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mazharkhan Age: 28 4246 days old here Total Posts: 4026 Points : 1924 Location: Mehar 76330, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : Intelligent Student Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 22 2014 11:37:06 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4067 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Dil diya to mohobaat ki nishani samajh kar Who khaa gayi use biryani samajh kar khoon-E-jigar bhi nehi chodha zalim ne who bhi pee gayi neembu pani samajh kar Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 17 2014 03:50:45 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4067 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Pappu--cigrate peeraha tha utne me uska papa aae pappu ne cigrate ko uparwale shirt ke pocketme rakh liya papa kya tum cigrate pee reha ho Pappu nechi ji me to peeta hi nehi papa to fir pocket se dhowa kasa pappu dil jalne wali baat jo kahi aapne dhowa to aaya ga na Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 17 2014 03:51:55 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4067 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Apki Kahani Meri Jubani : Apke pas dimag hai Chalta nahi alag bat hai Aap smart hai Koi manta nahi alag bat hai Aap shareef hai Lagte nahi alag baat hai Aapke paas mobile hai Call nahi karte alag baat h Kaafi izzat h aapki Koi karta nahi alag bat hai Aapki beijati ho rahi h Aap phir b hans rahe h Wo galat bat h.. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 17 2014 03:53:11 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4067 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Din ko chain nahi, rat ko aram nahi, Ji na lage kahi,>>>>ye khuda kya yanhi pyar h? ? ? Stupid, ye pyar nahi SUMMER ki garmi h. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 17 2014 03:58:13 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4067 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Ek ladka fail hua to uske papa ne kaha- . . . dekh-dekh , padosh ki ladki ko dekh, wo tumhare sath padhti hai, . . . 1st aayi hai. . . . . . Boy- dekh-dekh kya dekh . . Usiko dekh-dekh ke to fail hua hoon. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 17 2014 04:07:30 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4067 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Tanha Rehna To Sikh Liya Humne, Per Khush Na Kabhi Reh Payenge, Teri Duri To Fir Bhi Seh Lete Hai, Per Teri Mohabbat Ke Bin Na Jee Payenge. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 17 2014 04:11:40 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4067 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Agar kutton ka t.v pr 1 channel ho toh,socho usme serials ke nam kuch aise honge. . . yahan main ghr ghr BHONKI . KAAT KHANA sathiya . agle janam mohe KUTIYA hi kijo . main KUTIYA tere aangan ki . ye KUTTA kya kahlata h .Ek hajaro m meri kutiya h .Afsar kutiya .Is kutte ko kya naam du. .Bde kutte lgte ho. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 17 2014 04:12:40 PM

princeaurangzebtunio Age: 28 3967 days old here Total Posts: 40 Points : 34 Location: Mehar, Pakistan Status : Offline	wah bhai wah Kiya Baat He maan gaye Dost. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 17 2014 05:07:16 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3997 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Sardar K Truck K Peechay Likha Tha "Chota Parivar Sukhi Parivar" Or Uske Nechay Tinu, Minu, Chintu, Chinky, Pinky, Guddu, Guddi, Sonu, Monu, Te Sohan De Papa Di Gaddi! Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 17 2014 11:39:42 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3997 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Sardar Wrote BILL GATES Abt PCS & WINDOWS Problmz 1- My Child Learnd MS WORD Nw He Wants MS SENTENCE 2 - Find Only RE-CYCLE But No RE-SCOOTER I Need It, As I Owe A Vespa Scooter 3 - I See MS OFFICE But I Need MS HOME, As I Use PC At Home 4 - Finaly, Howz Dat Ur Name Is GATES But U r Selling WINDOWS . Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 17 2014 11:40:52 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3997 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Sardar:I''ve Pain In Ma Ryt Leg Doc:Its Nothin .Its Only Coz Of Old Age. Sardar:As Far As I Know, Both Ma Legs R Of Same Age Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 17 2014 11:41:53 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3997 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Some1 Wrote 2 Sardar, "Agr Tum Zaheen Ho To Rs100 Bhejo. Hosihyar Ho To 200. Agr Dono Ho To 300 Bhejo" Sardar Sent Rs 600 N Wrote, "O-A Main Sabka Baap Hu Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 17 2014 11:42:56 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3997 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	1 Sardar Police Station K Bahar Se Guzra Aur Poster Pe Parha " Wanted For RAPE & MURDER .." Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 17 2014 11:44:01 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3997 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Sardar Ki Maa Puttar Tujhay Yahan Se Jalindhar Janay Mein 1 Din Laga Aur Wapas Aanay Mein 3 Din Wo B Naye Car Se Srdar : Maa Ye Car Bananay Wale Bhi Pagal Hein Janay K Liay 4 Gear Or Aanay Ke Liay Sirf 1 (Revers) Gear. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 17 2014 11:45:02 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3997 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	SARDAR'Son:- papaji...... Bahar Darwaje par koi Swimming pool ke liye Donetion mang Reha hai. SARDAR:- Puttar Ja, usko Ek Lota pani de de. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 17 2014 11:46:07 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3997 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	A Sardar Prays Daily For 2 Hours "Hey Vahey Guru Meri Lottery Lagade. After 11 Yrs Vaheguru Angrily Appears & Says -Oey Uloo De Pathay Ticket To Le Le. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 17 2014 11:47:22 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3997 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Sardar Ki Maa Puttar Tujhay Yahan Se Jalindhar Janay Mein 1 Din Laga Aur Wapas Aanay Mein 3 Din Wo B Naye Car Se Srdar : Maa Ye Car Bananay Wale Bhi Pagal Hein Janay K Liay 4 Gear Or Aanay Ke Liay Sirf 1 (Revers) Gear. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 17 2014 11:48:25 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3997 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Ek sardar ko koi mobile pe tang kar raha tha, Sardar ne new sim khareed kar usko sms kiya: "MAINE WO NUMBER BAND KAR DIYA HAI AB TERA BAAP BHI MUJHE TANG NAHI KAR SAKTA " Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 17 2014 11:49:25 PM

Age: 32

3997 days old here
Total Posts: 718
Points : 344

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

Status : Offline

Sardar is driving a jeep in jungle.

Tourist: If lion follows very close to us then how can we escape?
Sardar:Give right indicator & take left turn.:-)

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Posted on February, 17 2014 11:50:39 PM

mazharkhan Age: 28 4246 days old here Total Posts: 4026 Points : 1924 Location: Mehar 76330, Pakistan Status : Offline	Thank you so much friends mere topic ko etna pasand krne ke liye. . . . . and also mere other posts pr comment dena please thanks Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 18 2014 07:11:32 AM