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prince3


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World Top 3 Sweetest Sleeps*

1:- Sleeping on Moms Lap When We Are Tired.

2:- Sleeping on Lover’s Shoulder When We Are Alone.
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3:- Sleeping With Open Eyes When Our Teachers Are Teaching :-)

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Posted on February, 28 2011 02:40:49 PM


0irha0


Age: 31 Female
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The Real Strength
We can smile even though we are hurting and
we can feel happy even though we are unhappy.
It’s called strength

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Posted on January, 14 2014 11:57:31 AM

jasmin


Age: 31 Female
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Urdu ke liye 1 dabayye, English ke liye 2 dabayye.
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Saala ye to Hindi bolne wale ke sath nainsafi hai..:P:P

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Posted on January, 14 2014 11:58:05 AM

jasmin


Age: 31 Female
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Ladke agar ameer ban jaye,
toh bigad jate hain
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and…
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ladkiya agr bigad jati hai toh
ameer ban jati hai..:P:P

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Posted on January, 14 2014 11:59:07 AM

0irha0


Age: 31 Female
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Tears can sometimes be more special than
Tears can sometimes be more special than
smiles..
For smiles can be given to any one..
but, tears are only shed for people we love…

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Posted on January, 14 2014 11:59:43 AM

jasmin


Age: 31 Female
3967 days old here
Total Posts: 865
Points : 408

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1st Friend:” Yaar Mai Jis Ladki Ko
Chahta Hu,
Usne Mujhse Shadi Nahi Ki..
2nd Friend:” Tumne Use Bataya K Tera
Chacha
Crorepati Hai ??
1st Friend:” Haa mene bataya Tha..
2nd Friend:” To Phir ??
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1st Friend:” Ab Wo Meri Chachi Hai..
Hahaha…

Moral : Bc paisa aur ladki dangerous combination..:P:P

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Posted on January, 14 2014 12:00:38 PM

0irha0


Age: 31 Female
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Smile will be complete when it begins with your heart
Smile will be complete when it begins with your heart,
reflects in your eyes and ends with a glow on your face!!

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Posted on January, 14 2014 12:00:50 PM

0irha0


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Qayamat Toot Parti Hai Zara Se Hont Hilne Par
Qayamat Toot Parti Hai Zara Se Hont Hilne Par
Najanay Kya Hashar Ho ga Jab Wo Muskraaye Gi

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Posted on January, 14 2014 12:01:59 PM

jasmin


Age: 31 Female
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Ek ladka bhagte hue ek ladki ke pas gaya aur bola .

“mai tumse dosti karna chahta hu”, ……
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Ladki boli : “to hamari dushmani kab thi BHAAIIIYYAA” . . ..

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Ladka shocks… Ladki rocks

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Posted on January, 14 2014 12:02:06 PM

jasmin


Age: 31 Female
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Bat ko mzak me ni lena..
Jab se nayaa saal shuru hua hai tab se ap keh rahay ho k
Ye 2 Hazaar Tera Hai.
(2013)
To Plz mere 2 Hazaar mujhe day kar kahaani khatam karo.
Eid Ki Shoping Karni Hai…!!

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Posted on January, 14 2014 12:03:46 PM

jasmin


Age: 31 Female
3967 days old here
Total Posts: 865
Points : 408

Location:
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Gf:”jaan socha call kar loon, tum mujhe miss kar
rhe
hoge.”…
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Bf:”kamini abhi 15 min pehle to ladai karke bethii
h..aur ek dm se itna pyar kaise aa rha
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Gf: maa ki ankh, fir tera no. Lag gya….

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Posted on January, 14 2014 12:04:50 PM

jasmin


Age: 31 Female
3967 days old here
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Points : 408

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Sabse himmat wala insan kaun hai..?
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Woh jo LOOSE MOTION me bhi GAS chodne ka
risk leta hai…..:P

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Posted on January, 14 2014 12:05:53 PM

jasmin


Age: 31 Female
3967 days old here
Total Posts: 865
Points : 408

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Classic Insult!!
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Mere pass Facebook hai,
BBM Hai, Twitter hai,
WhatsApp hai
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tumhare pas kya hai..? .
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Smart ans: Mere paas
“Aur bhi kaam hain”.

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Posted on January, 14 2014 12:06:55 PM

jasmin


Age: 31 Female
3967 days old here
Total Posts: 865
Points : 408

Location:
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Suppose Girls are genius
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Hahahahahahahah
ahahahahhahahah a
Mere se to suppose bhi nhi ho
raha yar,
tum hi try karo

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Posted on January, 14 2014 12:08:04 PM

jasmin


Age: 31 Female
3967 days old here
Total Posts: 865
Points : 408

Location:
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Papu addmission lene college gaya..
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Principle:”Mai tum se 1 Mushkil sawal puchun
ya 10 Asaan.. ??
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Papu:”1 mushkil sawaal..
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Principle:”Batao Din pehle aata hai ya Raat.. ??
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Papu:”Din..
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Principle:”wo kaise.. ??
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Papu:”Sorry sir ye Aap ne Dusra sawal puch
liya..

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Posted on January, 14 2014 12:09:12 PM

jasmin


Age: 31 Female
3967 days old here
Total Posts: 865
Points : 408

Location:
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Aunty: Beta Mummy
ghar pe hain kya??
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Bacha Sprite Peete Hue:
Apki SETTING to papa
se hai na, Papa Ghar Pe
Hi hain.”
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Sidhi Baat..
No Bakwas!!
Oops tofaN baCha
thA …..

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Posted on January, 14 2014 12:10:18 PM

rahulthebest36


Age: 29 Male
4034 days old here
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shikarpur, Pakistan

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Aaj market me kisi par nazar padhi...
Handsome,
Inteligent,
smart,
Graceful,
Decent
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Pass ja kar dekha...
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Kambakht 'Mirror' tha..!!


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Posted on January, 14 2014 12:38:01 PM

rahulthebest36


Age: 29 Male
4034 days old here
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Points : 149

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Pyara sa koi sandesh bhej do,

DOSTI ka saccha updesh bhej do.

Agar Dost ko 1 sms na bhej sko,

To kal subah uthkar kisi ko apna Mobile BECH DO.

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Posted on January, 14 2014 12:39:38 PM

rahulthebest36


Age: 29 Male
4034 days old here
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Points : 149

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Bekar Ki ZINDAGI Hum Jia Ni Krte
EXPIRE Hone Wali DOSTI Hm Kiya Ni Krte
Mere SMS apko LIFETIME milte Rhege
QKI
REPLY Ki Chinta Hum Kiya Nai Krte.

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Posted on January, 14 2014 12:40:48 PM

rahulthebest36


Age: 29 Male
4034 days old here
Total Posts: 5184
Points : 149

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

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Class Rooms r like Train

1st 2 benches r Executive Coaches-Reserved for VIP

Middle 2 r Genral Compartment

N Last 2 r Sleeper Class..:S:

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Posted on January, 14 2014 12:41:53 PM

rahulthebest36


Age: 29 Male
4034 days old here
Total Posts: 5184
Points : 149

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

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Smart Girl
Girl:"Apple ka Rate kya hai.?
Applewala:"100 Rs ke 10
Girl:"kuch kam karo na plz..
Applwala:"Acha aap 80 ke 8 lelo..
Girl:"Thanku

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Posted on January, 14 2014 12:43:10 PM