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prince3 Age: 33 5047 days old here Total Posts: 1841 Points : 255 Location: lahore, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : SMS (closed) World Top 3 Sweetest Sleeps* 1:- Sleeping on Moms Lap When We Are Tired. 2:- Sleeping on Lover’s Shoulder When We Are Alone. ... 3:- Sleeping With Open Eyes When Our Teachers Are Teaching :-) Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 28 2011 02:40:49 PM

0irha0 Age: 31 4343 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	The Real Strength We can smile even though we are hurting and we can feel happy even though we are unhappy. It’s called strength Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 14 2014 11:57:31 AM

jasmin

Age: 31

3998 days old here
Total Posts: 865
Points : 408

Location:
sukkur, Pakistan

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Urdu ke liye 1 dabayye, English ke liye 2 dabayye.
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Saala ye to Hindi bolne wale ke sath nainsafi hai..:P:P

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Posted on January, 14 2014 11:58:05 AM

jasmin Age: 31 3998 days old here Total Posts: 865 Points : 408 Location: sukkur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Ladke agar ameer ban jaye, toh bigad jate hain . . and… . . . . . . ladkiya agr bigad jati hai toh ameer ban jati hai..:P:P Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 14 2014 11:59:07 AM

0irha0 Age: 31 4343 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	Tears can sometimes be more special than Tears can sometimes be more special than smiles.. For smiles can be given to any one.. but, tears are only shed for people we love… Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 14 2014 11:59:43 AM

jasmin

Age: 31

3998 days old here
Total Posts: 865
Points : 408

Location:
sukkur, Pakistan

Status : Offline

1st Friend:” Yaar Mai Jis Ladki Ko
Chahta Hu,
Usne Mujhse Shadi Nahi Ki..
2nd Friend:” Tumne Use Bataya K Tera
Chacha
Crorepati Hai ??
1st Friend:” Haa mene bataya Tha..
2nd Friend:” To Phir ??
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1st Friend:” Ab Wo Meri Chachi Hai..
Hahaha…

Moral : Bc paisa aur ladki dangerous combination..:P:P

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Posted on January, 14 2014 12:00:38 PM

0irha0 Age: 31 4343 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	Smile will be complete when it begins with your heart Smile will be complete when it begins with your heart, reflects in your eyes and ends with a glow on your face!! Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 14 2014 12:00:50 PM

0irha0 Age: 31 4343 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	Qayamat Toot Parti Hai Zara Se Hont Hilne Par Qayamat Toot Parti Hai Zara Se Hont Hilne Par Najanay Kya Hashar Ho ga Jab Wo Muskraaye Gi Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 14 2014 12:01:59 PM

jasmin

Age: 31

3998 days old here
Total Posts: 865
Points : 408

Location:
sukkur, Pakistan

Status : Offline

Ek ladka bhagte hue ek ladki ke pas gaya aur bola .

“mai tumse dosti karna chahta hu”, ……
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Ladki boli : “to hamari dushmani kab thi BHAAIIIYYAA” . . ..

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Ladka shocks… Ladki rocks

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Posted on January, 14 2014 12:02:06 PM

jasmin Age: 31 3998 days old here Total Posts: 865 Points : 408 Location: sukkur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Bat ko mzak me ni lena.. Jab se nayaa saal shuru hua hai tab se ap keh rahay ho k Ye 2 Hazaar Tera Hai. (2013) To Plz mere 2 Hazaar mujhe day kar kahaani khatam karo. Eid Ki Shoping Karni Hai…!! Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 14 2014 12:03:46 PM

jasmin Age: 31 3998 days old here Total Posts: 865 Points : 408 Location: sukkur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Gf:”jaan socha call kar loon, tum mujhe miss kar rhe hoge.”… . . . Bf:”kamini abhi 15 min pehle to ladai karke bethii h..aur ek dm se itna pyar kaise aa rha h”. .. …. … … . . . . Gf: maa ki ankh, fir tera no. Lag gya…. Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 14 2014 12:04:50 PM

jasmin Age: 31 3998 days old here Total Posts: 865 Points : 408 Location: sukkur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Sabse himmat wala insan kaun hai..? ? ? ? ? ? ? Woh jo LOOSE MOTION me bhi GAS chodne ka risk leta hai…..:P Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 14 2014 12:05:53 PM

jasmin Age: 31 3998 days old here Total Posts: 865 Points : 408 Location: sukkur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Classic Insult!! . . Mere pass Facebook hai, BBM Hai, Twitter hai, WhatsApp hai . . . tumhare pas kya hai..? . . Smart ans: Mere paas “Aur bhi kaam hain”. Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 14 2014 12:06:55 PM

jasmin Age: 31 3998 days old here Total Posts: 865 Points : 408 Location: sukkur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Suppose Girls are genius ? ? ? ? ? ? Hahahahahahahah ahahahahhahahah a Mere se to suppose bhi nhi ho raha yar, tum hi try karo Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 14 2014 12:08:04 PM

jasmin Age: 31 3998 days old here Total Posts: 865 Points : 408 Location: sukkur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Papu addmission lene college gaya.. . . Principle:”Mai tum se 1 Mushkil sawal puchun ya 10 Asaan.. ?? . Papu:”1 mushkil sawaal.. . Principle:”Batao Din pehle aata hai ya Raat.. ?? . . Papu:”Din.. . Principle:”wo kaise.. ?? . . Papu:”Sorry sir ye Aap ne Dusra sawal puch liya.. Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 14 2014 12:09:12 PM

jasmin Age: 31 3998 days old here Total Posts: 865 Points : 408 Location: sukkur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Aunty: Beta Mummy ghar pe hain kya?? . Bacha Sprite Peete Hue: Apki SETTING to papa se hai na, Papa Ghar Pe Hi hain.” . Sidhi Baat.. No Bakwas!! Oops tofaN baCha thA ….. Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 14 2014 12:10:18 PM

rahulthebest36

Age: 29

4065 days old here
Total Posts: 5184
Points : 149

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

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Aaj market me kisi par nazar padhi...
Handsome,
Inteligent,
smart,
Graceful,
Decent
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Pass ja kar dekha...
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Kambakht 'Mirror' tha..!!

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Posted on January, 14 2014 12:38:01 PM

rahulthebest36

Age: 29

4065 days old here
Total Posts: 5184
Points : 149

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

Status : Offline

Pyara sa koi sandesh bhej do,

DOSTI ka saccha updesh bhej do.

Agar Dost ko 1 sms na bhej sko,

To kal subah uthkar kisi ko apna Mobile BECH DO.

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Posted on January, 14 2014 12:39:38 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4065 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Bekar Ki ZINDAGI Hum Jia Ni Krte EXPIRE Hone Wali DOSTI Hm Kiya Ni Krte Mere SMS apko LIFETIME milte Rhege QKI REPLY Ki Chinta Hum Kiya Nai Krte. Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 14 2014 12:40:48 PM

rahulthebest36

Age: 29

4065 days old here
Total Posts: 5184
Points : 149

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

Status : Offline

Class Rooms r like Train

1st 2 benches r Executive Coaches-Reserved for VIP

Middle 2 r Genral Compartment

N Last 2 r Sleeper Class..:S:

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Posted on January, 14 2014 12:41:53 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4065 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Smart Girl Girl:"Apple ka Rate kya hai.? Applewala:"100 Rs ke 10 Girl:"kuch kam karo na plz.. Applwala:"Acha aap 80 ke 8 lelo.. Girl:"Thanku Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 14 2014 12:43:10 PM

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