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prince3


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lahore, Pakistan

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Subject : SMS (closed)
World Top 3 Sweetest Sleeps*

1:- Sleeping on Moms Lap When We Are Tired.

2:- Sleeping on Lover’s Shoulder When We Are Alone.
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3:- Sleeping With Open Eyes When Our Teachers Are Teaching :-)

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Posted on February, 28 2011 02:40:49 PM


rashidfarooqz


Age: 53 Male
5013 days old here
Total Posts: 16735
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Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan

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Apni Furston Mai Kho K Kahin Bhool Na Jana Mujhy
K Hm Mitti K Hawale Bi Ho jayen aur Tumhen Khaber Tak Na Ho

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Posted on January, 15 2014 10:42:44 PM

jiyakumari


Age: 36 Female
4004 days old here
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shikarpur, Pakistan

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Wo Mujh Tak Aane Ki Raah Chahta Hai..
Lekin Meri Mohabbaton Ka Gawah Chahta Hai
Khud Aate Jate Mausam Ki Tarah Hai
Aur
Mujhse Mohabbat Ki Inteha Chahta Hai..!

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Posted on January, 15 2014 10:43:08 PM

rashidfarooqz


Age: 53 Male
5013 days old here
Total Posts: 16735
Points : 17

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Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan

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Itni Shiddat Sy Bhi Pyar Na Karna kabhi kisi Sy,
Bohat Gehrai Mein janey walay Aksar Doob jatay Hain

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Posted on January, 15 2014 10:45:24 PM

lovelychandna


Age: 32 Female
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shikarpur, Pakistan

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Tcher- Netaji, apka beta fail ho gaya he aur aap laddu khila rahe he?
Netaji- 70 ladko ki class me 60 fail hai, bahumat to mere bete k sath he.

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Posted on January, 15 2014 11:09:54 PM

lovelychandna


Age: 32 Female
3963 days old here
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Points : 344

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shikarpur, Pakistan

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Aashiqui 2' dekh k pata chala ki
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1 ladka 1 ladki ke liye jaan de
sakta hai
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but
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DARU nahi chhod sakta.....
Piyo bhai piyo..

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Mahek Whisky ki kabhi kam nahi hoti,
Pine se Zindgi khatam nahi hoti.

Botal k sath ho agr Namkin or Gold flake,
To Zindgi SULTAN MIRZA se kam nahi hoti. :

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Posted on January, 15 2014 11:12:13 PM

lovelychandna


Age: 32 Female
3963 days old here
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Points : 344

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ufani andheri raat me 12 baje kabristan k jungle me1 bhoot dusre ko samjha raha tha............."ghabra mat,sb vahem hai, koi Rajnikant-vajnikant nai hota...!!!

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Posted on January, 15 2014 11:13:14 PM

lovelychandna


Age: 32 Female
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Points : 344

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shikarpur, Pakistan

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oys vs GirlsWhatsApp killed SMS..!!....YouTube killed DVD..!! ....Skype killed ISD calls..!!. ...Ebay killed real life shopping..!!.. ..And....Facebook killed LIFE... !!

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Posted on January, 15 2014 11:14:30 PM

lovelychandna


Age: 32 Female
3963 days old here
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Points : 344

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Girl-mt kr picha mera 1din royegabahar college k tu samose ki dukan kholega...........boy- tu mt thukra mera pyar,1 din pachtayegi usi dukan pe bartan manjti nazar ayegi.

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Posted on January, 15 2014 11:15:34 PM

lovelychandna


Age: 32 Female
3963 days old here
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Points : 344

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In whatsapp...She- gandi baat send kar na..Me- okk. !!sali kutti kamini harami pig ki bachitere baap ki ma ki aankh...she - m talking about gandi baatsong.me-*Blocked *

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Posted on January, 15 2014 11:16:41 PM

lovelychandna


Age: 32 Female
3963 days old here
Total Posts: 718
Points : 344

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

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College life-ASSIGNMENT copy karte time-Oye!! Ye kya likha hai??.......Jo word samajh aa raha hai wo likh,jo nai aa raha uska aisa hi design bana de!!True or not. ?

