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prince3 Age: 33 5006 days old here Total Posts: 1841 Points : 255 Location: lahore, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : SMS (closed) World Top 3 Sweetest Sleeps* 1:- Sleeping on Moms Lap When We Are Tired. 2:- Sleeping on Lover’s Shoulder When We Are Alone. ... 3:- Sleeping With Open Eyes When Our Teachers Are Teaching :-) Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 28 2011 02:40:49 PM

rashidfarooqz Age: 53 5004 days old here Total Posts: 16735 Points : 17 Location: Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan Status : Offline	Apni Furston Mai Kho K Kahin Bhool Na Jana Mujhy K Hm Mitti K Hawale Bi Ho jayen aur Tumhen Khaber Tak Na Ho Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 15 2014 10:42:44 PM

jiyakumari Age: 36 3995 days old here Total Posts: 660 Points : 359 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Wo Mujh Tak Aane Ki Raah Chahta Hai.. Lekin Meri Mohabbaton Ka Gawah Chahta Hai Khud Aate Jate Mausam Ki Tarah Hai Aur Mujhse Mohabbat Ki Inteha Chahta Hai..! Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 15 2014 10:43:08 PM

rashidfarooqz Age: 53 5004 days old here Total Posts: 16735 Points : 17 Location: Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan Status : Offline	Itni Shiddat Sy Bhi Pyar Na Karna kabhi kisi Sy, Bohat Gehrai Mein janey walay Aksar Doob jatay Hain Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 15 2014 10:45:24 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3954 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Tcher- Netaji, apka beta fail ho gaya he aur aap laddu khila rahe he? Netaji- 70 ladko ki class me 60 fail hai, bahumat to mere bete k sath he. Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 15 2014 11:09:54 PM

Age: 32

3954 days old here
Total Posts: 718
Points : 344

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

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Aashiqui 2' dekh k pata chala ki
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1 ladka 1 ladki ke liye jaan de
sakta hai
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but
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DARU nahi chhod sakta.....
Piyo bhai piyo..

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Mahek Whisky ki kabhi kam nahi hoti,
Pine se Zindgi khatam nahi hoti.

Botal k sath ho agr Namkin or Gold flake,
To Zindgi SULTAN MIRZA se kam nahi hoti. :

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Posted on January, 15 2014 11:12:13 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3954 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	ufani andheri raat me 12 baje kabristan k jungle me1 bhoot dusre ko samjha raha tha............."ghabra mat,sb vahem hai, koi Rajnikant-vajnikant nai hota...!!! Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 15 2014 11:13:14 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3954 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	oys vs GirlsWhatsApp killed SMS..!!....YouTube killed DVD..!! ....Skype killed ISD calls..!!. ...Ebay killed real life shopping..!!.. ..And....Facebook killed LIFE... !! Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 15 2014 11:14:30 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3954 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Girl-mt kr picha mera 1din royegabahar college k tu samose ki dukan kholega...........boy- tu mt thukra mera pyar,1 din pachtayegi usi dukan pe bartan manjti nazar ayegi. Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 15 2014 11:15:34 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3954 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	In whatsapp...She- gandi baat send kar na..Me- okk. !!sali kutti kamini harami pig ki bachitere baap ki ma ki aankh...she - m talking about gandi baatsong.me-Blocked Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 15 2014 11:16:41 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3954 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	College life-ASSIGNMENT copy karte time-Oye!! Ye kya likha hai??.......Jo word samajh aa raha hai wo likh,jo nai aa raha uska aisa hi design bana de!!True or not. ? Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 15 2014 11:18:01 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3954 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Touching lines said by a boy to a galduring break up:..................Behen gifts to wapis krti ja teri bhabi ko kyadunga !!!!!hahahaha Boys Thok Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 15 2014 11:19:25 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3954 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Ek African Apne Bacche Ke Sath Bus Mein Chadha Conductor:" Itna Badsoorat Baccha, Aaj Tak Nahi Dekha" African Ko Bahut Gussa Aa Gaya Santa:" Kya Hua..?? African:" Conductor Ne Meri Insult Ki Santa:" Jao Maro Saale Ko Apna Bandar Mujhe Pakda Do. Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 15 2014 11:21:41 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3954 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Santa Went To Banta's Home For Breakfast. . . . Banta: Tujhe Anda Bana Dun?? . . . Santa: Nahin Main Insan Hi Thik Hun. Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 15 2014 11:22:41 PM

Age: 32

3954 days old here
Total Posts: 718
Points : 344

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

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MADAM : Chandu chal ABCD padh kar dikha

CHANDU : Madam main ABCD padh padh kar ke thak gaya hoon

MADAM : Tumhe padhana hi hoga.

CHANDU : Madam ABCD padhali bahut, acchi bate karli bahut, ab karunga tere sath GANDI BAT, GANDI -GANDI -GANDI BAT.

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Posted on January, 15 2014 11:23:49 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3954 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Santa- Sir Hum Logo Ne Ek Asi Chij Banai He Jis Se Hum Diwar Ke Us Par Dekh Skte He. Sir- Wow Fantastick. Kya He Vo??? Banta- "Khidki". Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 15 2014 11:24:56 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3954 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Santa:- Yaar Aajkal, Judwa Bachche Paida Kyo Ho Rhe Hai? . . . . . . . Banta:- Yar Desh Me Itna Aatankwad Bad Gaya Hai, Ki Bachche Akele Aane Se Darte Hai. Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 15 2014 11:25:58 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3954 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Santa Helmet Pehankar Bahar Nikla, To Poloce Ne Kaha :- Nikal 50 Rs. Santa :- Abe Maine Helmet Pehni To Hai. Police :- Abe Par Scooter Kaha Hai?. Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 15 2014 11:27:04 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3954 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Santa: Yaar Uth Bhukamp Aa Raha Hai, Saara Ghar Hil Raha Hai. . . . . . . Banta: Soja-Soja Ghar Girega To Makaan Maalik Ka, Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 15 2014 11:28:28 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3954 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Jo Ladke Facebook Pe, Girl Friend Banane Me, Asafal Ho Jate Hai . . Wo . . . Facebook Pe Ladkiyo Ki Profile Bana Kr Boy Friend Banate Hai... :P :O Agree ?? = Thoko Like Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 15 2014 11:30:18 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3954 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Aap jaise log kuch khaas lagte hain, Dil me har waqt ek aas rakhte hain, Jaane kb ho jaaye mulaqaat aapse, Isliye hm 1 DISPRIN hmesa apne saath rkhate hai Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 15 2014 11:31:34 PM