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zzubair94 Age: 37 5037 days old here Total Posts: 55 Points : 28 Location: Lahore, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : FUNNY JOKE (closed) sharabi ghar ka tala khol raha tha par hath kamp rahe the parosi bola: mey tala khol do? sharabi: tala tou ma khol lu ga ap bas makan pakar lo sala hil raha hy................ Like no likes.
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0irha0 Age: 31 4342 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	Height of attempting unknown qns in an exam Height of attempting unknown qns in an exam… . . Question:What is an array..? . . . Student: ARRAY is the word used to call a friend. eg. “ARRAY, idhar aa re… Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 28 2014 03:10:52 PM

0irha0 Age: 31 4342 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	Biwi or bezati dono ek jesi hoti hai. . . . . . . . . . . . Dono dusre ki achhi lagti hai Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 28 2014 04:26:13 PM

0irha0 Age: 31 4342 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	That awesome moment… . . . . . . . . . . . when your torn( fata hua) Rs 100 note is accepted by shopkeeper, because he is Busy elsewhere. Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 28 2014 04:28:02 PM

0irha0 Age: 31 4342 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	“UnFriend” on Facebook “UnFriend” on Facebook… . . . . . . . . . . . . Is the modern form of Childhood “Katti” Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 28 2014 05:03:19 PM

Hussainkhalid Age: 28 4323 days old here Total Posts: 13010 Points : 4675 Location: Dadu 76200, Pakistan Status : Offline	waaah jiii waah kiya funny jokes hain nice yaaaar Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 28 2014 05:29:50 PM

0irha0 Age: 31 4342 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	When one door closes., another one opens When one door closes., another one opens. . . . . . . . . . . That’s when you realize that you’ve bought a really bad second hand car. Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 28 2014 09:54:34 PM

0irha0 Age: 31 4342 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	365 nights of an Indian woman 60 nights menstrual cycle 55 nights headaches 50 nights I am tired 40 nights I have to get up early 35 nights I am not well 25 nights the kids are awake 20 nights will do tomorrow Banda Bangkok na jaye to kya kare?? Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 28 2014 09:55:42 PM

0irha0

Age: 31

4342 days old here
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Jab Maine “BEER” Pehli baar Pee thi, Main Khud Apni
Nazron me gir gaya…
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Aur Maine “BEER” Chhodne ka faisla kar liya..
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Par fir jab Maine Un tamaam “BEER” factory ke
Mazdoor,
Aur Unke biwi-Bacchhon ke Baare me Socha to Meri
aankh
bhar aayi…
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Aur Uss Pal Faisla kiya ki Ab se, I will Drink Regularly..
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Apne liye to sab Jeete hain, Lekin,
Hum to garibon ke liye peete hain.. CHEERS—

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Posted on January, 28 2014 11:34:18 PM

0irha0 Age: 31 4342 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	1 Stone is enough 2 break d glass 1 Stone is enough 2 break d glass.., 1 sentence is enough to break a heart.., 1 second is enough 2 fall in luv.., Bt y d hell 1 chapter is nt enough to Pass in exam?? Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 28 2014 11:36:19 PM

0irha0 Age: 31 4342 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	Love should not be conditioned. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . It should just be shampooed Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 28 2014 11:40:13 PM

0irha0 Age: 31 4342 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	Jab Bhi Kisi Beautiful Ladki Ko Ladke K Sath Dekhta Hu Aksar. . . Dil Pe Hath Rkh K Khud Ko Tasalli Deta Hu Ki . . Bhai-Behan Hai Bhai-Behan Hai. Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 28 2014 11:41:18 PM

Awais148 Age: 30 4308 days old here Total Posts: 12184 Points : 198 Location: Attock, Pakistan Status : Offline	bhai apke topic ka nam bhi funny hai kun ke joke to hota hi funny hai Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 29 2014 07:51:37 PM

Hussainkhalid Age: 28 4323 days old here Total Posts: 13010 Points : 4675 Location: Dadu 76200, Pakistan Status : Offline	maza mza aagya jiii mjhe boht hansi aai in jokes per hahahaha Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 29 2014 07:55:11 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4064 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Us Ajnabi Ka Yun Na Intzaar Karo, Is Aashiq Dil Ka Na Aetbaar Karo, Roj Nikla Kare Kisi Ki Yaad Me Aansou, Itna Na Kabhi Kisi Se Pyaar Karo. Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 31 2014 10:19:06 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4064 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Khafa Ho Ya Koi Gum Hai, Number Kho Gya Ya Balance Kam Hai, sMs Karo Agar Dum Hai, Warna Maan Lo SMS Ke Baadshah Sirf Hum Hai..# Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 31 2014 10:20:34 PM

rahulthebest36

Age: 29

4064 days old here
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Ek baar didar to kr lo mera mere
chahre se kafan hata kr ae jaan

Wo aankhe bnd ho gai h jinhe
tum rulaya krte the.

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Posted on January, 31 2014 10:21:52 PM

rahulthebest36

Age: 29

4064 days old here
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Humare baad nahin ayega tumhain chahat ka aisa maza..

Tum logon se khud kehtay phirogay mujhe chahao us ki tarah

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Posted on January, 31 2014 10:22:56 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4064 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Mohabbat kar ya nafrat ''Tu meri hai'' Apna samajh ya paraya ''Tu meri hai'' Tu murr jaye phir b main wanhi rahon ''Tu meri hai''. Pyar hai ya ibadat maloom nahi mujhe ''Tu meri hai'' Bhulana mushkil hai tujhe ''Tu meri hai''Bus''Meri hai'.. Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 31 2014 10:24:14 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4064 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Zindgi Me 2 Chizein Hamesha Tutne Ke Liye hi Hoti Hain... . Saans or Saath... . Saans Tutne Se toh Insan 1 Hi Baar Marta Hai... . Par kisi ka saath Tutne Se, Insan Pal Pal Marta Hai....!! Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 31 2014 10:25:18 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4064 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Kabar Mein Dafnaate Hi Sare Rishte Toot Jate Hai Chand Dino Mein Apne Apno Ko Bhool Jate Hai Koi Nahi Rote Umar Bhar Kisi Ke Liye Waqt Ke Saath Aansu Bhi Sukh Jate Hai Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 31 2014 10:26:34 PM

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