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Posted on January, 15 2014 11:18:01 PM

lovelychandna


Age: 32 Female
3963 days old here
Total Posts: 718
Points : 344

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

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Touching lines said by a boy to a galduring break up:..................Behen gifts to wapis krti ja teri bhabi ko kyadunga !!!!!hahahaha Boys Thok

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Posted on January, 15 2014 11:19:25 PM

lovelychandna


Age: 32 Female
3963 days old here
Total Posts: 718
Points : 344

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

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Ek African Apne Bacche Ke Sath Bus
Mein Chadha
Conductor:" Itna Badsoorat
Baccha,
Aaj Tak Nahi Dekha"
African Ko Bahut Gussa Aa Gaya
Santa:" Kya Hua..??
African:" Conductor Ne Meri Insult
Ki
Santa:" Jao Maro Saale Ko
Apna Bandar Mujhe Pakda Do.

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Posted on January, 15 2014 11:21:41 PM

lovelychandna


Age: 32 Female
3963 days old here
Total Posts: 718
Points : 344

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

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Santa Went To Banta's Home For
Breakfast.
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Banta: Tujhe Anda Bana Dun??
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Santa: Nahin Main Insan Hi Thik
Hun.

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Posted on January, 15 2014 11:22:41 PM

lovelychandna


Age: 32 Female
3963 days old here
Total Posts: 718
Points : 344

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

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MADAM : Chandu chal ABCD padh kar dikha

CHANDU : Madam main ABCD padh padh kar ke thak gaya hoon

MADAM : Tumhe padhana hi hoga.

CHANDU : Madam ABCD padhali bahut, acchi bate karli bahut, ab karunga tere sath GANDI BAT, GANDI -GANDI -GANDI BAT.

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Posted on January, 15 2014 11:23:49 PM

lovelychandna


Age: 32 Female
3963 days old here
Total Posts: 718
Points : 344

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

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Santa- Sir Hum Logo Ne Ek Asi Chij Banai He
Jis Se Hum Diwar Ke Us Par Dekh Skte He.
Sir- Wow Fantastick. Kya He Vo???
Banta- "Khidki".


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Posted on January, 15 2014 11:24:56 PM

lovelychandna


Age: 32 Female
3963 days old here
Total Posts: 718
Points : 344

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

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Santa:- Yaar Aajkal,
Judwa Bachche Paida Kyo Ho Rhe Hai?
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Banta:- Yar Desh Me Itna Aatankwad Bad Gaya Hai,
Ki Bachche Akele Aane Se Darte Hai.

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Posted on January, 15 2014 11:25:58 PM

lovelychandna


Age: 32 Female
3963 days old here
Total Posts: 718
Points : 344

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

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Santa Helmet Pehankar Bahar Nikla,
To Poloce Ne Kaha :- Nikal 50 Rs.
Santa :- Abe Maine Helmet Pehni To Hai.
Police :- Abe Par Scooter Kaha Hai?.

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Posted on January, 15 2014 11:27:04 PM

lovelychandna


Age: 32 Female
3963 days old here
Total Posts: 718
Points : 344

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

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Santa: Yaar Uth Bhukamp Aa Raha Hai,
Saara Ghar Hil Raha Hai.
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Banta: Soja-Soja Ghar Girega To
Makaan Maalik Ka,

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Posted on January, 15 2014 11:28:28 PM

lovelychandna


Age: 32 Female
3963 days old here
Total Posts: 718
Points : 344

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

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Jo Ladke Facebook Pe,
Girl Friend Banane Me,
Asafal Ho Jate Hai
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Wo
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Facebook Pe Ladkiyo Ki Profile
Bana Kr Boy Friend Banate Hai... :P :O
Agree ?? = Thoko Like

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Posted on January, 15 2014 11:30:18 PM

lovelychandna


Age: 32 Female
3963 days old here
Total Posts: 718
Points : 344

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

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Aap jaise log kuch khaas lagte hain,
Dil me har waqt ek aas rakhte hain,
Jaane kb ho jaaye mulaqaat aapse,
Isliye hm 1 DISPRIN hmesa apne saath rkhate hai

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Posted on January, 15 2014 11:31:34 PM