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zzubair94


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Subject : FUNNY JOKE (closed)
sharabi ghar ka tala khol raha tha par hath kamp rahe the
parosi bola: mey tala khol do?
sharabi: tala tou ma khol lu ga ap bas makan pakar lo sala hil raha hy................

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Posted on March, 16 2011 09:30:17 AM


rahulthebest36


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Ladkiyon ko Jalebi jaisi
Kyun kaha jaata hai?
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Kyunki ye kabhi seedhi nahi ho sakti,
Par hoti bhi toh bahut "SWEET" hai..!

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Posted on February, 02 2014 09:15:26 PM

rahulthebest36


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Tulsi Das Ji Ne Kha He Ki.
Pyar Kbhi Na Krna Pardesi Se,
Rote-Rote Naina Thak Jayenge.
Pyar Krna Hmesha Padosi Se,
Roj Balcony Se Darsan To Ho Jayenge..

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Posted on February, 02 2014 09:16:26 PM

rahulthebest36


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Kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai .....
agar zindagi teri zulfo ki chhav me guzar jati toh

HOME LOAN lene ki zarurat na padti.. :

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Posted on February, 02 2014 09:17:33 PM

saim14399


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lgta hay admin ney topic read karna chor dia hay asi lia ase hu raha hay

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Posted on February, 04 2014 03:17:35 AM

Awais148


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hahahaha to kia us ne makan ko paker lia tha hahahaha...very funny jokes

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Posted on February, 05 2014 11:48:27 AM

madihajamil


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"Do you really believe your husband when he tells you he goes fishing every weekend?" asked Jane's best friend. "Why shouldn't I?" said Jane. "Well, maybe he is having an affair?" "No way" said Jane "he never returns with any fish..."

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Posted on February, 06 2014 11:02:41 AM

madihajamil


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Munna : Abay Circuit! Jaa baajo walay ghar say Doctor ko bula k laa, meri tabiat kharab ho reli hai.

Circuit : Aey Bhai!!! aap to khud doctor ho.
Munna : Bolay to meri fees bahut zyada hai.

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Posted on February, 06 2014 11:04:55 AM

madihajamil


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A drunken man gets on the bus late one night, staggers up the aisle, and sits next to an elderly woman.

She looks the man up and down and says, "I've got news for you. You're going straight to hell!"

The man jumps up out of his seat and shouts, "Man, I'm on the wrong bus!"

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Posted on February, 06 2014 11:07:55 AM

madihajamil


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A boy 2 pathan: Mai agar chahon to tamam Pathano ko Jannat se nikal kar Jahanum main la sakta hoon.

Pathan: Kaise?

Boy: Main Jahanum mai Naswar ka dukan kholon ga.

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Posted on February, 06 2014 11:10:59 AM

madihajamil


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EK KHAN AUR SARD EK DOSRA KA DOST THAY.

KHAN NA SARDA SA POCHA..
KHAN:- SARDAR JI AP JAHAZ MAIN SAFAR KIYUN NAHI KARTAY.
SARDAR:- MOJAY MARNA SA DAR LAGTA HY
KHAN:- MOUT KA TU EIK DIN MOQARAR HY PHIR DAR KASAY

SARDAR:- MAIN BI JANTA HON KA EIK DIN MOQARAR HY LIKAN FARAZ KAROO MAREE ABI ZINDGI HY LIKAN POILT KAY MARNAA KA TIME AA GIYA TU.....

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Posted on February, 06 2014 11:16:14 AM

pak101


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Kindly Post Joke Here
http://pak101.com/c/jokes/submit


Thanks...!!

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Posted on February, 06 2014 11:19:16 AM