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mazharkhan Age: 28 4246 days old here Total Posts: 4026 Points : 1924 Location: Mehar 76330, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : Intelligent Student Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 22 2014 11:37:06 PM

rahulthebest36

Age: 29

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Santa- yaar banta hamare beach kya relation hai?
Banta- yaar wahi jo Besan or Pakode ka hai.

Santa- kaise?
Banta- kyunki jab Besan SANTA hai tabhi to pakoda BANTA hai

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Posted on February, 16 2014 09:38:13 PM

rahulthebest36

Age: 29

4067 days old here
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SANTA PAPER DENE GYA ..

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OR APNE SATH PALAMBER KO BHI LEY GYA
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KYO...?????
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KYO KI USNE SUNA THA KI PAPER LEEK HO GYA H.....

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Posted on February, 16 2014 09:39:18 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4067 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Santa chemist ki shop pe 1 bottle le k gaya aur ek chamach liquid shopkeeper ko pila k bola- mitha hai Kya? Dukandar bola- nahi, kyu kya h ye? Santa - docter ne Bola chemist ki shop se urine me sugar check karwa k aao...! Wo check krane aya tha. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 16 2014 09:40:29 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4067 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Santa Ke Maa Ke Tabyat Khrab Ho Gye, Wo Apne Maa Ko Lekar Hospital Gya. Doctor: Inke Kuch Test Honge, Santa: Hey! Bhgwan Ab Kya Hoga,"Mere Maa To Anphad Ha" Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 16 2014 09:41:31 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4067 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Santa: I Am Going Ka Kya Matlab Hota Hai....? Banta: Main Jaa Raha Hoon.. Santa: Aise To Tera Bap Bhi Nahi Ja Sakta Pehle Matlab Bata. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 16 2014 09:42:55 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4067 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Mahatma: Kameene Dost Se Back Kar Raho. Follower: Magar Kameene Dost Ka Pata Kaise Chalega. Mahatma: Simple, Saare Dosto Ko Message Karo Jo Reply Na Kare Samjh Lo Voh Hi Kameena Hai Sala. Satay Vachan! Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 16 2014 09:43:59 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4067 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Ladki: Is mirror ki kya keemat he?? SHOPKEEPER : Rs.1000 ! . . Ladki: ohh.. bahut mehnga he.. kya isme koi khas baat he?? . . SHOPKEEPER: aap isko 100 floor se niche girao, . ye mirror 99 floor tak nai tutega... . . . Ladki :Wow..PACK kardo . . :- Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 16 2014 09:45:03 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4067 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Ek Ladki Ne Page Inbox Me Mujhse Kaha Ki "Aap Bhut Achi Post Krte Ho" . . Awwwwww. . Maine Kaha To Fir Tum Like Kyu Nhi Krti Ho?? . . . . Vo Boli- Nhi Main To Apki Har Post 2-2 Baar Like Krti Hun... . . . Ab Aap Hi Btao. Kaun Samjhay In Ladkiyon Ko Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 16 2014 09:46:10 PM

rahulthebest36

Age: 29

4067 days old here
Total Posts: 5184
Points : 149

Location:
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Ladka :- Medical store par jaakar bola, 1 c*ndom de do...
Main apni GF ke ghar dinner pe jaa raha hoon...

Phir bola 2 aur de do,
us ki sister bhi Bomb hai aur uski Maa bhi hot hai...

Dinner pe jaise hi GF ka baap dining table par aaya,

Ladka sir jhuka ke baith gaya...

Ladki boli :- Mujhe nahi pataa tha tum itna sharmate ho...

Ladka bola :- Mujhe bhi Aaj tak nahi pata tha ki tere Baap ka Medical store hai. :-P

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Posted on February, 16 2014 09:47:30 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4067 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Aik Admi Ne Ad Dekha, Purana Mobile Do Aur New Mobile Lo, . . . Wo Us Address per Geya, Wahan Koi Shop Nahi Thi. Us Ne Wahan 2 Larkon Se, Us Ad K BaryMein Pucha. Unho Ne Gun Nikal K Kaha, Ye Ad Hum Ne Hi Dia Tha, Chal Purana Mobile De Or Ja kar Naya MobileLe. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 16 2014 09:48:31 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3997 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Customer: Murga Kaisa Diya. Dukndar: Rs 80, Rs 50, Rs 10. Customer: Yeh Itna Sasta Kyun? Dukndar: Sahab Isse Aids Hai. Customer: Dedo, Khana Hai Shaadi Nahin Karni. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 16 2014 09:57:59 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3997 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Ek police Inspector ke ghar chori ho rahi thi. Wife: Utho ji, ghar mein chori ho rahi hai. Police Inspector: Mujhe sone de, main iss time duty par nahi hoon. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 16 2014 09:59:07 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3997 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Ek ladke ne jockey ka underwear kharida. 2 din bad woh gaon chala gaya. Waha usne apni dhoti upar karke sabko dikhaya. Baad mein ghar pahuncha toh pata chala ki underwear toh chair par para tha!!! Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 16 2014 10:00:12 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3997 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Bacha teacher se:" aap mujhe acchi lagti ho, me aap se shadi karunga.. . . . . . Miss gusse me:" mujhe bachose nafrat hai.. . . . . . . Bachha:" miss me koshish karunga bachhe na ho. Sameer Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 16 2014 10:01:18 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3997 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Tcher- Netaji, apka beta fail ho gaya he aur aap laddu khila rahe he? Netaji- 70 ladko ki class me 60 fail hai, bahumat to mere bete k sath he. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 16 2014 10:02:23 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3997 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Teacher: Batao tum ladki ko kaise purpose karoge ? Boy: Me use naav me baitha ke samunder ke beech le jakar kahunga . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . I Love Bol De Nahi To Meri Naav Se Utar Ja.... Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 16 2014 10:03:33 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3997 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	SHRABI:"Agar mere hath me SARKAR ho to me DESH ki takdir badal dunga... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . WIFE:"HAramkhor - pehle apna pajama to badal le, subah se meri SALVAR pehan k ghum raha hai. ... Heart Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 16 2014 10:04:36 PM

lovelychandna

Age: 32

3997 days old here
Total Posts: 718
Points : 344

Location:
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Aashiqui 2' dekh k pata chala ki
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1 ladka 1 ladki ke liye jaan de
sakta hai
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but
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DARU nahi chhod sakta.....
Piyo bhai piyo..

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Mahek Whisky ki kabhi kam nahi hoti,
Pine se Zindgi khatam nahi hoti.

Botal k sath ho agr Namkin or Gold flake,
To Zindgi SULTAN MIRZA se kam nahi hoti. :

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Posted on February, 16 2014 10:05:39 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3997 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Shopping Mall Ke Bahar Ek Mast Si Ladki Ko Dekh Ke Pappu Uske Paas Gaya Aur Bola Pappu: “Maine Kaha Jaanu I Love You” Ladki: “Tere Jaiso Pe To Main Tatti Bhi Ni Karti” Pappu Muskurate Hue: “Phir Kya Huya Sohnyo, Ek Paad Hi Maar Do“ Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 16 2014 10:06:40 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3997 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	ANNA HAZARE Ko dekh kr 4Yrs ka, Bachha bola- . . . . . Koi inhe rok lo! Nahi to meri HISTORY me 1 chapter aur Add ho jyega . . . . . BAWAL Ye Kar K Jayenge SAWAL Humse Puche Jayenge.. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 16 2014 10:07:42 PM

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