile to solve the problems..
& Silence to avoid the problems

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Posted on January, 14 2014 11:49:49 AM

0irha0


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A girl’s smile
Of course A girl’s smile is more cheerful than boy’s
smile..
but A boy single tear is much more painful then a girl’s
cry

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Posted on January, 14 2014 11:50:51 AM

0irha0


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If you’re stressed, you’ll get pimples
If you’re stressed, you’ll get pimples.
If you cry, you’ll get wrinkles.
So, why don’t smile and get dimples?
Keep Smiling! It’s very simple.

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Posted on January, 14 2014 11:52:04 AM

jasmin


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Ladkiya 1 sandle ki jodi khrid k
aayegi
aur pure mohhalle me kehti firegi-
Aaj mein Shopping kar ke aayi huin..!
.
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.
Aur ladke 5000 ki daru p kar aate
hai-
fir bhi chup hap so jate hai,
kahi Bapu ko pata na chal jaye...
# rex

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Posted on January, 14 2014 11:52:14 AM

0irha0


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Cute Flirt about SMILE
Cute Flirt
Boy asked his grlfrnd-
tumhari smile mcdonalds se aayi hai kya?
Girl gets confused AnD Asks-
why?
…Boy-
because I am loving it..

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Posted on January, 14 2014 11:53:11 AM

jasmin


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oy- I Love you.
.
.
Girl- I’m engaged with
someone

and i have a boyfriend
& i also have 2 serious afairs.

.
.
Boy(after long thinking)

“DEKH LE KUCH ADJUST HO SAKE TOH”..

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Posted on January, 14 2014 11:53:15 AM

jasmin


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Girl:”Is dress ka kya price hai.. ??
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Shopkeeper:”Sirf 5 kiss,
.
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Girl:”Aur us dress ka.. ??
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Shopkeeper:”10 kiss..
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Girl:”Dono dress pack kardo, bill daadi
dengi..

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Posted on January, 14 2014 11:54:17 AM

0irha0


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The best kinds of laughter
The best kinds of laughter:
1. Laughing so hard that your laugh becomes silent.
2. Laughing so hard that you feel a six pack coming on.
3. Laughing so hard that tears start coming out.

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Posted on January, 14 2014 11:54:17 AM

0irha0


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A smile gives red color 2 ur cheek
A smile gives red color 2 ur cheeks,
white color to ur teeth,
pink color 2 ur lips,
silver color 2 ur eyes.
So keep smilimg and enjoy the colors of lifes.

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Posted on January, 14 2014 11:55:30 AM

jasmin


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Boy: Muj se Shadi karo gi?
Girl: Nahi Boy: Q Nahi?
Girl: Ghar Wale Nahi Many gy!
Boy: Ghar me Kon Kon hy?
Girl: 1 Husband or 4 Bache.
Boy. Thek ha baji..

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Posted on January, 14 2014 11:55:39 AM

jasmin


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New Sign board at a Pakistani Petrol Pump
“Please Don’t Smoke
here!
We know Your Life has no value
But
Petrol is very expensive”:-D:-)

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Posted on January, 14 2014 11:56:59 AM