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mazharkhan Age: 28 4211 days old here Total Posts: 4026 Points : 1924 Location: Mehar 76330, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : Intelligent Student Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 22 2014 11:37:06 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3962 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Teacher asked to student:Wht is ur cast.. Stu: Pehle to hum sharma thay, fir Rajput thay, fir Baniya ho gaye, abhi hai Darzi, Aage Mummy ki marzi Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 18 2014 05:29:03 PM

lovelychandna

Age: 32

3962 days old here
Total Posts: 718
Points : 344

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

Status : Offline

Wife:kal 3 chor aye aur mera zordar rape kar k chale gaye

husband: tumne unhe roka nahi..
Wife: bahut kaha rukne ko, bole ab aur takat nahi hai, kal phir ayenge!

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Posted on February, 18 2014 05:30:09 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3962 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	father: kya hua beta q ro rhe ho kya hua tum mujhe batao main tumhare dost ki tarh hoon Son:kya batau main apni wali se milne gaya tha to teri wali ne mujhe bhut mara Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 18 2014 05:31:24 PM

lovelychandna

Age: 32

3962 days old here
Total Posts: 718
Points : 344

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

Status : Offline

Ek ladki thi deewani si
Mobile lekar chalti thi
Nazrain jhuka ke
Sharma ke
Mobile mein jaane kya dekha karti thi!
Kuchh karna tha shaayad usko
Par jaane kis se darti thi
Jab bhi milti thi mujhse
Yehi poochha karti thi

Yeh ON kaise hota hai,
Yeh ON kaise hota hai
.
aur main sirf yehi kehta tha
ye mobile nahi TV ka remote hai..

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Posted on February, 18 2014 05:32:30 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3962 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Santa-to saying yaar meri bkri ne kal anda diya hai . banta-to saying chal jhuth bol raha hai too.. santa-nhi me sach bol raha huin. kyonki Hmari murgi ka naam hi bakri hai. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 18 2014 05:33:30 PM

lescol Age: 36 4142 days old here Total Posts: 6369 Points : 68 Location: Quetta, Pakistan Status : Offline	Son of Pathan: Why did you call me yesterday? Teacher: I never called you. Son of Pathan: Then why did my call list say - 1 miss call! Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 18 2014 06:29:42 PM

Hussainkhalid Age: 28 4291 days old here Total Posts: 13010 Points : 4675 Location: Dadu 76200, Pakistan Status : Offline	hahahahaha....!!! what a jokes yaaar kamaal krdiya jokes post kr k......!!!!! nice yaaaar.....!!!!! Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 18 2014 06:33:38 PM

hearthackervsgirls Age: 40 4171 days old here Total Posts: 2292 Points : 11973 Location: Lahore, Pakistan Status : Offline	Hahahahaha acha to yeh joke tha. Thankyou khalid bhai btane k liye mujhe to pta hi nhi the k yeh aik joke hai. Hahahahaha just joking re.... Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 18 2014 06:58:28 PM

Hussainkhalid Age: 28 4291 days old here Total Posts: 13010 Points : 4675 Location: Dadu 76200, Pakistan Status : Offline	hahahahaha.....!!! bhai ye bhi ek joke hiii hay jo apny kaha k acha ye joke tha thanks khalid btane k liye....!!!! Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 18 2014 07:15:46 PM

mazharkhan Age: 28 4211 days old here Total Posts: 4026 Points : 1924 Location: Mehar 76330, Pakistan Status : Offline	Wife to husband: U don't LOVE Me at all.. . . . . .Husband points towards their five children n says- . . . do u think I downloaded these from Google ??? Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 19 2014 10:00:23 PM

mazharkhan

Age: 28

4211 days old here
Total Posts: 4026
Points : 1924

Location:
Mehar 76330, Pakistan

Status : Offline

1 Murga Murgi K Peche Bhag rha tha k Train k Neche Akr Murgi Mr Gai

Murga Udas Ho Kr Bola MaRHOMA Boht Nek Thi

JaN Dedi Magr CHUMMI Ni Di

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Posted on February, 19 2014 10:20:55 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4032 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Maut mangte he to zindagi khfa ho jati hai Zaher lete he to wo bhi dawa ho jati hai Tu hi bata aye dost kya karun. jisko b chahte he to wo bewafa ho jati hai. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 19 2014 10:40:30 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4032 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Muskurate rho to sb sath dete hai ...aansuo ko to aakho me bi panha nhi milti Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 19 2014 10:41:30 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4032 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Jab se dekha hai teri aankhon mein jhank kar koi bhi aaina acha nahin lagta teri mohabbat mein aise hue hai deewane tumhe koi aur dekhe toh acha nahin lagta by -ashish jacky singh parihar Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 19 2014 10:42:35 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4032 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Ek ladka na dusra ladki ko parpos keya.... Ladkin na kiss diya..aur ladki bhagi to ladka na pucha kha jari ho to ladki na kha guldasta lana Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 19 2014 10:43:37 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4032 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	AK DIN SANTA APNE BETE LALU OR DOST KE SATH HOTEL GAYA. SANTA WATTER SE : 2 BEAR OR AK COLDRINK DENA . LALU: KYA HUA PAPA ANKAL BEAR NAHI PITE KYA... Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 19 2014 10:44:37 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4032 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	KHUDI KO KAR BULAND ITANA CHADAO JYSE TAYSE.. KHUDI KO KAR BULAND ITANA CHADAO JYSE TAYSE.. UPAR KHUDA NE USASE PUCHA ABE AB UTARENGA KYSE... Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 19 2014 10:45:38 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4032 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Jee Bharke Rote Hai Toh Karaar Milta Hai, Iss Jahan Me Kahan Sabko Pyar Milta Hai, Zindgi Gujar Jaati Hai Imtihano K Dor Se Ek Jakhm Bharta Hai Toh Dusra Taiyaar Milta Hai. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 19 2014 10:46:39 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3962 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Munna Bhai Ke ghar LADKI hUE. Circuit- Bhai ab to muhale ke, Sare ladke isko line marenge. MUNNA- Tu fikar mat kar re, Apun iska naam DIDI rakhenge. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 20 2014 10:13:29 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3962 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Gf- I love you. Boy- Tell me any diffrant style. Gf- TERE LASH KO AAG LAGANE KAMOKA MERE BETE KO DEGA KYA. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 20 2014 10:15:13 PM

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