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mazharkhan Age: 28 4246 days old here Total Posts: 4026 Points : 1924 Location: Mehar 76330, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : Intelligent Student Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 22 2014 11:37:06 PM

lovelychandna

Age: 32

3997 days old here
Total Posts: 718
Points : 344

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shikarpur, Pakistan

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12 Saal K Ladke Ne 20 Saal Ki Ladki Ko Phool Dia

Ladki Ne Kiss Dia
Wo Ghabra K Bhaga

Ladki Ne Pucha:
Kya Hua

Ladka:
Guldasta Le K Aa Raha Hu

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Posted on February, 20 2014 10:16:20 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3997 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	1st woman-kuchh suna ya nahi bharat ne hindustan par hamlakardiya hai 2nd woman- hame dar hai ki kahin ek missile mere pe nagir jaye 3rd woman-arre tumsab fikra kyon kartihohum india me rahte hai. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 20 2014 10:17:22 PM

lovelychandna

Age: 32

3997 days old here
Total Posts: 718
Points : 344

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5th class ka student apne dost se: Kitna MuskiL H SchooL Ki "Teacher" Se Pyar Karna,
2 Dost: kyun?

"LOVE-LETTER" Beja Tha...
Home Work Samz Ke Check kar DIA.

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Posted on February, 20 2014 10:18:24 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3997 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Bihari Aurat Cheque Cash karane gai Clerk- Sign karo Aurat- Kaise? Clerk- Jaise Khat k end me likhti ho. Aurat ne likha- "TOHAR CHUMMA KE INTEJAR Me, BiiiJLi.! Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 20 2014 10:20:22 PM

lovelychandna

Age: 32

3997 days old here
Total Posts: 718
Points : 344

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

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Dosti Karo College Wali Se
Pyar Karo Office Wali Se
Programme Karo Pados Wali Se

Love Karo Dil Wali se

Aur Maar Khao Gharwali se

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Posted on February, 20 2014 10:21:43 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3997 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	santa apni saliyo ke liye chudiya lekar aya saliya: jiju ap aphi pahna do haath me chudiya santa:agar pehale pata hota to chudiya ke jaga chaddi le ke ata Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 20 2014 10:22:48 PM

mazharkhan Age: 28 4246 days old here Total Posts: 4026 Points : 1924 Location: Mehar 76330, Pakistan Status : Offline	Devdas of 2011 Abbu Ne Kaha "Night Package" Chor do Maa Ne kaha "Facebook" Chor do Doston Ne kaha mobile se balance churana chor do Paro Ne kaha tum fail hogaye ho mujhe chor do . Owr . Ek din ayega jab girlfriend ky bachy bolenge Mamo ab tu hamari Ammi ka peecha chor do Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 20 2014 10:23:27 PM

lovelychandna

Age: 32

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Points : 344

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Q. What is the difference between WATCH & WIFE ..
A. Ek bigarti hai to bandh ho jati hai...

Doosari bigarti hai to -SHURU- ho jati hai

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Posted on February, 20 2014 10:23:50 PM

lovelychandna

Age: 32

3997 days old here
Total Posts: 718
Points : 344

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

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Q. What is the difference between WATCH & WIFE ..
A. Ek bigarti hai to bandh ho jati hai...

Doosari bigarti hai to -SHURU- ho jati hai

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Posted on February, 20 2014 10:24:56 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3997 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Boy-Ro Q rhi ho.. Grl-Mere marks bahut kam aaye h. Boy-Bata kitne aye h.. Grl-Sirf 90% Boy-Khuda ka khof kar zalim itne me to 2 ladke pass ho jate Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 20 2014 10:26:00 PM

mazharkhan Age: 28 4246 days old here Total Posts: 4026 Points : 1924 Location: Mehar 76330, Pakistan Status : Offline	Ek admi ne dozak mai shetan se kaha "kia mai apke mobile se apni bewi ko call karsakta hon?" Call karne ke baad admi bola: Call ke kitny paise don? Shetan bola:No charge, because hell to hell is free Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 20 2014 10:27:02 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3997 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Jack:ek din jack bike par apne 2 friends ko bethakr le ja raha tha. Policei stop.. Jack:bola bike par jagah nahi hai . Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 20 2014 10:27:07 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3997 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	BANTA: Yeh, AUTOMETICALLY kya hota hai.. SANTA: Oye tuje itna b nhi pata..Jb auto me koi ganji ladki ja rahi ho to kehte hain, AUTO-ME-TAKLI. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 20 2014 10:28:07 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3997 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Sardar wounded in an accident goes 2a doc Dr:Stitches lagana padenge Sarder:Kitne paise .. Dr:3000 Rs Sardar:Sir stitches lagwana hai, embroidery nahin karwani Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 20 2014 10:29:17 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3997 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Ladka apni dilruba se puchta hai kya pyar karna paap hai. Ladka ka dost uske kan me bolta hai abe bhag piche uska bap hai. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 20 2014 10:30:43 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3997 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	IK bAr Ek chor chori karne ek seith ke ghar pauchta he aur zoroo se chilata he sona kaha he .. Sona kaha he .. seith uthta he aur kehta he mein idhar soo raha hu.. tu udhar soo jaa.. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 20 2014 10:31:50 PM

mazharkhan Age: 28 4246 days old here Total Posts: 4026 Points : 1924 Location: Mehar 76330, Pakistan Status : Offline	Wife (Kitchen se): A jee suntay ho? Aaj kal mai boht khubsurat ho rahi hon.. . Husband: Tumhe kaise pata chala?? . Wife: Aaj kal mairi khubsurati daikh kar rotiyan bhi jal rahi hain. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 20 2014 10:32:22 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3997 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Flat ki bell baji; Cablewala:is mahine ka bill lene aaya. Girl:baad me aahaah aana avi dudhwale ka bill chuka rahi hu. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 20 2014 10:34:20 PM

lovelychandna

Age: 32

3997 days old here
Total Posts: 718
Points : 344

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

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Ek Ladka Ladki..

Aha Aha!!

Raat me..

Aha Aha!!

Chus Chus kar..

Aha Aha!!

Daba Daba kar..

FROOTI PE RAHE THE

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Posted on February, 20 2014 10:36:28 PM

mazharkhan Age: 28 4246 days old here Total Posts: 4026 Points : 1924 Location: Mehar 76330, Pakistan Status : Offline	Baap ne baity se kaha: 'daikho yai aaj tumhari teacher ki taraf se mujhy 1 letter mila hai......" Baita:"aap bay-fikar rahain, main ammi ko nahi bataon ga Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 20 2014 10:36:38 PM

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